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Old 03-16-2004, 04:15 PM   #341
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Because the thread had a curse on it and you broke it

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Old 03-16-2004, 08:10 PM   #342
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Because it is sunny here in Bogota!!
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Old 03-17-2004, 11:40 PM   #343
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Because carrots don't grow on trees.

Why is Pride and Prejudice required reading in most schools??
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Old 03-18-2004, 04:49 PM   #344
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because if you didnt read it at school you would never read it and I sure teachers get a royalty for P&P, Mockingbird and Harold & Maude.

Why do all the bad things happen to the same one customer?
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Old 03-19-2004, 01:30 PM   #345
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Because that one customer happened to get in the way of the Cashier God, who was attempting to smite a horrible customer next to him/her.

Why is grilled cheese so yummy?
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Old 03-20-2004, 06:49 PM   #346
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because the popped empty bubbles of nothing taste divine.

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Old 03-20-2004, 07:20 PM   #347
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it's all the pink elephant's fault.

why are there so many different kinds of lemurs if they only come from one place?
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Old 03-20-2004, 07:23 PM   #348
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because they kept inbreeding with quokkas.

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The perfect wedding gift

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Old 03-22-2004, 12:37 AM   #350
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A quarter past a week from last Tuesday, but only on a leap year.

Is it the weekend yet?
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Yes, but only in Hungary

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