did sicy go dancing yet?

[The Wanderer]

I think that icon is the official "paranoid android" icon

but more importantly, how many adult beverages has z edge had?

 

[U2Bama]

The thread has to get uglier before she will "pounce" on anybody's face or whatever.

z edge does not seem to be online; my guess is that he upgraded tonight and went to one of those roadside bar & grills outside of Oklahoma City that the Allman Brothers sing about instead of going to the Grab&Go for the usual Michelob Light 12 pack. Probably throwing darts or riding a mechanical bull and drinking Miller High Life, who knows?

~U2Alabama

 

[The Wanderer]

riding the bull? you mean shooting the bull

 

[Sicy]

WHAT

 

[The Wanderer]

cha cha cha

 

[Sicy]

Yknow I wasnt going to post for a while so I could wait and watch you guys cause trouble.. but then I forgot that I wasnt going to post and I posted.

I have a serious problem.

 

[The Wanderer]

you can't dance?

 

[Sicy]

 

[U2Bama]

"Shooting the bull" is not an upgrade for z edge; he always does that.

 

[The Wanderer]

is it just me or is the idea of drunks and darts not really the best thing, oh well I suppose drunks came up with the idea in the first place

 

[U2Bama]

...then there is the issue of bars that were designed by drunks, where you have to walk in front of the dartboard to get to the restroom. Nothing sucks more than getting hit with a dart while on the way to the urinal.

 

[zooropamanda]

urinals have to be the most disgusting thing ever invented, especially those ones you stand in
i feel sorry for you boys

 

[Sicy]

I have a urinal phobia

 

[U2Bama]

Should I have said "the loo" or whatever it is all of you foreigners call it?

 

[zooropamanda]

well it depends
the loo = toilet, bathroom
urinals we have and urinal we call them

personally i say bathroom myself, yes stupid when there's no bath in there, but hey!
i am a teacher dont forget bam bam, and lil boys who stand in those 'urinal's come to ask their laces to be tied up.
i tell them to get their lace tying friends to do it for them.

 

[U2Bama]

Maybe you should require them to wear velcro shoes. Interestingly, didn't they call those shoes "Kangaroos" back in the 80s?

 

[The Wanderer]

they take their shoes off to go to the bathroom? man, those boys must be big down under

 

[U2Bama]

...or perhaps they have really nice bathrooms? Or maybe it is a tradition to take your shoes off to go to the bathroom where Zoomanda lives, like entering houses in Japan?

 

[The Wanderer]

so does that mean they have geishas too?

 

[Sicy]

 

[U2Bama]

Well, it appears that Zooropa_Amanda's cultural tradition is strictly limited to the bathroom, so I am not sure about the geishas in Austria.

 

[The Wanderer]

that must be why Hitler left there so pissed off

 

[Zoomerang96]

austria was annexed by the nazi's in the 1930's.

 

[U2Bama]

Oh!!!!

Hent the Power Bear! I assumed you were out at the discos drinking water tonight!

 

[The Wanderer]

I think canada has run out of water, as in Canada Dry, we annexed their water, didn't you get the memo?

 

[famous rungi]

Can I just say that squatting toilets are the greatest thing ever invented ever since before the invention of sitting toilets (yes, my grammar, kill me). You westerners don't appreciate such genius.

 

[U2Bama]

I destroyed the memo, and I am not familiar with squatting toilets.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Oh!!! bama!!! let us kiss! yes! lets! us!

i actually had two alcoholic beverages, known better as "beers" tonite.

the states own canada.

but if you invade us youll fail just as badly as napolean, the generals of ww1 and hitler in ww2 tried to invade the ussr.

we here in canada are dynamos in the sack.

 

[U2Bama]

You drink beer now?

 

[The Wanderer]

what about when you visit other countries?