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i think in all honesty i could still love bono if he had a hairy butt.
it wouldnt bother me at all, in fact id prolly ask him to wax it but when u love someone it doesnt matter if they have a hairy butt as long as you care for their heart and he has a big hee hee
 
LMAO Bono's hairy all over. *groom* Poor Ali.

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"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"
 
*looks around desperately to see if boss is watching, realizes she's alone then laughs uncontrollably*

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Originally posted by zooropamanda:
...but when u love someone it doesnt matter if they have a hairy butt as long as you care for their heart and he has a big hee hee

OHMYGAWD.... he has a big hee hee... LOL!!!!! I'm trying to avoid snorting cereal into my brain... STOP! STOP!
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(who is forever going to laugh at that line... "you have a big hee hee..." LOL!)


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"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"
 
It wouldn't bother me. Hairy "bot bot" or not he's still the same person and that person is Bono
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It doesn't matter about little things like that
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Originally posted by Echo:
SCOTTPHISTO: What?! We can't! Hippy Actress just gave me sixty-five cents so I'm obligated to.....

And there's an endless supply of cents where that came from so don't think you can escape so easily!

Cause "no chicken escapes from Tweedy's farm!"

*runs to camp near the vending machines again so ScottPhisto CAN'T escape!*

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Alright that's it.

PLEBA has gone too far. I'm leaving.

*exits*

*goes down hall, finds ScottPhisto*

ECHO: Come on, we're leaving.

SCOTTPHISTO: What?! We can't! Hippy Actress just gave me sixty-five cents so I'm obligated to.....

ECHO: I don't care. We've gotta get out of here.

SCOTTPHISTO: What could possibly have happened?

ECHO: They're talking about Bono's hairy arse.

SCOTTPHISTO: *blood drains from face* Oh my.

ECHO: Come on *grabs Scott's wrist and drags him out*

*SITTING IN THE TRUCK*

ECHO: This thing still catch fire occasionally?

SCOTTPHISTO: That's part of the thrill.

ECHO: *sigh*

SCOTTPHISTO: So where do we go from here?

ECHO: Well...em...*thinks*

SCOTTPHISTO: Uh oh.

ECHO: What?

SCOTTPHISTO: Turn sllloowwly and look out your window.

ECHO: Why? Eeep!

*Animatronic Edge is standing outside the truck with his face pressed up againt the passengers side window*

SCOTTPHISTO: We can't just leave him here. He doesn't know what to do without you.

ECHO: Geez....em...

MONA: *from afar* DONT! DONT GO! I haven't completed my training yet! I can't become a Pimpstress without you to guide me!

ECHO: *sigh*

SCOTTPHISTO: Are you sure you want to go?

ECHO: Scott, believe me, you did not SEE the things they posted in that thread...I mean, they were debating about TEXTURE!

SCOTTPHISTO: Look, just stay out of that room! Come hang out in the ScottPhisto Society with me!

ECHO: Well...

SCOTTPHISTO: You can start a hot Edge pics thread.

ECHO: Em....okay.

*gets out of truck* *hugs Animatronic Edge*

ECHO: Aw, ya big lug, you know I couldn't leave you behind.

THE END?

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[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-29-2001).]
 
It's official. PLEBA is a culture and a disease.

HOO-AH!
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"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"
 
Originally posted by z edge:
why the hell am i here!!??

Because you want to know what women REALLY think about hairy arses so that you will know what kind of reactiont to expect when you drop your pants.
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