Bastard Township Superthread

[major_panic]

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

 

[Varitek]

haha all my friends are gay guys and girls too.

 

[Axver]

I thought I was sitting across from two gay guys on the tram today.

Then I realised one was just an extraordinarily masculine and ugly woman.

 

[Cin]

I feel bad for all the straight guys sitting at home alone wondering where all the girls have gone

 

[Varitek]

i am declaring myself emotionally unstable.

 

[Axver]

I feel bad for all the straight guys sitting at home alone wondering where all the girls have gone

Ian's been asking himself that for all of his life, really.

 

[Cin]

I thought I was sitting across from two gay guys on the tram today.

Then I realised one was just an extraordinarily masculine and ugly woman.

I'm feeling slightly unstable too, I cried watching Animal Precinct. . . . .

 

[The Sad Punk]

A thread made of SUPERWIN:

http://forum.interference.com/t105950.html

This is the best quote:

"Zooropa: take your head out of the mud baby (hmm mud...)"

 

[Axver]

Also, Ian, got plans tomorrow to watch the funeral of New Zealand cricket?

Or at least Bracewell's funeral ...

 

[The Sad Punk]

I don't know what that is

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

It's something WRONG. That's what it is.

 

[coolian2]

Also, Ian, got plans tomorrow to watch the funeral of New Zealand cricket?

Or at least Bracewell's funeral ...

Do i want to know how today ended?

Jesus.

 

[Axver]

This is the best quote:

"Zooropa: take your head out of the mud baby (hmm mud...)"

Holy shit, those people are really desperate.

 

[coolian2]

Ian's been asking himself that for all of his life, really.

I know where they are, i just need to be really, really, really on my game to catch one

 

[Axver]

Do i want to know how today ended?

Jesus.

Let's just say we're FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING RUNS BEHIND.

Not even Australia or India could win from here. Really, what we need to do is NOT bowl them out and make them bat for as long as possible, just to force the draw.

 

[coolian2]

Random: I saw a fucking West Coast Eagles playing top being worn by someone today.

Fuck, it's rare enough seeing someone wearing RUGBY merchandise in my neighbourhood.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Holy shit, those people are really desperate.

Yeah, well it was right after Bomb was released and they needed something more interesting to talk about.

 

[Axver]

I know where they are, i just need to be really, really, really on my game to catch one

Kind of hard to be really, really, really on your game when you don't have one, eh?

Well, at least you've got an Internet wife.

 

[Cin]

I know where they are, i just need to be really, really, really on my game to catch one

just slap on some manly eyeliner, poof your hair up and squeeze into some skinny jeans. . . . . . . . . . . . . isn't that what the girls like these days

 

[The Sad Punk]

Random: I saw a fucking West Coast Eagles playing top being worn by someone today.

Fuck, it's rare enough seeing someone wearing RUGBY merchandise in my neighbourhood.

I honestly see about as much Eagles merchandise at malls as I see Power merchandise.

I guess it's because we're so awesome?

 

[Axver]

Random: I saw a fucking West Coast Eagles playing top being worn by someone today.

Fuck, it's rare enough seeing someone wearing RUGBY merchandise in my neighbourhood.

Bonnie's stalking you?

 

[coolian2]

Let's just say we're FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING RUNS BEHIND.

Not even Australia or India could win from here. Really, what we need to do is NOT bowl them out and make them bat for as long as possible, just to force the draw.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Sexual references in U2 songs are the worst things ever.

I can't even listen to Summer Rain anymore because it just makes me think of blowjobs and thunderstorms. But that was my own fault

 

[The Sad Punk]

Bonnie's stalking you?

No, not yet. I can't afford one of those guernseys.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, well it was right after Bomb was released and they needed something more interesting to talk about.

You know, when HTDAAB first leaked, we thought we had a brief moment of unity with Pop and ATYCLB fans coming together to enjoy it.

That lasted about three days and then the shit hit the fan.

 

[Axver]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Somebody feels Bracewell's demise coming on?

 

[coolian2]

Bonnie's stalking you?

I wouldn't be surprised. I'm that popular.

 

[Cin]

Sexual references in U2 songs are the worst things ever.

those folks can make any lyric dirty. . . . . . . . . and I think they're serious too

 

[coolian2]

I honestly see about as much Eagles merchandise at malls as I see Power merchandise.

I guess it's because we're so awesome?

You're in fucking Australia.

I'm in Auckland. A sporting wasteland part of Auckland too.