2011 AFL Thread - Melbourne: The suckiest sucks that ever sucked

[Axver]

Geelong are probably going to win by about 700 points to 1 when they face the Bye in a couple of weeks.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

This massacre is pretty entertaining. Sublime skills in the pouring rain.

 

[LemonMelon]

I doubt their 5-10 points will sustain them.

I overestimate Port.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I was mad when they kicked a goal with a minute to go.

 

[cobl04]

They're back in the game!!!!!

 

[LemonMelon]

Worst comment I've ever seen

Comment From alex
"power need some POWERade"

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Poor quarter.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Worst comment I've ever seen

Comment From alex
"power need some POWERade"

You're seriously reading the intelligent debate on the AFL.com live chat?

 

[LemonMelon]

Giving up a goal a quarter won't keep you ahead of the Cats, Collingwood.

Wait, why the fuck am I watching this? Essendon/Sydney is a thousand times better and actually has finals implications.

 

[LemonMelon]

You're seriously reading the intelligent debate on the AFL.com live chat?

Port is the footy equivalent of this comment:

Comment From Guest
remember it wet people

 

[cobl04]

2.2 at three quarter time at home.

 

[LemonMelon]

Collingwood's goal count > Port's score

 

[Vlad n U 2]

More wisdom:

Comment From ports OK
port power go go

Comment From Guest
it think the players are trying to assainate the coach like melb did to theirs

Comment From Guest
What odds on Collingwood kicking more goals than Ports total score?

Comment From fredson
com on power plenty of time left we can do it

 

[LemonMelon]

Essendon is completely shutting down. I realize that they have serious injury problems that are likely limiting their stamina, but this is especially painful to watch because Sydney blows like always: they're racking up one behind after another. 13.11 now.

EDIT: 13.12. It's like watching an ice cube melt in the sink. You perceive that it's doomed, but you can't quite see it happening all at once.

 

[LemonMelon]

More wisdom:

The power got UNPLUGGED

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Also, I don't rate Travis Cloke in the least.

 

[cobl04]

The power got UNPLUGGED

Lost count of the amount of times this has been a headline or been in the lead paragraph.

Also, I don't rate Travis Cloke in the least.

How can you not? he's become one of the best forwards in the league.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

How can you not? he's become one of the best forwards in the league.

I wouldn't say so, he just misses so many sitters so often. He's a great mark, but his kick is so inconsistent, ugh.

 

[LemonMelon]

BOMBERS! That's what I'm talking about.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Why couldn't we watch that game?

 

[cobl04]

I wouldn't say so, he just misses so many sitters so often. He's a great mark, but his kick is so inconsistent, ugh.

He used to, but he's been a lot better this year. 51.37. And when you take that many solid marks and create that many chances, you can't not rate him.

 

[Axver]

Holy shit, I'm honestly kind of glad I couldn't watch that Essendon game (I was out), since I probably would've gnawed off my fingernails/fingers/hands at the end of the final quarter. Thank fuck we scraped over the line.

And shit oh dear, Port. But geez, I wonder when Collingwood's inaccuracy is going to come back and bite them. At the moment, Geelong's showing the Pies how it's done when it comes to utterly brutal demolitions.

 

[cobl04]

I don't think it will. They create that many opportunities they'll be hard to stop. Still think they've got the '11 flag all wrapped up.

 

[bono_212]

Nailbiter, Vladders.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Quite an enjoyable, free flowing match.

 

[cobl04]

That's what I'm talking about.

‪Shane Crawford - That's What I'm Talkin' About!!!‬‏ - YouTube

 

[Vlad n U 2]

 

[Vlad n U 2]

We won't put up a whimper in the second half, put your house on it.

 

[cobl04]

The mobile phone number I was given for one of the coaches yesterday is unfortunately the number for a Telechoice store in Golden Grove.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Haha, what.