ask a smart question, get a stupid answer...

[Mr. BAW]

Bleach.



Why am I in this thread???

 

[beli]

because the umbrellas broken.

Why do weeds grow better than flowers?

 

[Mr. BAW]

Because you always hurt the ones you love..

Why are there too few people in on this???

 

[beli]

because the others are off trying to stay warm by the heat of baking turkeys.

Why is the sun shiney?

 

[edge's girl]

because my cat said so

why are there 4 hours of comercials and 6 minutes of movie?

 

[ABEL]

because monkeys like to sunbathe.


will they find signs of life on mars?

 

[U2zoogirl]

There's a rabbit baking rice cakes in the Moon

why the poles are so cold??

 

[Mr. BAW]

Only in Dallas.


Why does Coeur d' a lean?

 

[ABEL]

dallas

because fish ride bicycles.



what should i invest my money in?

 

[DaveC]

Because damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor!!



Who shot JR?

 

[ABEL]

the parrot.


how big is milkyway galaxy?

 

[oliveu2cm]

small enough to be bottled.

Who invented time?

 

[ABEL]

the voices inside your head.


what is the tallest building in the world?

 

[pepokiss]

the one that's filed by japanese people

Why did Bill Gates invented Windows instead of ME ?

 

[ABEL]

because the chicken crossed the road.

what is the square root of 5671?

 

[beli]

apricots

Why do I exist?

 

[BVS]

To continue this thread.

Why can't I keep my eyes open when I sneeze?

 

[ABEL]

because you'll blow your brains out if your eyes are open when you sneeze.


why do marrinated mushrooms taste so good?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

because they are canned by swedish goat herders


Why is there never anything on tv even though i have a thousand channels?

 

[ABEL]

it's all George W's fault.


why do birds sing?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

they want the cheese


why do i crave pez so?

 

[Angela Harlem]

to keep up appearances.

whats for dinner?

 

[ABEL]

because Larry is hot

why does the lemur in my sig seem to be staring at me?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

he craves human flesh

why are my lips chapped ?

 

[Angela Harlem]

cos my answer above made no sense

lol

why do fools rush in?

 

[ABEL]

because you eat too much pez

how far is it from the earth to the sun?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

3.14179 cubic centimeters squared.


why do i make so many typeos?

 

[ABEL]

because you eat too much pez.

why does angie always beat me with replies to this thread so that mine end up not making sense?

 

[EvilPezMinions]

no sorry wrong


why do pez kick so much ass?

 

[ABEL]

because life savers candy are round.


why am i so lazy?