Basstrap's Dream Journal

[Basstrap]

Last night I dreamt that I smoked crack.
Not "blue crack"...but real crack.

It was quite the time we had in my dream, until everybody started laughing at me because I could not smoke crack right.
Eventually the night descends into an oblivion of debauchery and arrests.

 

[Zoomerang96]

i remember everything about it, basstrap.

i'm pretty sure you should be glad that you don't, but i was there and it wasn't like that.

 

[lmjhitman]

bear, were you in bassy's dream or lieing beside him?

 

[Basstrap]

actually, now that I think of it...it wasn't a dream.

it's all coming back now......and, jesus, I wish it wouldn't

 

[Zoomerang96]

all i'll say is that i wasn't lieing beside him. no more details are necessary.

basstrap honey, something tells me you're only remembering a fraction of what happened...because once you do, i highly doubt you'll live any longer.

 

[Basstrap]

rubber gloves and love poems seem to stand out in my mind.

 

[Zoomerang96]

it made anyone who's partaken in cleveland steamers, glassbottom boatrides, and dirty sanchez's blush, and i think that speaks volumes as to how atrocious that shit was, man.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Dear Dream Journal:

Last night I dreamt that I was attacked by a gang of Catholic schoolgirls who had dildos for fingers. As I cried, Lionel Ritchie pointed at me and laughed. What does this mean?

Sincerely,

Bassy

 

[Basstrap]

it means I have relationship issues

 

[Calluna]

I had a dream last night too. I was all alone, rolling a big donut, and then this snake wearing a dress......

 

[Basstrap]

you're so amazing, calluna

 

[JessicaAnn]

rubber gloves and love poems seem to stand out in my mind.

How Romantic

 

[Doozer61]

no glove, no love

 

[Antilarry]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I dreamt I 'was' Bono? I was hitchhiking somewhere and I told people to relax, I'm only Bono, guys.

 

[Zoots]

AntiLarry, who are you? Tell me... tell me now!!!

 

[Zoomerang96]

stop asking all those questions, zootlesque. we don't want the loonies taking over.

i'm dead serious. look at my face. am i smiling?

face it.

 

[elevation2u]

eatmyFACE

 

[Zoots]

Face THIS! :grab:





It's not fair. I need to know. This is what you get when you messsss with us...............

 

[elevation2u]

karma YOURSELF

 

[Zoomerang96]

eatmyFACE

did you get his number no
did you get his name? uh
so girl what would you give him on a scale of 1 and a 10?

 

[elevation2u]

i love i love you there's no words to describe you

ahh...golly....jeeez...sorry, Zoomy...how can I say...you're a swell naughty little monster..but...well....I dont exactly feel utterly repulsed by life yet....to commit myself to such debauchary....how can I ssay it so simple....ehrrr...i am seeing someone else...well, have a good life....really....dont terrorize the blind children anymore..

 

[Zoomerang96]

no!!

you are NOT seeing anyone else!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!

i can't believe this. the first time i ever express my desire to be with a woman from interference, and i get turned down.

this is the LAST time i ever expose myself again. EVER...7EVERRR!

 

[elevation2u]

TAKE THESE LIPS
THAT WILL NOT KISS YOU
NO MO'
NO MO'

 

[Zoots]

the first time i ever express my desire to be with a woman from interference, and i get turned down.

what about the time you went cuckoo over anitram?

 

[Zoomerang96]

ok, so that's two.

anitram and elevation.

what's your point.

two girls EVER in the history of interference have i ever expressed any sort of desire to become lovers with. so what.

 

[Dulce de Leche]

what about the sweet nothings you whisper in my ear about every 3.75 days?

 

[Zoots]

what about lauren?






















and lmjhitman?















































and.....




























and...

 

[elevation2u]

LITE ZOOMY ON FIRE
HE'S GOT QUITE A BAD DESIRE

MY SWEET & TENDER LOONIGAN

 

[Zoomerang96]

well lauren and hitman COULD count if you're keeping score at home.

i still don't see what your point is though...

 

[Dulce de Leche]

He's a player if there ever was one.









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