All Things Australia-ish - Page 48

cobl04 · 09-11-2011, 03:23 AM

You would.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 09-11-2011, 03:23 AM

gross, you drive a commodore? eww

cobl04 · 09-11-2011, 03:24 AM

I also rep a bitchin' mullet.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 09-11-2011, 03:25 AM

**KhanadaRhodes** · 09-11-2011, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad n U 2

When I get a car (How do I drive?) I'm going to get a Volvo.

I'll be the coolest person of all the cool people.

Vlad n U 2 · 09-11-2011, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KhanadaRhodes

Axver · 09-11-2011, 03:45 AM

Vlad, if you want EVERY OTHER MOTORIST to make snide comments about you and your terrible driving, get a Volvo. I actually don't know how they still sell ANY cars here, given the massive prejudice against Volvo drivers.

I was kind of surprised when I made a snide remark to an American about the fact their parents' car was a Volvo and they didn't get it. I thought it was a global joke, not just an Aussie/Kiwi thing!

Vlad n U 2 · 09-11-2011, 03:46 AM

But they look so cool in the uncool way! It's like Bono on wheels!

Axver · 09-11-2011, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad n U 2

But they look so cool in the uncool way! It's like Bono on wheels!

I hope the GPS is inaccurate. "Why does ~~Bono~~ Volvo lie?"

Vlad n U 2 · 09-11-2011, 04:00 AM

And when the car promises to take you on a new route in a month's time, you get excited but then it says "loljk next fall!1!1!1" and then you rage.

Cin · 09-11-2011, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axver

Vlad, if you want EVERY OTHER MOTORIST to make snide comments about you and your terrible driving, get a Volvo. I actually don't know how they still sell ANY cars here, given the massive prejudice against Volvo drivers.

I was kind of surprised when I made a snide remark to an American about the fact their parents' car was a Volvo and they didn't get it. I thought it was a global joke, not just an Aussie/Kiwi thing!

Oh wow, I though it was a worldwide joke too.

towards 2000

**KhanadaRhodes** · 09-11-2011, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axver

I was kind of surprised when I made a snide remark to an American about the fact their parents' car was a Volvo and they didn't get it. I thought it was a global joke, not just an Aussie/Kiwi thing!

really? wow. i know when i was younger (aka 500 years ago lol) they had a reputation of being super safe and everything but they kinda rested on their laurels. i want to say i remember a volvo actually failed a crash test within the past few years in the states.

plus they're ugly and boxy. even the headrests are fucking squares!

(sorry vlad!)

Vlad n U 2 · 09-11-2011, 07:06 AM

If you go back 10 years then yes, they're boxy (I still think they're amazingly awesome in their own way

) but today, they're pretty darn awesome looking. Truth be told.

bono_212 · 09-11-2011, 07:09 AM

Volvos are ugly as hell.

/leaves thread

Vlad n U 2 · 09-11-2011, 07:13 AM

I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU.

Or imagine myself crashing into you all in my imaginary Volvo.

Axver · 09-11-2011, 03:34 PM

Seriously Vlad, sometimes I think you're an old man.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 09-11-2011, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axver

Seriously Vlad, you're an old man.

fixed

Axver · 09-11-2011, 04:29 PM

This is Vlad:

Vlad n U 2 · 09-12-2011, 12:20 AM

Coming from resident old man Axver.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE OLD MAN IN THIS PLACE.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 09-12-2011, 01:11 AM

or you can both be...

09-11-2011, 03:23 AM	#941
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 59,148 Local Time: 01:20 PM	You would. __________________

09-11-2011, 03:23 AM	#942
KhanadaRhodes Paper Gods Forum Administrator Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: a vampire in the limousine Posts: 60,695 Local Time: 10:20 PM	gross, you drive a commodore? eww __________________ __________________

09-11-2011, 03:25 AM	#944
KhanadaRhodes Paper Gods Forum Administrator Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: a vampire in the limousine Posts: 60,695 Local Time: 10:20 PM	__________________

09-11-2011, 03:45 AM	#947
Axver Vocal parasite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 1853 Posts: 152,977 Local Time: 01:20 PM	Vlad, if you want EVERY OTHER MOTORIST to make snide comments about you and your terrible driving, get a Volvo. I actually don't know how they still sell ANY cars here, given the massive prejudice against Volvo drivers. I was kind of surprised when I made a snide remark to an American about the fact their parents' car was a Volvo and they didn't get it. I thought it was a global joke, not just an Aussie/Kiwi thing! __________________ "Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures \| Blog

09-11-2011, 07:09 AM	#954
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,919 Local Time: 08:20 PM	Volvos are ugly as hell. /leaves thread __________________

09-11-2011, 03:24 AM	#943
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 59,148 Local Time: 01:20 PM	I also rep a bitchin' mullet.

09-11-2011, 03:46 AM	#948
Vlad n U 2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,387 Local Time: 01:50 PM	But they look so cool in the uncool way! It's like Bono on wheels!

09-11-2011, 04:00 AM	#950
Vlad n U 2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,387 Local Time: 01:50 PM	And when the car promises to take you on a new route in a month's time, you get excited but then it says "loljk next fall!1!1!1" and then you rage.

09-11-2011, 07:06 AM	#953
Vlad n U 2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,387 Local Time: 01:50 PM	If you go back 10 years then yes, they're boxy (I still think they're amazingly awesome in their own way ) but today, they're pretty darn awesome looking. Truth be told.

09-11-2011, 07:13 AM	#955
Vlad n U 2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,387 Local Time: 01:50 PM	I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU. Or imagine myself crashing into you all in my imaginary Volvo.

09-11-2011, 03:34 PM	#956
Axver Vocal parasite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 1853 Posts: 152,977 Local Time: 01:20 PM	Seriously Vlad, sometimes I think you're an old man. __________________ "Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures \| Blog

09-11-2011, 04:29 PM	#958
Axver Vocal parasite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 1853 Posts: 152,977 Local Time: 01:20 PM	This is Vlad: __________________ "Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures \| Blog

09-12-2011, 12:20 AM	#959
Vlad n U 2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,387 Local Time: 01:50 PM	Coming from resident old man Axver. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE OLD MAN IN THIS PLACE.

09-12-2011, 01:11 AM	#960
KhanadaRhodes Paper Gods Forum Administrator Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: a vampire in the limousine Posts: 60,695 Local Time: 10:20 PM	or you can both be... __________________ __________________

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