Echo
War Child
Okay, I know some of the newbies are a little....excitable...
So I thought I'd corral 'em into one thread, by gathering up all the U2 Porn I could find.
If you're into the written word, I'd suggest a trip to www.fanfiction.net. They have top-quality U2 smut there.
If you want what we on PLEBA officially classify as "BonoPorn" than check out a demonstration of the Melpop roll (its in the Glossary) The video can be downloaded here:
www.multimania.com/melpop
But when it comes to PLEBA itself, this is the cream *ahem* of the crop.
First, here's Bluey, on who would make the best porn star:
I said it in chat and I'll say it again.
Adam, because he has that "hey, I'm here to fix your photocopier" look to him. I mean can't you just see him as the unsuspecting pizza delivery boy?? Come on.
Edge is not a porn star. You can dress him up like a porn star, but no way.
U2 attempting to be porn stars:
Edge:
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers. Edge looks anywhere except the naked woman "Umm, yeah hi. Here is your pizza. Umm, just take it. No I'm okay out here I will just uhhh" *blushes and runs away*
Bono:
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers. Bono smiles and raises his eyebrow. "Well, uhh, hi there! How are you?"
Naked woman: "Good, I'm really hot"
Bono: "Really? Well global warming is getting to be a problem, *looks into camera* that President Bush has to address. You see, Mr. Bush may think he can back out of the Kyoto protocol to satisfy his oil-rich sponsors, but I want you to know Mr. Bush that -"
Naked Woman: "Excuse me...aren't you supposed to- you know"
Bono: *remembering his role* "Oh, yeah right. I'm, uhh. here to deliver your pizza " bwaaaaa haa haaaa haaa! Oh, I'm sorry, it's just such a cheesy line. Maybe if I was dressed up as the devil or something but- Sorry, let's do another take, shall we?"
Naked Woman shuts the door in his face.
Larry
*rings doorbell*. A naked woman answers the door.
Larry: *hands her the pizza unfazed* That'll be 29.95 please.
Naked Woman; *confused* But, I'm not supposed to pay for this.
Larry: Well, look you ordered the pizza didn't you?
Naked Woman: Can't I work it off ?
Larry: *sighs* Look chicky, I have a family to support, now are you going to pay for your bloody pizza or should I just take it back. I really don't have all bleeding day.
Naked Woman: *gets her purse* Umm, okay. Here you go then *hands him some money and stares at him*
Larry: *Counts the money* Ehm, you are $2.00 short miss. *holds out his hand, the naked woman roots around in her purse and gives him the money* Now enjoy yer pizza. *Larry storms to his bike muttering and drives away*
Adam
*rings doorbell* A naked woman answers.
Adam: *big smile* Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza . *Walks in the house, shuts the door.*
Unfortunately, I was only able to get one of MadamC's classic pics, but when I get back home to my own computer I'll post the rest from my hard drive. Of course, if someone else has 'em handy before I do, please post them! They are the BEST!
[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-08-2001).]
So I thought I'd corral 'em into one thread, by gathering up all the U2 Porn I could find.
If you're into the written word, I'd suggest a trip to www.fanfiction.net. They have top-quality U2 smut there.
If you want what we on PLEBA officially classify as "BonoPorn" than check out a demonstration of the Melpop roll (its in the Glossary) The video can be downloaded here:
www.multimania.com/melpop
But when it comes to PLEBA itself, this is the cream *ahem* of the crop.
First, here's Bluey, on who would make the best porn star:
I said it in chat and I'll say it again.
Adam, because he has that "hey, I'm here to fix your photocopier" look to him. I mean can't you just see him as the unsuspecting pizza delivery boy?? Come on.
Edge is not a porn star. You can dress him up like a porn star, but no way.
U2 attempting to be porn stars:
Edge:
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers. Edge looks anywhere except the naked woman "Umm, yeah hi. Here is your pizza. Umm, just take it. No I'm okay out here I will just uhhh" *blushes and runs away*
Bono:
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers. Bono smiles and raises his eyebrow. "Well, uhh, hi there! How are you?"
Naked woman: "Good, I'm really hot"
Bono: "Really? Well global warming is getting to be a problem, *looks into camera* that President Bush has to address. You see, Mr. Bush may think he can back out of the Kyoto protocol to satisfy his oil-rich sponsors, but I want you to know Mr. Bush that -"
Naked Woman: "Excuse me...aren't you supposed to- you know"
Bono: *remembering his role* "Oh, yeah right. I'm, uhh. here to deliver your pizza " bwaaaaa haa haaaa haaa! Oh, I'm sorry, it's just such a cheesy line. Maybe if I was dressed up as the devil or something but- Sorry, let's do another take, shall we?"
Naked Woman shuts the door in his face.
Larry
*rings doorbell*. A naked woman answers the door.
Larry: *hands her the pizza unfazed* That'll be 29.95 please.
Naked Woman; *confused* But, I'm not supposed to pay for this.
Larry: Well, look you ordered the pizza didn't you?
Naked Woman: Can't I work it off ?
Larry: *sighs* Look chicky, I have a family to support, now are you going to pay for your bloody pizza or should I just take it back. I really don't have all bleeding day.
Naked Woman: *gets her purse* Umm, okay. Here you go then *hands him some money and stares at him*
Larry: *Counts the money* Ehm, you are $2.00 short miss. *holds out his hand, the naked woman roots around in her purse and gives him the money* Now enjoy yer pizza. *Larry storms to his bike muttering and drives away*
Adam
*rings doorbell* A naked woman answers.
Adam: *big smile* Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza . *Walks in the house, shuts the door.*
Unfortunately, I was only able to get one of MadamC's classic pics, but when I get back home to my own computer I'll post the rest from my hard drive. Of course, if someone else has 'em handy before I do, please post them! They are the BEST!
[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-08-2001).]