Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland Superthread

[Axver]

he needs to wash his mouth out with soap. said his mama.

He probably has his mouth washed out with soap more often than he brushes his teeth.

 

[bono_212]

Run

 

[liamcool]

Haaro.

 

[coolian2]

Anyway folks, I'm being picked up for this barbecue shortly.

See you tonight

 

[bono_212]

LLLLLIIIIIAAAAAMMMM

 

[Axver]

Guys, speaking of smells, I have a confession to make.

I wear Paris Hilton perfume.

My boyfriend bought it for me because he loves the way it smells.

You ... what?

I will never look at you the same way again, Chass.

What the hell does a Paris Hilton perfume smell like anyway? Loose vagina?

 

[Axver]

Time for your annual shower. I can smell you all the way in Ohio.

Hey Serena and Liam, and bye Ian.

 

[bono_212]

Come with me and Shank her Ax

 

[Serena Vox]

Haaro.

Hey you fucking fuck.

 

[liamcool]

LLLLLIIIIIAAAAAMMMM

HAARO ASHY!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

It smells like cotton candy and alcohol.

 

[Serena Vox]

Hey Serena and Liam, and bye Ian.

Oh you know you love me anyway.

How are you?

 

[Axver]

Come with me and Shank her Ax

... but do I WANT to shank her? What IS shanking?

 

[bono_212]

It smells like cotton candy and alcohol.

Emblems of a true whore.

I dig it

 

[liamcool]

Hey you fucking fuck.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck, I'm fucking stuck on the fucking same fucking internet speed as fucking you for the fucking next fucking two weeks.

 

[Axver]

Fuck you, you fucking fuck, I'm fucking stuck on the fucking same fucking internet speed as fucking you for the fucking next fucking two weeks.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

 

[Serena Vox]

... but do I WANT to shank her? What IS shanking?

American prison slang for stabbing someone with something other than a knife. Example: Screwdriver.

 

[Axver]

Oh you know you love me anyway.

How are you?

I stand by

I'm not too bad. Actually just about to duck out of the thread for a little as I really should call my grandmother. I haven't spoken to her in aaaaages.

 

[liamcool]

... but do I WANT to shank her? What IS shanking?

What they do in prison, because you can't smuggle knives in.

And hahahaha at Phish's Harpua from Halloween 95 - Mike's insane raccoon rant and the Thriller tease (where the audience thought they'd play Thriller as a cover album for the second set, which they didn't)

 

[Serena Vox]

Fuck you, you fucking fuck, I'm fucking stuck on the fucking same fucking internet speed as fucking you for the fucking next fucking two weeks.

Ha fucking ha you fucker. You fucking deserve this fucking slow ass fucking internet just like my sorry fucking arse.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Guys. I know how to make a shank out of a toothbrush

 

[liamcool]

I stand by

I'm not too bad. Actually just about to duck out of the thread for a little as I really should call my grandmother. I haven't spoken to her in aaaaages.

Couldn't you just move the phone near the computer, so you can do both?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Whoa hey guys.

 

[Serena Vox]

I stand by

I'm not too bad. Actually just about to duck out of the thread for a little as I really should call my grandmother. I haven't spoken to her in aaaaages.

Deep down, you still love me. Prick.

Shame on you! Give her a ring.

 

[liamcool]

Ha fucking ha you fucker. You fucking deserve this fucking slow ass fucking internet just like my sorry fucking arse.

I fucking so do fucking not, my fucking sister fucking downloaded fucking stupid fucking movies.

 

[bono_212]

... but do I WANT to shank her? What IS shanking?

Shiving each other in the prison yards--

Shanking

What?

Shank...it's a verb. To Shank?

 

[Serena Vox]

Whoa hey guys.

Bonnie!

 

[Serena Vox]

Shiving each other in the prison yards--

Shanking

What?

Shank...it's a verb. To Shank?

I fucking love that commercial.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Of course Axver wants to shank me


I'm using 'shank' here as a euphemism

 

[liamcool]

Whoa hey guys.

Haaro Bonnie.