Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob (again), White County, Arkansas Superthread

the tourist · 09-08-2008, 01:23 PM

So far, we've visited:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. 'Straya
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Have you been to Inaccessible Island?
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukMOTHERFUCKERakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park Smells Like Dirty Ass
25. Vazza's postwhoring in the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Ooh Hell Is A Place On Earth, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. GAF is Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA, Surrounded By Naked Princesses
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Rapelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia
74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. 1985, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Ian Loves Hookers, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. I Want To Be Forever Young, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots
102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Ireland, Island
106. A Room at the Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Hos!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. I wish you'd Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. You're a Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Piece of Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, I'do a ho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. You'd like a Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be A Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey
140. Serena is a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Gary Glitter Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Tawny port's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. None Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)
154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Bay of Plenty Puke, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Texas, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry's Rocks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. This was Spartaaaaaaaaa!!!, Wisconsin
170. Ham and Bad Cheese Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Salty Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. KhanadaRhodes is awesome, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. I'm feeling quite Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas amd its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley's Birthday, Indiana

And now we come down the long and winding road to our 184th destination, the last of the old and the first of the new, Bald Knob, Arkansas (Bald Knob, Arkansas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia). Ian wants to move here with his harem of 12 year old boys (as their knobs are bald at that age) to mingle with the cow pokes and real folks. Bald Knob resides in Arkansas' acclaimed (Pitchfork gave it a 9.6/10, people--you can't make this shit up!) White County, a relic from older, meaner days (keep in mind, this IS Arkansas).

(that last one is of "Bathtime With Ian" from 15 years ago, a bath famous for happening on the same day U2 released "Zooropa"

)

the tourist · 09-08-2008, 01:24 PM

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Babydoll · 09-08-2008, 01:32 PM

bald knob???

Purplereign · 09-08-2008, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babydoll

bald knob???

. . . bald knob, the mind boggles

Babydoll · 09-08-2008, 01:46 PM

Hey Purple Reign

Purplereign · 09-08-2008, 01:59 PM

Babydoll · 09-08-2008, 02:01 PM

What up?

Purplereign · 09-08-2008, 02:04 PM

Not to much - you sound like you're having a bad day

Babydoll · 09-08-2008, 02:07 PM

I am! The only way from here is up

I hope you're having a better one!

Purplereign · 09-08-2008, 02:12 PM

The Only Way Is Up

Hope it gets better for you

my days just starting - I'll let you know how it shapes up

Irishteen · 09-08-2008, 02:15 PM

Hey people I'm not really staying just popping in

Purplereign · 09-08-2008, 02:19 PM

I have to run away soon too - damn these time zone diffs

Babydoll · 09-08-2008, 02:26 PM

Bye Purple

Purplereign · 09-08-2008, 02:27 PM

Bye - hope the sun comes out for you today

Babydoll · 09-08-2008, 02:30 PM

Thank you! I'm trying to be positive

Babydoll · 09-08-2008, 03:11 PM

I'm out too - will be back in a couple hours. I sure hope things get better

bono_212 · 09-08-2008, 03:34 PM

I hate tabloids. I can't take David Duchovney seriously now

waynetravis · 09-08-2008, 04:58 PM

House looks funny

Irishteen · 09-08-2008, 05:13 PM

Guys I just spent 100 euro on an album and waited 12 hours to order it....

waynetravis · 09-08-2008, 05:14 PM

OMG you crazy

09-08-2008, 01:23 PM	#1
the tourist Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 27,881 Local Time: 02:06 PM	Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob (again), White County, Arkansas Superthread So far, we've visited: 1. Pop Survivor Round One 2. Australia Discotheque style 3. EBTTRT 4. IAMJ 5. TCATT 6. POTDB 7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein 8. AIWIU2 9. 'Straya 10. Sheikh Djibouti 11. Te Urewera National Park 12. Have you been to Inaccessible Island? 13. Lodgepole, Nebraska 14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin' 15. TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukMOTHERFUCKERakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu 16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin 17. Ouagadougou 18. Dominican Republic 19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen 20. Fernando de Noronha 21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels 22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers 23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming 24. Fenway Park Smells Like Dirty Ass 25. Vazza's postwhoring in the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic 26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW 27. Vrbno pod Pradědem 28. Unalaska, Alaska 29. Sexy Peak, Idaho 30. Fucking, Austria 31. Wittenoom, Western Australia 32. Ooh Hell Is A Place On Earth, Michigan 33. Centralia, Pennsylvania 34. Anus, France 35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia 36. Wetwang, England 37. Cunter, Switzerland 38. Bastard Township, Ontario 39. Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia 40. Tea, South Dakota 41. Giggleswick, England 42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest 43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong 44. Twatt, Shetland 45. GAF is Fingringhoe, Essex 46. Blowhard, Victoria 47. Orange Free State, South Africa 48. Middle Intercourse Island 49. Disneyland, USA, Surrounded By Naked Princesses 50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec 51. This Baby's Moustache, America 52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon 53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain 54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost) 55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland 56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii 57. Hole of Horcum, England 58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India 59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky 60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England 61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia 62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts 63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales 64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka 65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia 66. Humptulips, Washington 67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina 68. End of Earth, Michigan 69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky 70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia 71. Rapelaide, South Australia 72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK 73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia 74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales 75. 1985, Ireland 76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire 77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland 78. Pussy, France 79. Postwhorehouse Meadow 80. Brilliant, Alabama 81. Ian Loves Hookers, Oklahoma 82. Knob Lick, Missouri 83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island 84. Swastika, Ontario 85. Paw Paw, West Vagina 86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand 87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah 88. I Want To Be Forever Young, New York 89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan 90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales 91. Geebung, Queensland 92. Knockemstiff, Ohio 93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro 94. Rough and Ready, California 95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan 96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia 97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales 98. Penistone, South Yorkshire 99. Cumby, Texas 100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands 101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots 102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria 103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana 104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus 105. Craggy Ireland, Island 106. A Room at the Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales 107. Westward Hos!, Devon, England 108. We Loveladies, New Jersey 109. Desert Island VII 110. Adiós, Spain 111. Smackover, Arkansas 112. Shag Point, New Zealand 113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah 114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland 115. Pity Me, County Durham 116. Why Arizona? 117. I wish you'd Die, Drôme 118. You're a Bitche, France 119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania 120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland 121. You're a Fake, Nigeria 122. Scull your Beer, Devon 123. Weed, California 124. Cockplay, Scotland 125. Little Snoring, Norfolk 126. Piece of Crap, Albania 127. Mount Buggery, Victoria 128. Mount Gay, West Virginia 129. Dickshooter, I'do a ho 130. River Piddle, Dorset 131. You'd like a Wanglik, Guangdong 132. Conception Junction, Missouri 133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania 134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire 135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be A Bald Knob, Arkansas 136. Woodenbong, New South Wales 137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne 138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey 139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey 140. Serena is a Postwhore, Louisiana 141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus 142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island 143. Gary Glitter Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island 144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland 145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas 146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!" 147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire 148. Tawny port's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory 149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona 150. None Tree Hill, Auckland 151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands 152. Kilbrittain, Ireland 153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?) 154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha 155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia 156. Ohai, New Zealand 157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio 158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut 159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset 160. Te Bay of Plenty Puke, New Zealand 161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea 162. Hackballscross, Ireland 163. Goobertown, Arkansas 164. Texas, Queensland 165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!) 166. Old Harry's Rocks, Dorset, England 167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse) 168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland 169. This was Spartaaaaaaaaa!!!, Wisconsin 170. Ham and Bad Cheese Sandwich Islands 171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania 172. Salty Turda, Romania 173. Gofuku, Japan 174. KhanadaRhodes is awesome, Afghanistan 175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia 176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia 177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia 178. I'm feeling quite Blue Mountains, New Zealand 179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York 180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal 181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal 182. Dublin, Texas amd its Dr Pepper 183. Ashley's Birthday, Indiana And now we come down the long and winding road to our 184th destination, the last of the old and the first of the new, Bald Knob, Arkansas (Bald Knob, Arkansas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia). Ian wants to move here with his harem of 12 year old boys (as their knobs are bald at that age) to mingle with the cow pokes and real folks. Bald Knob resides in Arkansas' acclaimed (Pitchfork gave it a 9.6/10, people--you can't make this shit up!) White County, a relic from older, meaner days (keep in mind, this IS Arkansas). (that last one is of "Bathtime With Ian" from 15 years ago, a bath famous for happening on the same day U2 released "Zooropa" ) __________________

09-08-2008, 01:24 PM	#2
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09-08-2008, 03:34 PM	#17
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09-08-2008, 01:32 PM	#3
Babydoll Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Berlin, Germany. Posts: 22,280 Local Time: 11:06 PM	bald knob???

09-08-2008, 01:46 PM	#5
Babydoll Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Berlin, Germany. Posts: 22,280 Local Time: 11:06 PM	Hey Purple Reign

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Purplereign Loungeroom Dancing Queen Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: where I can Breathe . . . and it's Magnificent Posts: 24,782 Local Time: 07:06 AM

09-08-2008, 02:01 PM	#7
Babydoll Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Berlin, Germany. Posts: 22,280 Local Time: 11:06 PM	What up?

09-08-2008, 02:04 PM	#8
Purplereign Loungeroom Dancing Queen Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: where I can Breathe . . . and it's Magnificent Posts: 24,782 Local Time: 07:06 AM	Not to much - you sound like you're having a bad day

09-08-2008, 02:07 PM	#9
Babydoll Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Berlin, Germany. Posts: 22,280 Local Time: 11:06 PM	I am! The only way from here is up I hope you're having a better one!

09-08-2008, 02:12 PM	#10
Purplereign Loungeroom Dancing Queen Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: where I can Breathe . . . and it's Magnificent Posts: 24,782 Local Time: 07:06 AM	The Only Way Is Up Hope it gets better for you my days just starting - I'll let you know how it shapes up

09-08-2008, 02:15 PM	#11
Irishteen Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 29,624 Local Time: 10:06 PM	Hey people I'm not really staying just popping in

09-08-2008, 02:19 PM	#12
Purplereign Loungeroom Dancing Queen Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: where I can Breathe . . . and it's Magnificent Posts: 24,782 Local Time: 07:06 AM	I have to run away soon too - damn these time zone diffs

09-08-2008, 02:26 PM	#13
Babydoll Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Berlin, Germany. Posts: 22,280 Local Time: 11:06 PM	Bye Purple

09-08-2008, 02:27 PM	#14
Purplereign Loungeroom Dancing Queen Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: where I can Breathe . . . and it's Magnificent Posts: 24,782 Local Time: 07:06 AM	Bye - hope the sun comes out for you today

09-08-2008, 02:30 PM	#15
Babydoll Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Berlin, Germany. Posts: 22,280 Local Time: 11:06 PM	Thank you! I'm trying to be positive

09-08-2008, 03:11 PM	#16
Babydoll Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Berlin, Germany. Posts: 22,280 Local Time: 11:06 PM	I'm out too - will be back in a couple hours. I sure hope things get better

09-08-2008, 04:58 PM	#18
waynetravis Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hull, UK Posts: 36,231 Local Time: 09:06 PM	House looks funny

09-08-2008, 05:13 PM	#19
Irishteen Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 29,624 Local Time: 10:06 PM	Guys I just spent 100 euro on an album and waited 12 hours to order it....