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Old 09-19-2001, 08:02 PM   #1
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Would you want Bono's toenail clippings?

Or those of any U2 member, your favourite. My brother once asked me that very question. It was several years ago if I remember right but he must have thought I was too obsessed at the time. (Uh huh...I don't know the birthdates of all U2's children, for instance, in fact I'm not even sure what their own birthdates are, but he knows the most pathetic stuff about Van Halen). My response was "NO!! That is, um, maybe if..." at which point he went "Ah HA!" Honestly I don't think I'd want them, not at this point in my life. Any takers here? Say he clipped them in front of you, or there was photographic evidence or something, so you knew they were his. Would you take them?

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Funny question! But I don't think I'd want any of the boys' toenail clippings. Even if there was photographic evidence of Bono or whoever clipping his nails and putting them in a jar, it's just too gross.
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Umm...I'm a Larrygal, but I don't think I would even want Larry's! I'd take his hair clippings...
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No. That's just disgusting. Obsession doesn't go that far. I have never loved anyone that much.
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Yuk! No thanks!!!

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Old 09-20-2001, 08:43 AM   #6
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Ditto...
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Old 09-20-2001, 08:46 AM   #7
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me neither. it's just nail. and if you didn't know it was bono's you'd never know it.. 'cause they all look the same yaknow.
unless he'd sign them for me...

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OMG-this is one of the FUNNIEST threads EVER!! Nah-wouldn't!

But what about toe jam???GROSS!

I would like a lock of hair, or maybe even a vial of Bono sweat-like they have of Elvis sweat(think that's FAKE though).

HAHAHA for this thread!And at U2 Freak about having them signed!
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EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! NO! Don't get me wrong, I love the guys, but there's gotta be a line drawn somewhere...



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Old 09-20-2001, 09:27 AM   #11
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as much as I like Bono, I wouldn't want his toenail clippings!!! ewww...

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What about Bono's nose goblins?!

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Old 09-20-2001, 05:56 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by WildHonee:
What about Bono's nose goblins?!

Well Mona-as I told you already, they have those at The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame!!

And I know you secretly covet them.

*gross out humor for tonight*

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Old 09-20-2001, 06:00 PM   #14
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YES!
I'm only saying this because, hey I'm going to be a doctor someday... if toenails gross me out I am in the WRONG line of work. Okay, what wouldn't I want? Okay...armpit hair. I draw the line at armpit hair. Sorry, no.
I almost said pancreas, but that is so bizarre that I would almost go for it just to say that I have someone else's pancreas.
Maybe not the bile ducts either.
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Old 09-20-2001, 06:06 PM   #15
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OK Ladies...

How bout...

Belly Button Lint!!

*brain completely fried tonight*
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Did I overstep the boundaries of good taste by posting this question here?

Probably not

Remember, I didn't come up with it originally

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Old 09-21-2001, 10:25 AM   #17
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What if one of the guys spat on you?

Would you save the spit? Never wash it off? Wipe it off on someone next to you? Spit right back?

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Old 09-21-2001, 10:41 AM   #18
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Jaysus! It's getting grosser and grosser here!

What's the next step?? No, no, don't tell me, I think I know. I wonder who'll have the guts to ask THAT question... LMAO I know what my answer would be anyways! Oh jaysus! I'd say BOTH! :blush: (hint: I was thinking about the S or S question) *runs out and hides of shame*

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