Action Must Be Taken

[yertle-the-turtle]

and I missed this thread...how?



I'm going to be politically correct and not say anything else.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you whore

 

[Cujo Jr.]

daddy! i've finally found you!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

business has just picked up

 

[Cujo Jr.]

oh daddy... why haven't you been there for me? is that what you do? you manwhore your way from town to town, not worrying about the consequences? well that's just great daddy... manwhoring is a victimless crime, right daddy? well what about me? aren't i a victim? what about me, daddy... what about me?!?!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

this is pretty dramatic, no?

we shoulds be writing a soap opera on this, man. i can sees it now. manwhore reunited with his long-lost son. ahhh. the stuffs of legends.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

to be quite honest with ya', i'm a little disturbed by this... ya think ya know a person, and then this... shame on you cujo, shame on you

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

yes I think we've more or less established who cujo jr. is right now

*cough* ^

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

it's obviously mofo

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I thought that too

but then again...you were online before cujo jr, mysteriously disappeared when he came on, and then came on after cujo jr. mysterously disappears!

how do you deal with that evidence, eh, moriaty?

 

[Cujo Jr.]

i don't know what any of you are talking about. i'm cujo's son, not mofo or anyone else. and my daddy left me

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

hmmm... one makes a valid point there sherlock... but i can assure you that i am not the junior one.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

cujo and mofo have spawned the devil child.

 

[Cujo Jr.]

 

[ABEL]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

this is all very surreal

 

[cujo]

oh daddy... why haven't you been there for me? is that what you do? you manwhore your way from town to town, not worrying about the consequences? well that's just great daddy... manwhoring is a victimless crime, right daddy? well what about me? aren't i a victim? what about me, daddy... what about me?!?!

Oh little Cujio, how could I forget you. Alimony payments are on their way, and believe me I'll be spending a lot more time with you. Here's a thought, would you like to look for some treasure eh?

Originally posted by Headache In A Suitcase
to be quite honest with ya', i'm a little disturbed by this... ya think ya know a person, and then this... shame on you cujo, shame on you

I thought you'd be impressed with my lifestyle... after all, I'll be head coaching Indiana University next season.

 

[Cujo Jr.]

ohhhh dad oh dear old dad, that means so much to me, eh.

oh to be reunited with my dead old dad just in time for fathers day. hooray, eh.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

don't the kids say the darndest things eat the puddin' heh heh heh

 

[martha]

And a certain someone has said Pleba girls are scary! He hasn't seen this yet.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

 

[u2popmofo]

Oh no. Say it isnt true!!! Another has been born who wears the name of Cujo!!!! This is the last sign of the end. He is the 4th horseman of the apocalypse. All is lost. Kiss your sweet kiesters goodbye.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Kiss your sweet kiesters goodbye.

you're trying to tempt cujo aren't you... AREN'T YOU!?!

 

[a-mole]

sooooo funny

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Cujo can not stop his whoring

Where's my money bitch :angrywink:?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Schmeg]

There is more than one Cujo in the world...That IS a scary thought!

 

[Lemon Meringue]

W


I have nothing more to say.

Thank you very much.

 

[Jack In The Box]

this thread is very funny...

 

[ManGrenade]

After all my years of searching, could it be true? Tell me, Cujo, have you ever ported in the shores of Portugal... with a she-john named Whorita Manpantay... 8 years ago?

Father?