Chizip and I are lovers

[zoney!]

You just ruined months of therapy avsgirl.

 

[AvsGirl41]

So *that's* where the child support went!

You know, I told Zoney Jr. you died in a shipwreck. It seemed kinder than the truth.

 

[zoney!]

yeah...you are the shipwreck that sucked the life out of me.


These domestic arguments online are eating at me avs, we have to stop this. It takes months for me to recover. Stop these psychological games. Please. PLEASE!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

how tragic.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

chiz
come to momma.

 

[mmmBono]

chiz
come to momma.

*chimes in to say you 2 would make a dashing couple*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[mmmBono]

is that funny haha..or...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

funny haha....i can't date chiz even if i wanted to. he is too young for me. hense the momma joke.

 

[mmmBono]

what's the age difference?
you know, hon...sometimes age doesn't matter...it's where you are at in life, etc, etc...maturity levels...personal goals...
i would go on...but i think you know that already...cuz yer so smart
anyhow....
i guess i'll just have to fantasize about miss velvet and chizzer.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

may your fantasy carry on mmmbono

i am pushing 29.
he is barely pushing his early 20's.

 

[mmmBono]

Re: may your fantasy carry on mmmbono

i am pushing 29.
he is barely pushing his early 20's.

age difference, shmage difference.




I totally see what you're saying, girl.
it's up to the both of you....you know what's best...
but remember....in the words of THE bear....there is nothing like an early 20-something male masausage.



it's true. don't laugh

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

*wipes tears from eyes from laughing so hard* i guess the joke is on me.

 

[Chizip]

it doesnt matter anymore, due to unfortunate circumstances i now have a face that not even my mother could love

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i told you to go to the ER! damn it!

 

[Chizip]

im too hideous to go there

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

fine, bleed to death! i'll make sure to send flowers to your funeral.

 

[Chizip]

thanks lover

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

anytime. what are you favorite flowers? you better say Iris'!

 

[Chizip]

screaming flowers

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

uh oh...

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

thinking of other women already

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

aww that is ok, he can have other women, that is part of our deal.

 

[nbcrusader]

 

[Basstrap]

will somebody please be my lover

 

[AvsGirl41]

I will be your lover if you like.

I'm supposed to be quite good.

 

[Basstrap]

I need credentials

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

aww love is in the air. see when the temps drop we all need someone to get all snuggly with.

 

[JessicaAnn]

aww love is in the air. see when the temps drop we all need someone to get all snuggly with.

I snuggling

 

[DaveC]

I require an Interference lover. A successful applicant must have the following credentials and/or characteristics:

- Between the ages of 15 and 50
- Must be female. Look in your pants, if you see something sticking out, you need not apply!

All applicants are highly encouraged to post below with a short note in the affirmative that you wish to be my Interference lover. Good luck!