Chevy Chase, Maryland Superthread

[Serena Vox]

morning.

Hey Cin!

How are you?

 

[Serena Vox]

Oh, hey, it's Serena.

Oh, hey, it's Axver.
Thought I'd drop in for a few.

How the hell are you?

 

[bono_212]

Ok, seriously Axver, or anyone really, read this and the first part of page 47

The Burgermeister's Daughter ... - Google Book Search

I have to read that for the next 40 or so pages

 

[Cin]

Hey Cin!

How are you?

I am beyond exhausted. New computers at work are still stuffing up two weeks after they were installed so my head is mash. Been getting huuuge deliveries so have been unloading 3-4 pallets of stock a day. All I want to do is lie comatose in a bubbling spa bath or a feathery bed. Instead I've been doing housework.

Apart from that I'm pretty good

 

[Serena Vox]

Ok, seriously Axver, or anyone really, read this and the first part of page 47

The Burgermeister's Daughter ... - Google Book Search

I have to read that for the next 40 or so pages

What a joke ...

 

[Cin]

Burgermeister

If Joan Collins sister had written it maybe it would have been ok .

 

[Serena Vox]

I am beyond exhausted. New computers at work are still stuffing up two weeks after they were installed so my head is mash. Been getting huuuge deliveries so have been unloading 3-4 pallets of stock a day. All I want to do is lie comatose in a bubbling spa bath or a feathery bed. Instead I've been doing housework.

Apart from that I'm pretty good

I'm exhausted and I haven't done much except be a chronic insomniac! Wanna trade?

 

[Axver]

Ashley, set the book on fire.

 

[Axver]

Oh, hey, it's Axver.
Thought I'd drop in for a few.

How the hell are you?

I'm alright. Should be stressed about uni but I have passed the point of caring.

You?

 

[Cin]

I'm exhausted and I haven't done much except be a chronic insomniac! Wanna trade?

No thanks. I have rippling biceps to go with my exhaustion, it takes the attention away from under-eye circles

I also dropped a box and now have a little bit of a black eye!!

 

[bono_212]

What a joke ...

I know right?!

Burgermeister

If Joan Collins sister had written it maybe it would have been ok .

I made the comment the other night that it just sounds like a Harlequin Romance written by a Harvard grad to me.

Ashley, set the book on fire.

If I weren't against burning books I would.

 

[Serena Vox]

I'm alright. Should be stressed about uni but I have passed the point of caring.

You?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I'm alright, I guess. Stupid fucking shitstorm (read as: storm in a teacup) going on at home, so I have taken to staying at my friend's place for the time being until everyone gets the sticks out of their arses.

Oh, I almost forgot. About your sig. What was the rewording you wanted? I'd have gotten that to you sooner, but I've been so bloody tired and busy running places!

 

[Serena Vox]

If I weren't against burning books I would.

I say make an exception for that pile of crap.

I could eat paper and shit a better book out.

 

[Cin]

I say make an exception for that pile of crap.

I could eat paper and shit a better book out.

Maybe you could use that in your exams

 

[Serena Vox]

I also dropped a box and now have a little bit of a black eye!!

How'd you get a black eye from dropping a box?

 

[Axver]

If I weren't against burning books I would.

I'm against burning books. I still say burn it.

 

[Cin]

How'd you get a black eye from dropping a box?

I was lifting it over some other things and it fell on me It actually happens more often than it should. I'm also quite good at misjudging doorways when carrying things.

 

[Axver]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I'm alright, I guess. Stupid fucking shitstorm (read as: storm in a teacup) going on at home, so I have taken to staying at my friend's place for the time being until everyone gets the sticks out of their arses.

Oh, I almost forgot. About your sig. What was the rewording you wanted? I'd have gotten that to you sooner, but I've been so bloody tired and busy running places!

Probably a bad thing, but MEH.

I believe the wording was "so that you never miss U2 at the Kunstmuseum".

 

[Cin]

I'm going to make some food, be back soon

 

[Axver]

I also dropped a box and now have a little bit of a black eye!!

Getting lots of knowing "that poor woman" stares?

 

[Serena Vox]

Probably a bad thing, but MEH.

I believe the wording was "so that you never miss U2 at the Kunstmuseum".

Give me a moment.

 

[Serena Vox]

I was lifting it over some other things and it fell on me It actually happens more often than it should. I'm also quite good at misjudging doorways when carrying things.

I misjudge doorways even when I don't carry things! I can't tell you how many times I've banged my upper arms on door frames.

 

[Serena Vox]

Axver:

 

[bono_212]

Look guys, I'd burn the book, but what if this is the beginning of a slippery slope? What if I like the way burning the book makes me feel? What then?

 

[Serena Vox]

Look guys, I'd burn the book, but what if this is the beginning of a slippery slope? What if I like the way burning the book makes me feel? What then?

Then burn every book that makes you wanna gouge your eyes out.

 

[Axver]

Axver:

Coolness, thank you.

 

[Cin]

Food is done
Silverside for tea,
I'm making lots of mashed potato to go with it just in case I stuff it up

 

[Cin]

Then burn every book that makes you wanna gouge your eyes out.

we can start a bonfire!!

 

[Serena Vox]

Coolness, thank you.

You are welcome!
It slipped my mind the other day, fuck if I can remember. Sorry I took so long getting around to it!

 

[Axver]

Look guys, I'd burn the book, but what if this is the beginning of a slippery slope? What if I like the way burning the book makes me feel? What then?

Keep on burning.

: passes bibles :

... oh wait.

(Now I just have "mmm, sacrelicious" in my head for some reason.)