ask a smart question, get a stupid answer...

[bammo2]

Because Penelope Pitstop said so


Whatever happened to Captain Caveman?

 

[ABEL]

piglet ate him.


if bushes were trees would the trees be falling?

 

[bammo2]

Only on a Tuesday


If what goes around comes around, does that make it a viscious circle?

 

[ABEL]

it makes milkshakes.

can you dream of having a dream?

 

[bammo2]

Only when you're awake

Have hippos got toenails?

 

[ABEL]

they like to use pink fingernail polish.


why are lemurs notcturnal?

 

[IWasBored]

because they're not daytournal

why is it so freaking cold outside?

 

[ABEL]

to keep the sky from falling.

what is time?

 

[IWasBored]

a secret only your clock can answer

why is macaroni and cheese so tasty?

 

[edge's girl]

to keeps the cats away


why can't today be the weekend?

 

[IWasBored]

becuase calamari is all squidy

how many violins are in the new york philharmonic?

 

[beli]

13 semiautomatics

Why does water have no taste?

 

[Aralitia]

The colour disappeared

Why does taking a nap make you feel more tired.

 

[ABEL]

because otherwise you'd be sleeping.

why does your nose run and your feet smell?

 

[Aralitia]

they feel like it

why do drinks always disappear so quickly when u have a straw

 

[ABEL]

because the straw has a hole in it.

what causes the aurora borealis?

 

[bammo2]

Fish and chips


Who ate all the pies?

 

[ABEL]

piglet did, which explains why he's bouncing in your sig.

why do pizza's come in a square box and not a round box?

 

[beli]

so the pizza can slide around in the box and most of the toppings can fall off in transit.

Why is a "g string" so called?

 

[bammo2]

because the A string on my violin snapped

Why do I have to go to work every day?

 

[Tizer]

42. (i think this answer covers most of the others too!)

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

[ABEL]

you were talking to me weren't you

only if you like sardines.

is there another word for synonym?

 

[beli]

Synonym = sardines.

Why dont blue irriadiated diamond retain radiation.

 

[ABEL]

because they're irritated.

if a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

[PennyPyro]

unemployed

Do your eyes hurt as much as mine?

 

[therulz]

No, but your fingers aren't in mine...



If we think something 'loud' enough can someone 'hear' it?

 

[ABEL]

only if you scream think it.

what are sun dogs?

 

[Tizer]

solar powered sausages

If i cut myself and nobody saw it, would it hurt?

 

[cass]

don't try this at home

unfortunately...yes

why do mosquitoes bite some people more than others?

 

[Salome]

because they bite hard


some people have made their hobby their work, can you also do the opposite?