BOY OH BOY WOWEE It's the 2014 AFL Thread

[Axver]

Not to mention, a lot of players from rival sides seemingly get along well with each other outside of football, but when I was younger I always preferred to believe that they all hated each other's guts and couldn't say a polite word even off field.

I figured that players for New Zealand's domestic clubs got along well off-field because they all wanted to get selected for the All Blacks and play together (when's an Aucklander not an Aucklander? When he's scoring tries for the All Blacks.), but I was convinced that they would all speed up if they saw a Wallaby crossing the road.

I still kind of believe that.

 

[Axver]

Breust scores a goal

Crowd: BOOOO!

Breust: Are you saying boo or booo-uuuuussstttt?

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!

Alison: I was saying boooo-uuuuussstttttt.

 

[Alisaura]

^ I was, too.

I somehow missed that ball acting like a yo-yo on a string...?!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Amateur effort from Hawthorn. Fucking hell. Kept on handing the ball back to Port after that ball up.

 

[Alisaura]

Ugh. I can't identify any Port player on sight but I don't like whoever kicked that goal.

Edit: Damn you Hale! As the only Hawk left on the field whose name I know, how dare you not kick that goal from 55m out or whatever it was!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Good judgment, he's the one who plays for free kicks all the time.

 

[Alisaura]

Oh, Gunston's still there. Phew.

 

[Alisaura]

YAY GUNSTON!! More of those please.

 

[Axver]

Ooh this is starting to get really interesting.

 

[Alisaura]

Okay, I really don't like Monfries now.

 

[Axver]

Wingard and Monfries combine to score a goal. Vlad must be spitting derogatory nicknames everywhere!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Someone shirtfront Wankard out of the stadium or something. Please.

 

[Alisaura]

Motherf*#%er.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Piss off Polec.

Piss off Hawthorn.

 

[Axver]

Jesus that was fast.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Looks like Port have won the May premiership now, congratulations.

 

[Alisaura]

Wait, we have Hodge tonight? I'm not sure if I feel better about that or not, given how this game is going.

 

[Axver]

Oh god Hawthorn didn't need that miss on the full.

 

[Alisaura]

Naturally I was out of the room when we got that goal... and if that follow-up had been on target it would have been a hell of a thing.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

So Hawthorn managed to get back to where they were 5 minutes ago.

 

[Alisaura]

Lewis!!

 

[Axver]

Big effort here by Jordan Lewis.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Hahaha, oh boy.

 

[Alisaura]

That's the shit!!

 

[Axver]

Can't believe the margin's now down to eleven. It's felt like Port's had all the answers to Hawthorn and applied immense pressure but the Hawks just won't say die.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Holy shit. That run and kick from Smith was sublime.

 

[Alisaura]

As you would hope from a team in their position!

 

[Alisaura]

Quickly, get your cup of tea everyone! *L*

 

[Axver]

Quickly, get your cup of tea everyone! *L*

Because IIIITT'SSS AAAAAWWWNNNNNN!!!!

I'm amazed BT can actually still see the play, because it sounds like he must've spat all over the commentary box's window.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

That's pathetic, I'm sorry, pathetic skill error.