............*BUHAHWHAHWHHAHWAH! - at Elijah bein on the Osbournes!!!.....

[mad1]

...........*BUHAHWHAHWHHAHWHHAHWAH! - at Elijah bein on the Osbournes!!!.....

(was meant to put this in earlier and u all saw it months ago but Maddie dont give a flyin human-pat cause I dont have MTV so only saw it last week! '..)

alright, I swear to ..........When I saw him in the 2nd series as 'star guest' I thought:

'HOW THE FECK DID ELIJAH BECOME KELLY'S FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!??????

Then I heard rumours he was dating Aimee.................



Its hilarious,,,,he had that 'Hi, Im just back from the Shopping Mall and about to go to a Party and chill with ma mates....... how the fuk u doin Kelly, think I will stop in here for a half-hour cup of tea and fuuuuun' look.

And above all else, (now really I think Elijah is WELL cute, and looks lovely now esp with those LOTR promotion pics and new haircut.......the guy is a weeeee star! I always imagine him as part of the upcoming-stars-clan with Bloom and Tyler and all...:..), but ............I kinda expected after all the introductions to Ozzy, for Elijah to start walkin up to the camera in rap-mode with arms and fingers crossed and pointed and rap the following Eminem's 'My Name Is' stylee:



'Word up, how you doin
Is the fuckin tea brewin?
Im a famous little actor in this town
Now Im chillin with da Kelly
In this Episode thats smelly
With the dog pooin stuff that is brown.
And Jack's a little crazy
And sometimes he is lazy
But I love to hang with Ozzy's posse see?
Cause today Im their guest
And Im sure yer all impressed
But you know its just little aul' me!

Yea
Hi - my name is
Hi - my name is
Hi - my name is
E-lij-ah!

Hi - my name is
Hi - my name is
Hi - my name is
E-li-jah

Now look Im just a guest
And Im cleanin up this mess
That this bloomin doggie did on the couch
And Im standing by their nanny
Boppin side-to-side - thats canny
Once the camera cuts the doggie sniffs my pouch
Well fuk it man ..Im outta here!
Cant take no more Kell-ee my dear!
Ive been and had my appearence on this show!
And Ozzy, ya great big clumsie!
My great-granny adores yer bumsie!
*crew pushes Elij out* 'I DONT WANNA GO!-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' *fades into distance*

Yes
Bye - my name was
Bye - my name was
Bye - my name was
E-li-jah
Bye - my name was
Bye - my name was
Bye - my name was
E-li-jah'



*cue end beats and EW mutterin walkin down the street*

'Yo, damn'


'Fuk it all'

'I had enough'

'Need my Sam'


'man'

'What u lookin at?'



*EW starts funkily walkin drunk while camera pans up into sky watchin him walk along a wet road*





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OOPS! *gettin carried away there!!!!!!*


yes, interesting Elijah knows the Osbournes..........damn Kelly must fancy Frodo BIGtime!

AND above all else I was waitin for big Ozzy to say somethun like 'Oh fuk, its Frodo!!!!!!!!!', while pointin with shock written all over his face!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!









EW makes me go maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

...........but man I just luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv the Osbournes!!!!!!!!!

Ozzy

 

[Laura M]

Celebtrity big bro with MARK OWEN- LOVED him in P5 is on tonight maddie!!!!

 

[drumkeeran]

OK....silly me thought that "Elijah" was Bono's Elijah....i'll go back to my lurking now....

 

[mad1]

I know.....I shoulda added Woods.......then again....I think it was a BIG mistake puttin this up.....for reasons that, I bet ur all confused!

But u know me......I toss everything at u all..........all shite and decency........its how u catch it that matters!

 

[ghetofabu]

Well if he is hanging out with her maybe I have a chance.

 

[Laura M]

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mark owens is still hot

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