Bacon, Indiana Superthread

[The Sad Punk]

Oh, Ian's the one I was hiding from? Wasn't sure.

 

[coolian2]

don't blame you guys, i should have showered in the last month.

 

[Axver]

don't blame you guys, i should have showered in the last month.

Another week and you'll smell almost bad enough to join a professional sports team.

 

[coolian2]

Another week and you'll smell almost bad enough to join a professional sports team.

 

[The Sad Punk]

If my estimations are correct... NickNat in a week.

 

[bono_212]

Ugh, so I didn't want to wait for breakfast cause I was hungry now, I desperately did not want McD's, and you all know there is no Burger King in Fort Worth. so I figured, the last time I tried, Arby's sold their whole menu at breakfast, not just the breakfast food, so I went ALL the way out there, AND THEY WEREN'T OPEN! What restaurant that serves breakfast isn't open by 7?

So I ended up going to McDonalds, getting the EXACT same thing I would have got for breakfast at school if I'd waited til 9, for the same price, except at school, it's already paid for

So I ended

 

[bono_212]

ugh, exactly the same, right down to the undercoked eggs.

 

[bono_212]

oh you've got to be fucking kidding me! The deluxe breakfast doesn't come with hashbrowns? That's all I even wanted in the first place!

 

[The Sad Punk]

oh you've got to be fucking kidding me! The deluxe breakfast doesn't come with hashbrowns? That's all I even wanted in the first place!

Next thing you tell me, it's a Kosher McDonald's that doesn't even have those nice cheese and bacon McMuffin things!

 

[bono_212]

Next thing you tell me, it's a Kosher McDonald's that doesn't even have those nice cheese and bacon McMuffin things!

Questionable though this sausage patty may be, i'm going to go with a negative on the kosher.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Questionable though this sausage patty may be, i'm going to go with a negative on the kosher.

It has shellfish in it?

 

[bono_212]

It has shellfish in it?

Apparently you did the same thing as Axver and assumed the sausage was NOT made of pork?

 

[bono_212]

It's a tight squeeze, but I won't let go.
Time is on the table and the dinner's cold.



I have had that stuck in my head forever.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Apparently you did the same thing as Axver and assumed the sausage was NOT made of pork?

We're a wily bunch.

 

[bono_212]

We're a wily bunch.

I'm telling you guys, in America, breakfast is reserved for the other white meat ONLY.

 

[liamcool]

You can feel good
Good, good about hood

 

[bono_212]

I finished Virginia Woolf, dear.

 

[liamcool]

I finished Virginia Woolf, dear.

And? What's next for Ashley?

 

[bono_212]

And? What's next for Ashley?

It was interesting. Definitely seems like something that needs to be WATCHED.

In Cold Blood is next if I can find the time

 

[liamcool]

It was interesting. Definitely seems like something that needs to be WATCHED.

In Cold Blood is next if I can find the time

Get Godot next.

 

[bono_212]

okey doke.


Gah, here it comes. three hours and thirty minutes after waking up, I'm incredibly tired.

 

[liamcool]

Going out for a run. Need razors. Be back whenever, half an hourish?

 

[bono_212]

buying razors near midnight? Liam is my kind of guy.

 

[bono_212]

I am going to attempt to nap for a little bit. If I sleep the day away I'll be le pissed.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Going out for a run. Need razors. Be back whenever, half an hourish?

What the fuck.

 

[liamcool]

buying razors near midnight? Liam is my kind of guy.

What?

 

[liamcool]

What the fuck.

I haven't shaved in a month. Sue me.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I haven't shaved in a month. Sue me.

Some ladies like a man who can shake his beard, you know.

 

[liamcool]

Some ladies like a man who can shake his beard, you know.

I also haven't shaved any part of my face in a month. I look fucking awful with a mo.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I also haven't shaved any part of my face in a month. I look fucking awful with a mo.

Some ladies like a man who can shake his mo, you know.

Wait. No they don't!