Canadiens1131
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Are you out of your minds? Who the hell nvented the term "American Cheese" for a thin slice of pre-processed bullshit?
They're Kraft Singles, Disgusting Squares, whatever you want to call them, but I'm curious as to when this 'American Cheese' became named so. I mean, there's a point where a brand name takes over for the proper name of a consumer good, such is the case with Kleenex. But who got the great idea of taking Kraft Singles and calling them American Cheese?
Also, why has this item not been patriotized to Freedom Cheese?
EDIT: Also, if you're south of the Mason-Dixon line, please explain to me why your favourite salad dressing is most likely Ranch. This is a mystery to me.
They're Kraft Singles, Disgusting Squares, whatever you want to call them, but I'm curious as to when this 'American Cheese' became named so. I mean, there's a point where a brand name takes over for the proper name of a consumer good, such is the case with Kleenex. But who got the great idea of taking Kraft Singles and calling them American Cheese?
Also, why has this item not been patriotized to Freedom Cheese?
EDIT: Also, if you're south of the Mason-Dixon line, please explain to me why your favourite salad dressing is most likely Ranch. This is a mystery to me.