Boot, Surprise, Arizona Superthread

[cobl04]

bye cin, jen, purple (i'm sorry, i missed your name!)

if you ever want to be hit on by another woman cin, just come to my work, there are at least five or six lesbian tradies there now.

 

[liamcool]

There are no such things as fictional characters. They just exist on another level of the Tower. In alternate worlds.

For all you know, YOU'RE a fictional character, and someone somewhere else is writing YOU.



*been reading too much Stephen King*

WOOT! I'm a bestseller!

 

[Axver]

so is axver

Great call.

I find it amusing how both me and Ax visit the profile of any lurker.

And I must always be first off the mark, since I never notice you as being a recent visitor.

 

[liamcool]

Great call.



And I must always be first off the mark, since I never notice you as being a recent visitor.

Yeah, probably. I wouldn't doubt that.

Newbies, talk. We don't bite.

 

[Axver]

WOOT! I'm a bestseller!

Perhaps even ... a cult hero.

 

[cobl04]

so is axver

meeting him was a very, very surreal experience. foreigners won't believe it.

I'm not very familiar with Holmes, but I do know my House. You can read all about the similarities on Wikipedia, but here's what I know:

Holmes = "homes" = House.

Both men are brilliant and always need to know the answer. Both men always get an epiphany and figure it out.

Holmes relies on Dr. Watson.

House relies on Dr. Wilson.

Holmes frequently used morphine (an opiate painkiller.)

House frequently uses vicodin (an opiate painkiller.)

I thought so, I knew I wasn't a raving lunatic

I just haven't read holmes to know for sure he used drugs

 

[liamcool]

Perhaps even ... a cult hero.

I don't know whether to hug you or kick you in the balls.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I don't know whether to hug you or kick you in the balls.

kick to the nuts then a man hug

 

[Axver]

I don't know whether to hug you or kick you in the balls.

I'd prefer neither. Both involve physical contact from you.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I thought so, I knew I wasn't a raving lunatic

I just haven't read holmes to know for sure he used drugs

Everyone used drugs back then, because they were totally legal. Opium and cocaine were in everything. Like Coca-Cola. And 'morphine drops' marketed for fussy babies.

Baby won't go to sleep? Drug the sucker!

 

[liamcool]

I'd prefer neither. Both involve physical contact from you.

I could throw a cricket ball at your groin. I'd probably miss such a small target though.

 

[Axver]

Everyone used drugs back then, because they were totally legal. Opium and cocaine were in everything. Like Coca-Cola. And 'morphine drops' marketed for fussy babies.

Baby won't go to sleep? Drug the sucker!

I once read a study of the use of opiates in 19th century England, in connection with a course I did on colonisation in Asia (since the Indian tea trade in turn funded the opium trade). Fascinating stuff.

 

[cobl04]

Everyone used drugs back then, because they were totally legal. Opium and cocaine were in everything. Like Coca-Cola. And 'morphine drops' marketed for fussy babies.

Baby won't go to sleep? Drug the sucker!

Stuff the bourbon to fix sore gums you reckon??

I could throw a cricket ball at your groin. I'd probably miss such a small target though.

Well then don't embarrass yourself.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

gaaaah. I want boots like this, but without the gaudy bedazzled strap:

I wonder if it's removable The site doesn't say.

 

[Axver]

Man, Danny, you really missed out on cake on Friday night. I'm still trying to get through it and finish what's left.

 

[cobl04]

i think the bedazzle looks good, but then again, i dont shop for shoes.

Man, Danny, you really missed out on cake on Friday night. I'm still trying to get through it and finish what's left.

Yeah, sorry how did that go? I'd've liked to've been there. Choccy cake? Happy birthday anyway.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Found the boots on another site, for $5 cheaper too! But the alternate picture shows that the strap is attached. Of course, I could take my seam ripper to it

 

[liamcool]

Stuff the bourbon to fix sore gums you reckon??



Well then don't embarrass yourself.

True, I can't bowl for shit.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

i think the bedazzle looks good, but then again, i dont shop for shoes.

You're a boy. What would you know?

 

[cobl04]

True, I can't bowl for shit.

Neither.

I call myself an all-rounder... I don't bowl, I've never scored more than 8, and I can't catch...

 

[Axver]

Yeah, sorry how did that go? I'd've liked to've been there. Choccy cake? Happy birthday anyway.

Thanks. Wish you could've made it! We had a good time, watched Black Books and early U2 stuff and had plenty of food. Baked the chocolate cake myself and I'm quite happy with how well it turned out.

 

[Axver]

Neither.

I call myself an all-rounder... I don't bowl, I've never scored more than 8, and I can't catch...

Danny, don't worry - whenever we have the Interference cricket get-together, you'll bowl me for a golden duck and then smash my bowling for fifty.

I used to be a really good spin bowler too.

 

[cobl04]

You're a boy. What would you know?

I'll surprise you

No but seriously the best thing I can say about sexy boots is that it sounds like a good song.

Night all Being in front of the comp this long is giving me a headache

 

[cobl04]

Thanks. Wish you could've made it! We had a good time, watched Black Books and early U2 stuff and had plenty of food. Baked the chocolate cake myself and I'm quite happy with how well it turned out.

Sounds great! Would have been better than my friday night..

Danny, don't worry - whenever we have the Interference cricket get-together, you'll bowl me for a golden duck and then smash my bowling for fifty.

I used to be a really good spin bowler too.

Can't wait for that. It might boost my cricketing confidence.

Maybe they'll write you a musical.

 

[Axver]

Can't wait for that. It might boost my cricketing confidence.

Maybe they'll write you a musical.

Don't doubt it will.

And shit, I won't get into spin bowling then! Fuckin' Warney.

Have a good one!

 

[liamcool]

NP: Harpua (Psychedelic Raccoon Version) - Phish

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

51% off. I MUST HAVE THESE BOOTS!


I'm gonna have to be a very good girl (that is, a very bad girl) in order to convince my boyfriend to buy them for me

 

[Axver]

Epic pwnage: Art gallery fooled into showing work of a two-year-old - Telegraph

 

[gump]

hi there

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

U2 didn't soar quite like you'd expect and Bono did a little too much politicking, trying to draw the Gaza conflict into the day.

At least he knew how to use a microphone. Couldn't someone have told Joe Biden that he didn't have to shout as if he didn't have one?

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