Here we go....
Britney Spears MY ARSE. Come to think of it, my arse looks just as good and certainly sounds better. I have no problem admitting that Britney is very attractive - the problem lies in the fact that she calls herself a "singer". The oaf cannot hold a note, let alone carry a tune.
Okay, so she's good looking. If I was that beautiful, but couldn't sing to save my life, I would a) become a model instead, b) become an actress instead, or c) fuck off out of everyone's faces and enjoy being myself.
At no point would I dress in school uniform for my first video, or pose in national magazines, aged 17, dressed in a tiny white "outfit", surrounded by dolls and other children's paraphernalia. Nor would you find me posing for pictures on a kiddie's bike, dressed like a 6year-old in a ton of make up, sticking my fake tits out at the camera while clutching a Tinky Winky and sporting the word "baby" on my barely covered arse.
What sort of silly little plastic idiot sings about being born purely to make some fat tosspot happy, thereby showing young impressionable fans that girls should be whores from the time they hit puberty, while boys should expect to have their every whim pandered to by some fake bint? Please note the sarcastic usage of the word "sings". "Brays" is more like it.
I admit there are much more interesting things to get pissed off over - but it irritates me that talentless fools with no visible personality are so adored.
Rant over!