Basstrap's ass appreciation thread

[impy13]

who likes rock climbing?

It's okay. I was at the zoo with my girlfriend yesterday and they had a rock wall and a kid fell off from the top and started crying.

Made the whooooole trip to the zoo worth every penny.

 

[Basstrap]

the italian stallion

HE LIKES CLIMBING ROCKS

 

[Zoots]

zoo

 

[impy13]

Yeah, that's what I said in either the Lemon thread or the Cant Help Falling In Love Thread in EYKIW.

 

[Zoots]

I think I might just steal your idea of starting spontaneous threads. I feel an idea bubbling up.

 

[impy13]

Actually, it was my equally kick-ass Vorsprung durch Technik thread

Taking my girlfriend to the Ft Worth Zoo tomorrow. The entire time I just know I'm going to be thinking about Zoo TV and Zooropa.

But yeah, everyone loves a spontaneous thread. Well actually most people dont.

But I sure as hell do, and you are normally right there with me, Zootlesque, and I thank you for it,

 

[lmjhitman]

um, can we go back to appreciating basstrap's ASS, please?

appreciate, DAMMIT!

 

[Zoots]

IMP13:


lmj: calm down, Bass's ass isn't going nowhere!

 

[lmjhitman]

lmj: calm down, Bass's ass isn't going nowhere!

your double negatives will get you nowhere.

~zing

 

[AvsGirl41]

Basstrap, how DO you get your ass so smooth??

Seriously, do you use like a lotion or something? Or a pumice stone?

 

[RedRocksU2]

..when your ass itches, a spork does the job

 

[JessicaAnn]

Basstrap, how DO you get your ass so smooth??

Seriously, do you use like a lotion or something? Or a pumice stone?

I hear he waxes his ass to keep the hair in control.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I heard he gets midgets to pluck out the hairs for him.

 

[myusernamehere]

I wonder what sort of toilet paper he uses on that fabulous ass of his?

I bet it's the nice premoistened kind

 

[Sicy]

+ aloe

 

[Bonochick]

It's okay. I was at the zoo with my girlfriend yesterday and they had a rock wall and a kid fell off from the top and started crying.

Made the whooooole trip to the zoo worth every penny.

OMG, you're cruel!!!

When my ex-fiance and I were still together, we were making out in the otter cave at the zoo, and a bunch of kids came barging in.