ask a smart question, get a stupid answer...

[electrical storm]

what does plaintive mean?

expressive of suffering or woe

 

[IWasBored]

because bad weather sucks

why is there no question for me to answer

 

[ABEL]

because bad weather sucks

why are some grapes green and some grapes purple?

 

[IWasBored]

because no one wanted to eat blue ones

who wants to get their lights knockd out?

 

[ABEL]

you do

what does a translator translate?

 

[IWasBored]

a tranlslater translates translations to make them more translatable


what did i just see that made me think "i want to behead those people!"

 

[ABEL]

a head.

how do chameleons change color and know which color to change to?

 

[beli]

They eat coloured jubes and change into the complementary colour of the jube.

How can it be humid with no clouds?

 

[cass]

the clouds are actually just hiding behind that bush over there and having a good old laugh at all the over-heated people.

aww I heard a sad thing. It hit 50 degrees C the other day in Ivanhoe( western NSW)...all the chooks died of heat exhaustion.

Why does my new young chook lay her eggs whilst sitting on the perch and let them break onto the cement below?
second question..How can I teach her to get it right?

 

[ABEL]

blue cows.

why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[bammo2]

fish sticks on toast

who put the colours in the rainbow?

 

[cass]

Smurfs on acid.

Can you sea turtles?

 

[~*Buffalo*~]

No, but I can sea lions.

Why can't I drive on the wrong side of the road?

 

[ME2U2]

Because there's only one side left.

Who does my dog snore so loud?

 

[cass]

A dog's gotta do, what a dog's gotta do
i:e eat, fart, sleep and snore


I still LOVE the smart reply from the U2.com oracle to my very smart question
What is adam clayton's favourite dessert? ( u never know your luck)
A:It's dog eat dog, but cat's like to lick...

brilliant

Why do potatoes have eyes?

 

[IWasBored]

the better to see you with my dear

*cue the big bad wolf*

would you please forgive me?

 

[ABEL]

purple cabbage.

what is biomagnetism?

 

[beli]

Two sheep skin blankets sold by telemarketers.

What do computer monitors monitor?

 

[ABEL]

computers.

what causes computer monitors to flash when you look at them thru a video camera?

 

[Mullen-Girl]

They're flirting with you since you turn them on so much.

Why do we have to pay for healthcare?

 

[beli]

Mullen-Girl

Because if healthcare paid for us there wouldnt be any money left for donuts.

Why do ducks drink chlorinated water from swimming pools?

 

[IWasBored]

because college students get drunk on weekends here

why does tv suck so much?

 

[beli]

because theres not enough nude scenes.

Why are CD's round?

 

[cass]

they were invented by the same person that invented pegs and he is still smarting about the old"you can't fit a square peg in a round hole" comment.


why does it take two to tango?

 

[ABEL]

because roses are red.

why do shrimp and lobsters turn orange-red when cooked?

 

[beli]

because their embarrased.

Why is nylon rope yellow?

 

[U2girl02]

Because if it were pink, all its friends would make fun of it.


Where did I put my English notebook?

 

[ABEL]

the dog ate it

how come the more i block sender on spam email, the more spam email i seem to get?

 

[U2girl02]

Because the baked beans are off and there's just spam, spam, spam, and spam.

Why a lemon?

 

[beli]

because pineapples are too prickly.

Why is a drop of water clear coloured but a 'gaggle' of droplets blue?