asktheagonyant
Babyface
Alright folks, I know I've been flakey in the past, though I do try to answer all questions that come my way (well I'm sorry, but I am a VERY important and busy person, so FUCK YOU very much you ungrateful fetuses!). But this time it's for real: ask the Agony Ant a question and you could WIN your own weight in self-help books.
Yes, it's that easy! Just ask the Agony Ant a goddam question about ANYTHING at all, and you could win your own weight in such bestselling tomes as Anthony Robbins' 'Unleash the Giant Within'.*
Drop on by to my website asktheagonyant.com TODAY and read some of the testimonials from my many delighted clients, including popular TV comic Bob Saget, motivational speaker Jim Cunningham and gardening guru Martha Stewart.
I can help you resolve your own personal issues in the format of 3-minute entertaining quotations from various pithy dead people, just like I did for these many well-known celebrities! No obligation!
Let's let Bob Saget have the last word. Bob says: "Dear Agony Ant, before I asked you about my problems, I was a walking timebomb, an emotional shipwreck liable to go off at any moment. How can I ever thank you for putting me back on the righteous path? No, not money, I'm broke, I fucking told you I don't have any money..."
(*May not be used in conjunction with any other offer).
Yes, it's that easy! Just ask the Agony Ant a goddam question about ANYTHING at all, and you could win your own weight in such bestselling tomes as Anthony Robbins' 'Unleash the Giant Within'.*
Drop on by to my website asktheagonyant.com TODAY and read some of the testimonials from my many delighted clients, including popular TV comic Bob Saget, motivational speaker Jim Cunningham and gardening guru Martha Stewart.
I can help you resolve your own personal issues in the format of 3-minute entertaining quotations from various pithy dead people, just like I did for these many well-known celebrities! No obligation!
Let's let Bob Saget have the last word. Bob says: "Dear Agony Ant, before I asked you about my problems, I was a walking timebomb, an emotional shipwreck liable to go off at any moment. How can I ever thank you for putting me back on the righteous path? No, not money, I'm broke, I fucking told you I don't have any money..."
(*May not be used in conjunction with any other offer).
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