UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
FACT.
Bootsie Collins is the Funkiest human still living.
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The Sad Punk
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I'm like a goth Bootsy Collins.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
He can see around corners.
LMP
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He began to milk the funk and drink its tasty produce.
phillyfan26
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He was slappin' that bass guitar like some delirious funky priest.
elevated_u2_fan
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you're damn right....
LMP
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Bootsy, wherever you are right now... May the Funk be with you:
phillyfan26
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The Funk claims he was done wit dat shit, but The Funk never really left Bootsie.
OP
OP
UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
Hello baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh yeah I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?
What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through
I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call it obscene phone call
I'm not a storyteller though baby
I'd rather be with you, me to me
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
YOU
Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thing to do
I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
Oh baby, uh, just wanna hang on
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to yeah yeah yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Oh no, not that baby
I wanna be real with you
Let me just breathe in your ear hole baby
(Ohhhh ohhhh)
Don't fake me out
I love you baby
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Let me see if I can hit that note again
I love you baby
(Ohhh ohhh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
I'd like to get real funk-kay
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
IOh, oh
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you baby!
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you!
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh yeah I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?
What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through
I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call it obscene phone call
I'm not a storyteller though baby
I'd rather be with you, me to me
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
YOU
Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thing to do
I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
Oh baby, uh, just wanna hang on
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to yeah yeah yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Oh no, not that baby
I wanna be real with you
Let me just breathe in your ear hole baby
(Ohhhh ohhhh)
Don't fake me out
I love you baby
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Let me see if I can hit that note again
I love you baby
(Ohhh ohhh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
I'd like to get real funk-kay
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
IOh, oh
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you baby!
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you!
OP
OP
UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
You can't take the Funk outta Bootsie anymore than you can take Bootise out the Funk. It's like night with no stars, water with no H2, Jesus Camp without lunatics. It just cannot exist on it's own.
elevated_u2_fan
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phillyfan26
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It's like John Frusciante without a guitar. You know?
elevated_u2_fan
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Mr. BAW
ONE love, blood, life
BAW's actually shared a plane ride from Toronto to LAX with Mr. Boots and his posse....
elevated_u2_fan
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this makes you my hero for two reasons:
1. you were on a plane with his royal funkness - how was he?
2. you went to Toronto
BAW
The Flower
Normally, yeah. I think one of the P-Funksters was using it that weekend it so he flew commercial.
elevated_u2_fan
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who do you think Sam Jackson based his performance on?
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
elevated_u2_fan
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LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
What do you think candy is made out of?
elevated_u2_fan
Blue Crack Supplier
You gave her one.
they flew on a plane with the SOUL of Parliament though, I can't just make everybody my hero...
actually now that I check my list:
beav
NSW
Pla The Great
Sicy
The BAWs
New Jesus
That guy at Subway who gave me extra olives
alright kid, you're in...
elevated_u2_fan
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does this have anything to do with Snakes On A Plane?
LMP
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Sunshine and farts, what the hell kind of a question is that?
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