2010 AFL Thread Part Two: In which debate continues about Richmond's AFL membership

[cobl04]

More in reference to Richmond/Carlton/Melbourne.

As I assume he meant that we're a "lost cause", although that title belongs more to the teams I mentioned above.

/rant

indeed i did. it's all about 2011 for the Crows.

Richmond are pretty fucked, if you look at the fact that they aren't going to get a draft pick higher than 7 for the next two years.

Carlton and Melbourne, however, are far from lost causes.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Richmond are pretty fucked, if you look at the fact that they aren't going to get a draft pick higher than 7 for the next two years.

Carlton and Melbourne, however, are far from lost causes.

They'll get pick 4 this season, obviously. The first 3 are swamped by the GC.

Carlton and Melbourne, mmm, you're right, but considering how long they were out of it I felt I could have them mashed up with Richmond. But good for them in their current status.

 

[cobl04]

pick 4 it is, my bad.

 

[The Sad Punk]

No need to get all defensive, Vlad - Adelaide suck right now. So do West Coast. And they're both probably lost causes at the moment.

 

[cobl04]

don't know if you saw it Bonnie, but Nicky Nat's stats this year are the exact opposite of every other player in the competition. he has more contested marks than uncontested, more hard ball gets than loose ball... it's bloody amazing.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Yeah, I'd been following his stats. that boy.

Hopefully he does something speccy right in front of me when they play against the Power in August.

Roight... in front... of ME! (sorry vlad, there was an opening for that)

 

[Vlad n U 2]

No need to get all defensive, Vlad - Adelaide suck right now. So do West Coast. And they're both probably lost causes at the moment.

It's one of those years - like a 2004 of sorts.

 

[The Sad Punk]

"I just wish that girl would get out of the way, so we can see the CAR more."

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Yes, but we doooo have many problems. Game plan being the biggest. The Zone does not work anymore people!

 

[cobl04]

so who's ready for Iranian Politicians Who Look Like Gary?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Ahmerdinaaahjaaad?!?!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Huh I just came into possession of the script for the next West End Draught ad wtf I don't know how this happened but I think this is the best place to reveal it?

SCENE 1

[Two REGULAR SOUTH AUSSIE BLOKES sitting in a FAIR DINKUM SOUTH AUSTRALIAN PUB]

Bloke 1: Mate have you Victoria'd that Victoria in Victoria there is a VICTORIA?!

Bloke 2: Aw shit mate that's just fuckin' Victoria as fuckin' Victoria

SCENE 2:

[Victoria.]

bohemian hipster: OH WE DON'T LIKE SOUTH AUSTRALIANS THEY'RE SUCH RUGGED, INDIVIDUAL UNDERDOGS THAT PROUDLY REJECT THE UPPER CLASS POMPOSITY STEREOTYPICAL OF URBAN CITIZENS IN THE EASTERN STATES hold on let me drink my mochaccino la de da da

SCENE 3:

[Heaven, in the form of a Barossa vineyard]

God, in the form of Graham Cornes: FUCK I just hate victoria fuck [throws giant Balfours® frog cake comet towards Melbourne, leaving the city in horrible ruins]

SCENE 4

[HEAPS GOOD SIKKUNT RADELAIDE SOUTH AUSSIE PUB]

Bloke 2: That's what VICTORIA gets for stealing the GRAND PRIX!

Bloke 1: Pandas

Bloke 3: Wait doesn't adelaide have a prominent coffee wine and art culture ???

Bloke 1: FARK OFF BACK TO VIC YA PRICK

[shot of Murray River taken in 1993]

West End spokesguy: HOLY SHIT WE'RE NOT VICTORIAN, just owned by an overseas company.

... seriously, these ads make me want to claw my face out.

 

[intedomine]

footscray
geelong
port power
carringbush
st kilda
hawthorn
carlton
freo

 

[Axver]

Huh I just came into possession of the script for the next West End Draught ad wtf I don't know how this happened but I think this is the best place to reveal it?




... seriously, these ads make me want to claw my face out.

Fuckin'

Though oh god, the recent VB ads have been quite possibly the worst ever. THA DRINKIN BEEAAAUUURRR. Well shit, what's the rest? The osmosis beer?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Huh I just came into possession of the script for the next West End Draught ad wtf I don't know how this happened but I think this is the best place to reveal it?




... seriously, these ads make me want to claw my face out.

That is um, uh, interesting.

 

[coolian2]

south australia vs victoria is about the best lol rivalry i've seen yet.

 

[cobl04]

is that actually real?

bonnie - 3/48
danny - 2/46
ax - 6/46
ian - 4/45
cobl - 3/44
vlad - 5/44
inte - 4/41

ax rises from the depths. don't think i've done my tips yet

Bulldogs, Gtown, Port, Collingwood (hope they get beaten by ten goals), Saint Kay, Kokoda, The Cheats, Freo Freoooo

 

[The Sad Punk]

But the SANFL predates the VFA and we have better beer and they said we couldn't play Wayne Carey and the grand prix and blah blah blah who cares

 

[coolian2]

But the SANFL predates the VFA and we have better beer and they said we couldn't play Wayne Carey and the grand prix and blah blah blah who cares

it's a culture built on dick pulling measuring

 

[cobl04]

But the SANFL predates the VFA and we have better beer and they said we couldn't play Wayne Carey and the grand prix and blah blah blah who cares

we have LCD

 

[The Sad Punk]

is that actually real?

Not quite, but these are.

YouTube - Come to South Australia

YouTube - West End Draught TV ad, Mumbrella

And they play all the time during the footy.

 

[The Sad Punk]

we have LCD

I wasn't being serious.

Well, since I've got a job now, I may be able to afford going to Melbourne for at least one show, depends how many tickets are available.

 

[coolian2]

Not quite, but these are.

...

And they play all the time during the footy.

that's stunning.

 

[The Sad Punk]

that's stunning.

I live for an Australia... without borders.

(except for Queensland)

 

[coolian2]

I live for an Australia... without borders.

(except for Queensland)

you'll sacrifice the great barrier reef while you'll accept western australia, who have voted to secede in the past?

i suppose it's harmless since people only live in perth and go to work in karratha.

 

[cobl04]

I live for an Australia... without borders.

(except for Queensland)

even Tasmania? that'll take a Panacea type thing.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

we have LCD

Bullshit. I've got an LCD TV. Two ... in fact.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I live for an Australia... without borders.

(except for Queensland)

Perhaps we could put a 10m barbwire fence surrounding the Elizabeth area?

 

[cobl04]

Bullshit. I've got an LCD TV. Two ... in fact.

no, no...

mr. l.c.d. soundsystem

 

[coolian2]

you can't get rid of brisbane!

Backpackers should forget Sydney's Opera House and Melbourne's cafe culture - Brisbane has XXXX Brewery tours!

The Queensland Government this morning launched a new guide for backpackers, which gave the famous Milton brewery pride of place among Brisbane's attractions.

Brisbane says XXXX to backpackers