I like this idea. Although I can assure you that far worse idiots than us have already been published.
I read a couple of review comments in the Wiki article, and had to shake my head. "Casual readers may be disappointed by the lack of action"?? That's putting it more mildly than super extra mild low-fat cheese that's matured for 0.00000000000001 of a nanosecond.
Oops. No harm done!
If you want an excuse for unintentional grabby-hands, crowded GA areas at gigs are ideal.
I should bloody well hope so... I have a lot more content between my ears than StephEnie has. Or I used to, anyway...
You are awesome. Thanks!
And don't worry about Xmas if you need more time... I probably won't need a scarf until next May or something.