Big Brother UK 2005... - Page 5

Aardvark747 · 06-11-2005, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Palace_Hero
Lesley puts the 'udders' in Huddersfield.

I'm glad she went. Tart. How short was that skirt she was wearing for heavens sake?!!

Maxwell should've smacked out Roberto for chucking that food on his head....fuck about!

1stepcloser · 06-11-2005, 06:40 AM

Lesley was just jealous of the other girls in there cos they were all more attractive than her.

Roberto = legend

Aardvark747 · 06-11-2005, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
Lesley was just jealous of the other girls in there cos they were all more attractive than her.

Roberto = legend

1stepcloser · 06-11-2005, 06:52 AM

i haven't been on Zoo Station for a while and i've just found this thread!

loving big brother, i don't care how degrading and shameless it is!

Aardvark747 · 06-11-2005, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
i haven't been on Zoo Station for a while and i've just found this thread!

loving big brother, i don't care how degrading and shameless it is!

Good man

meegannie · 06-11-2005, 06:55 AM

I really, really, really hate Maxwell.

I wish Lesley had stayed in because I don't feel like I'd heard her talk about her tits enough yet.

Palace_Hero · 06-11-2005, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by meegannie
I really, really, really hate Maxwell.

I wish Lesley had stayed in because I don't feel like I'd heard her talk about her tits enough yet.

Please explain what is to hate about Maxwell, the funnies, nicest, greatest BB housemate ever. And I'm a South Londoner Palace fan! I'm supposed to hate cockneys..

Aardvark747 · 06-11-2005, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Palace_Hero

Please explain what is to hate about Maxwell, the funnies, nicest, greatest BB housemate ever. And I'm a South Londoner Palace fan! I'm supposed to hate cockneys..

"Fuck about"

meegannie · 06-11-2005, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Palace_Hero

I'm supposed to hate cockneys..

Maxwell's from North London, therefore not a cockney.

1stepcloser · 06-11-2005, 07:18 AM

i have a serious hatred for science.

i hope he dies.

lol

Aardvark747 · 06-12-2005, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
i have a serious hatred for science.

i hope he dies.

lol

"Innit"

Palace_Hero · 06-12-2005, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by meegannie

Maxwell's from North London, therefore not a cockney.

I don't know. He wears a Hackney shirt, and people from Hackney are cockneys. Whether or not he is from Hackney I don't know.

Even some people form North London can be cockneys. I believe Finsbury Park is generally considered one of the furthest places form the bell to be a cockney and that is near Highbury. Max is a gooner so there is a chance he is from round there.

Bascially he could be a proper cockney, but if I'm gonna generalise he is a cockney stereotype anyway.

1stepcloser · 06-12-2005, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aardvark747

"Innit"

sadly i have to hear that ghetto language most days of the week as there are plenty of these wannabe "gangsta's" that get on my bus. good old birmingham eh

but i digress, can someone give me a quick update on what happened on last night's show? i was out last night.....

Aardvark747 · 06-13-2005, 01:57 AM

Anthony to win the Box competition!!

lol! Poor Roberto, he got what he was due! Well done Kemal and Mawell!!

Aardvark747 · 06-13-2005, 02:52 AM

This is from the BB website about Max jumping into bed with Saskia last nite...

After a night of flirting and a water fight that left his mattress soaking wet, Saskia let Maxwell sleep in her bed. But when he tried it on, she was having none of it.

The couple have been flirting with each other for some time so it looked like the London lad's persistence had finally paid off, but she wanted none of it.

"Just think of Kemal," she whispered to him in an attempt to dampen his ardour, but this just made him giggle. And if there's one thing Maxwell likes it's a "bird" that makes him laugh.

He started to run his hand over her bum, but she reacted by saying, "get out of it" and slapped his hand away. Maxwell sighed like the little boy who had run all the way to the sweet shop only to discover it was closed.

"I'm so randy," he moaned stroking her hair, and then ran his hand further down towards her backside for a second pass. Saskia just moved his hand again and said: "You having a nightmare aren't you?"

Maxwell packs it inClearly this cheeky girl didn't want anyone touching her bum, but Maxwell refused to give up and began to gently blow in her ear - one of the true classics.

"Did you blow on me?" Saskia asked.

"Did you like it?" Maxwell replied perking up and sensing he might me getting somewhere at last.

"Not when your breath smells like s***. Pack it in," she snapped.

And with that, she poured more cold water over Maxwell's passion than he had poured in the entire water fight.

Poor lad...

1stepcloser · 06-13-2005, 03:52 PM

haha she said in the diary room that she doesn't fancy him at all.

he's got idea's above his station if u ask me

Aardvark747 · 06-14-2005, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
haha she said in the diary room that she doesn't fancy him at all.

he's got idea's above his station if u ask me

Last nite we got to see poor Max trying his luck!

And Makosi slightly over-reacting about the Cherryade!

And did u catch Craig topless?! Christ - I thought it was a girl for a second! LOSE THE TITTIES CRAIG!!!

karls77 · 06-14-2005, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aardvark747

And Makosi slightly over-reacting about the Cherryade!

Yeah, the past couple of days have been pretty entertaining. Makosi was just a bit over the top there - she really is a crap actress though, trying to cry about BB being mean to her.

The show on Sunday was one of the funniest I have ever seen. I though the box thing was gonna be boring but it was damn hilarious, esp when people started putting stuff in the boxes. Also Sam taking advantage of her time alone to "please" herself was funny too. She just couldn't keep it quiet.

This BB is tricky though, just when I think i'm actually beginning to warm to someone they begin to act like a total prat. I really don't care who wins at this stage, they're all just a bunch of lame-o's.

Esp. Maxwell

Aardvark747 · 06-14-2005, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by karls77
Esp. Maxwell

Legend!

Aardvark747 · 06-14-2005, 09:15 AM

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...ory.jsp?id=427

Poor Max....just keeps getting the brush off!

06-11-2005, 06:40 AM	#82
1stepcloser Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 3,764 Local Time: 01:08 AM	Lesley was just jealous of the other girls in there cos they were all more attractive than her. Roberto = legend __________________

06-14-2005, 09:15 AM	#100
Aardvark747 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Obscured By Clouds... Posts: 22,370 Local Time: 12:08 AM	http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...ory.jsp?id=427 Poor Max....just keeps getting the brush off! __________________

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

06-11-2005, 06:52 AM	#84
1stepcloser Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 3,764 Local Time: 01:08 AM	i haven't been on Zoo Station for a while and i've just found this thread! loving big brother, i don't care how degrading and shameless it is!

06-11-2005, 06:55 AM	#86
meegannie Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Norwich, England Posts: 15,798 Local Time: 12:08 AM	I really, really, really hate Maxwell. I wish Lesley had stayed in because I don't feel like I'd heard her talk about her tits enough yet.

06-11-2005, 07:18 AM	#90
1stepcloser Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 3,764 Local Time: 01:08 AM	i have a serious hatred for science. i hope he dies. lol

06-13-2005, 01:57 AM	#94
Aardvark747 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Obscured By Clouds... Posts: 22,370 Local Time: 12:08 AM	Anthony to win the Box competition!! lol! Poor Roberto, he got what he was due! Well done Kemal and Mawell!!

06-13-2005, 02:52 AM	#95
Aardvark747 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Obscured By Clouds... Posts: 22,370 Local Time: 12:08 AM	This is from the BB website about Max jumping into bed with Saskia last nite... After a night of flirting and a water fight that left his mattress soaking wet, Saskia let Maxwell sleep in her bed. But when he tried it on, she was having none of it. The couple have been flirting with each other for some time so it looked like the London lad's persistence had finally paid off, but she wanted none of it. "Just think of Kemal," she whispered to him in an attempt to dampen his ardour, but this just made him giggle. And if there's one thing Maxwell likes it's a "bird" that makes him laugh. He started to run his hand over her bum, but she reacted by saying, "get out of it" and slapped his hand away. Maxwell sighed like the little boy who had run all the way to the sweet shop only to discover it was closed. "I'm so randy," he moaned stroking her hair, and then ran his hand further down towards her backside for a second pass. Saskia just moved his hand again and said: "You having a nightmare aren't you?" Maxwell packs it inClearly this cheeky girl didn't want anyone touching her bum, but Maxwell refused to give up and began to gently blow in her ear - one of the true classics. "Did you blow on me?" Saskia asked. "Did you like it?" Maxwell replied perking up and sensing he might me getting somewhere at last. "Not when your breath smells like s***. Pack it in," she snapped. And with that, she poured more cold water over Maxwell's passion than he had poured in the entire water fight. Poor lad...

06-13-2005, 03:52 PM	#96
1stepcloser Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 3,764 Local Time: 01:08 AM	haha she said in the diary room that she doesn't fancy him at all. he's got idea's above his station if u ask me