boy oh boy do I luv the 'Man-Phwoar' factor in life...

[mad1]

Uh huh, oh yea.......

give me a REAL man like this!!!!!!



oh yes! Pure, PURE Va-Va-VOOOOOOOOM!

Have sex with a broom!



WOOF!

 

[mad1]

OH FUK! thats the WRONG ONE!!!

HERE HERE THIS ONE THIS ONE!!!!!!!

 

[Basstrap]

unfortunately I am not Patrick Swazey

At least I wasn't in Dirty Dancing

 

[Gina Marie]

I'm a little confused sweetie..

Is that Patrick Swayze? And why is he with Liza?

And does he really do it for you Maddie?

 

[mad1]

oh my gawd, ya know, he may look old and older now, but he still the top man for dancin and ridin........

 

[mad1]

HEY GINA howzit goin, aint seen u in long looooooong time whatcahat? whats za craic? hows it bangin?

?????????????

 

[Gina Marie]

Maddie is frisky today...

Originally posted by mad1
but he still the top man for dancin and ridin........

Here's my choice for what Maddie said..

 

[sulawesigirl4]

my choice would reside in my signature line.

 

[mad1]

I meant horsey-ridin!!!!



of course - u knew! Anyway our Patty can backflip on a horse, ride bare-back on a horse, ride bare-back naked on a horse, ride bare-back naked backwards on a horse, do a hand-stand on a horse..........the list goes on...

sometimes I cant believe nearly lost our Patty to a horse incident where he near got severed by a tree..............

I was like 'that man has a guardian angel'

tell ya what, I'd be in his Dance Stud-io (get it? STUD-io? hehe ...er, ....) anytime, but he'd lose ass-patience with me.....................

 

[Gina Marie]

I didn't know Patrick was an equestrian..

I meant horsey-ridin!!!!

SUUURREE you did

I 'd like to see Jude ride a horse bare back naked...

 

[mad1]

I did I did I did!

I dont want to have humpy with ANYbody!

 

[Gina Marie]

Maddie, I know..

I'm just TEASING you