Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland Superthread

[Varitek]

So far we've disgraced:

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost) (like the heyday of the superthread)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. I bid you Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Some crowds make this a Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Texas, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. South Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. d00dstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Neverland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best, Netherlands
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan
223. The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales
224. Titz, Germany
225. Bad Axe, Michigan
226. Sumgayit, Azerbaijan
227. Totness, Suriname
228. Messing-cum-Inworth, Essex, England

We now bring our superthead full of complete bunk to Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland, formerly Bunkle. If we are lucky, a few of us will maybe even get a bonk or two while we're here. Has anyone ever posted in the superthread while bonking? If so, congratulations to you, and please get a more captivating sexual partner.

In the meantime, there appears to be several places to bonk in Bonkle:

 

[bono_man2002]

:fuckyeah:

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Bonkle.


btw, Daniel, I posted to you in the other thread.

 

[Varitek]

oh i was gonna say that i think i got 15'd on all those posts i made at the end of that thread.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

wow, it's been forever since i've been here for the start of a new thread.

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah:

Vazza, post once more in the old thread!

 

[Varitek]

khan closed it already

 

[bono_man2002]

btw, Daniel, I posted to you in the other thread.

Yeah its my favourite album too right now, I just love it!

Still not too keen on Pele though

 

[Varitek]

anyway i'm totally faling asleep, finally, like 2 hours too late for a proper nap.
but i'll let myself go for the half hour.

 

[Varitek]

neat khan, it's one of the downloading ones.

sleeeeeeeeeeeepy

 

[Axver]

khan closed it already

Khanadahar!

Well, thread stats:

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,006
User Name Posts
Axver 290
Varitek 199
bono_212 59
WildHoney 47
DreamOutLoud13 46
KhanadaRhodes 46
Irishteen 44
Galeongirl 38
RegularBonoFan 33
RavenBlue 29
Babydoll 26
Purplereign 21
partygirlvox 20
Screwtape2 17
Serena Vox 17
coolian2 14
The Sad Punk 11
liamcool 9
Lemonchick 7
Angela Harlem 6
waynetravis 6
Alisaura 5
the tourist 3
phillyfan26 3
bono_man2002 3
LemonMelon 3
lynnok 2
jesseu2 2

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i reopened it

 

[Axver]

i reopened it

Can you also give this thread a Superthread tag, bestest mod?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Yeah its my favourite album too right now, I just love it!

Still not too keen on Pele though

Pele has some really good songs. With too many really bad ones thrown inbetween them.



You told me last night you were a sun now
With your very own devoted satellite
Happy for you, and I am sure that I hate you
Two suns too many, too many able fires

Hey, yes

You weren't wasting my time, this time
I said you never learned to take
And if I'm hanging to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale
I guess I'm way beyond the pale


Doughnut Song

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Can you also give this thread a Superthread tag, bestest mod?

sure, i'll give it a tag...

 

[Axver]

sure, i'll give it a tag...

Only ONE greater than symbol? I thought you hated me more.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Hey, don't abuse the tags! That's so unprofessional of you

 

[Axver]

Hey, don't abuse the tags! That's so unprofessional of you

Remember when tags were first introduced and we ran riot with them?

 

[bono_man2002]

Pele has some really good songs. With too many really bad ones thrown inbetween them.

Yeah thats true....I do like some Of Pele. I'll give it another listen this week sometime.

Raspberryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Swirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrll!

 

[bono_212]

oooooh there's a new thread

 

[Axver]

oooooh there's a new thread

That cracked me up.

 

[bono_man2002]

oooooh there's a new thread

 

[bono_212]

That cracked me up.

Well the old threads are USUALLY closed...but SOME people decide they want to quote from the old thread and they con the mods into doing their bidding

 

[Axver]

Well the old threads are USUALLY closed...but SOME people decide they want to quote from the old thread and they con the mods into doing their bidding

Oh no, no, it wasn't my doing this time! It's so Vazza can post once more and hit 200 posts. But has she dozed off?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Note to self: U2 fans are fucking idiots.

 

[bono_212]

Hiya Daniel

Anna I do NOT appreciate being called an idiot

 

[Axver]

Hey Anna, you fucking idiot!

What's caught your ire today?

 

[bono_man2002]

Note to self: U2 fans are fucking idiots.

Pretty much!

 

[bono_man2002]

Have you seen the album cover for Day & Age Ashley? , not that I'm big on album covers, I just happend to come across it before..

 

[Angela Harlem]

Hiya Daniel

Anna I do NOT appreciate being called an idiot

You can read, you are funny, you are interesting. I think there's a breed out there who are simply fans and nothing more. They're empty vessels, filled with nothing but U2 and endless stupidity.