Best Bumper Stickers.....

[Ali Rose]

Ok a little off the wall, but I saw some that really cracked me up today.... Plus I could use a new fave phrase and a couple laughs. Post all the funniest ones you've seen! Or share one you'd make for yourself if you could!

WHERE AM I GOING? AND WHY ARE WE IN THIS HANDBASKET?

and I mean not to offend anyone, but I really thought this one was good...

GODS LAST NAME IS NOT "DAMMIT"

 

[Angela Harlem]

On a plumbers van: Your shit is my bread and butter

 

[Bonochick]

"My kid beat up your honor student."

 

[senrab]

*Picture of Confederate Flag* - "YOU LOST - Get Over it"

"WORK HARDER - People on welfare are depending on you"

"HILLARY - Not here, Not now, Not EVER"

"They took the Bible out of our schools and replaced it with metal detectors"

 

[Ali Rose]

"WORK HARDER - People on welfare are depending on you"

but all at the same time....

 

[Lilly]

the one WELL displayed in my auto:

friends don't let friends get mullets.


the one not so well displayed in my auto: (auto-censors'll have a BLAST with this)

fuck you you fuckin fuck!


yeah, that's a good one.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

*Picture of Confederate Flag* - "YOU LOST - Get Over it"

hehe....living in the south, i find this one hilarious. someone at my high school had it on their car, and i always wondered what all of our confederate freaks thought of it.

then again, they also thought "sweet home alabama" should be our nation's anthem, so i don't think they got the sticker.

 

[madonna's child]

It's a picture of a Jesus Fish, but the fish has feet and inside the fish it says "DARWIN"

 

[Zooropa]

"Jesus saves! And Gretzky scores on the rebound!"

 

[Zooropa]

It's a picture of a Jesus Fish, but the fish has feet and inside the fish it says "DARWIN"

That's too funny!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Saw this one today....

"We have enough youth...how about a Fountain of Smart?"

 

[daafish]

I saw one that went a little like this...

"My other ride is a your girlfriend"

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

the one WELL displayed in my auto:

friends don't let friends get mullets.

OMD!! I really lol when I read this. Where can I get that? My friends and I are psuedo-obsessed with mullets. That is the funniest thing I have seen in days...

 

[cosmicgirl]

Seen on a brand-spankin' new BMW:

"A SNARL, A SNEER, A WHIP THAT STINGS- THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS"


Made me laugh a bit!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I have one that says "why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?" I also like other ones that I've seen that say things like "One by one the penguins are slowly stealing my sanity" and "I poke badgers with spoons" I love random things like that. I also love one that is my own personal motto: "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

 

[Bonochick]

Seen on a brand-spankin' new BMW:

"A SNARL, A SNEER, A WHIP THAT STINGS- THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS"

*lol*!!! That cracked me up!!!

 

[cosmicgirl]

Saw it once, now i can't find it anywhere. i also like the one that says "you're just jealous because the voices talk to ME!"

 

[V Nura]

These are my personal faves


One said " Barry Manilow is one cool MotherFucker"

and the other said " jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole"

 

[u2er]

It's a picture of a Jesus Fish, but the fish has feet and inside the fish it says "DARWIN"

That's a good one

 

[JessicaAnn]

Some of my favorites

Jesus is coming ... Look busy.

If you can read this you are too close.

The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

Eschew Obfuscation

Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

 

[ti-hua]

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Don't steal, the goverment hates competition"

"God must love stupid people...he made so many"

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried"

"I found Jesus, he was hiding behind the sofa the whole time"

 

[oliveu2cm]

i used to write them down (i had a lonnnnnnng commute to work before I moved!)

my favorite was on this purple jeep that this sort of overweight guy drove- it was just cute how the jeep was so small and he's inside driving along (we must have left at the same time b/c I saw him every so often) and the bumper sticker said: "I'm A Goddess"

People have some weeeeeird bumper stickers though and I find it fascinating what possesses some people to put certain things on their cars!!

One I see at work that I like is "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!"

 

[RavenStar]

"If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk!"

Bono should have this

 

[kariatari]

*pic of bear with guns & ammo* "I support the right to arm bears"

"Winona stole my boyfriend"

"Courtney Did It"

And being a college student, I found this one quite humorous:
"If you see my prof, tell him I'm still looking for a parking space"

 

[V Nura]

one more


" if ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"

 

[Spiral_Staircase]

"I brake for monster booty."

I really saw this.

 

[U2Bama]

I saw this one today:

"Satan Is A Nerd."

~U2Alabama

 

[Bonochick]

I saw this one today:

"Satan Is A Nerd."

~U2Alabama

Was it on Fonzie's bike?