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Old 11-13-2001, 12:14 AM   #1
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Woo hoo! Echo's Restaurant Disaster!

WAITER: Shall I take your orders?

ECHO: I'll have the fetuccine alfredo.

LARRY: (Mutters to self while looking disgustedly at menu) Don't they have ANY vegetarian dishes?

ADAM: Chicken parmeseano, please.

MONA: (Looking at menu) No tamales??? Well, I'll have the lobster spaghettini.

WAITER: And for this gentleman? (Gestures to Animatronic Edge)

ECHO: Oh, um...Do you have any WD-40?

WAITER: I'm afraid it's out of season.

BONO: And a bottle of vintage wine, please!

ECHO: Vintage wine! I can't afford that!

BONO: But I can only drink vintage! I have allergies, you know...

ECHO: Whatever, Boner. You can have a Coke and shut the hell up.

(Later, the food arrives)

LARRY: (is horrified to find beef on his plate) Yech. Does anyone want my meat?

EDGE and ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *blush!*

MONA: *Faints. She slides out of her chair and under the table. When she wakes, she is overjoyed to find out where she is. She crawls over and yanks Bono's napkin from off his lap.*

BONO: Hey! Where'd my napkin go? (Crawls under the table to retrieve it)

MONA: WOO HOO YOU'RE MINE NOW VINTAGE-BOY!

ADAM: (to Larry) Psst! I'll trade you my fork for your spoon!

LARRY: Um...okay...

ADAM: Hee hee.

(Muffled noises from under table.)

LARRY: There's something crawling around between my legs.

ADAM: Maybe you should see a doctor about it. (Whispers) Psst! Echo! I'll trade you my knife for your spoon.

ECHO: Go nuts. (Hands him her spoon)

(Animatronic Edge smiles at Adam and hands him his spoon as well.)

ADAM: Aw, thanks! Animatronic Edge sure is sweet.

JULIE: So if you can program Animatronic Edge to lavish affection on a kitten or a head of lettuce, why don't you program to lavish constant affection on YOU?

ECHO: Are you kidding? If I was the recipient of constant Edge-Lovin', where would I find the time or motivation to write this silly shit?

JULIE: Suit yourself. (She hugs the real Edge) I prefer my men alive and kickin' and ready for LUV! Hey, Mona, is there any more room left under there?

MONA: Well, there was a minute ago, but not anymore! WOO!!!! EL-E-VA-TION!

ECHO: Mona!

MONA: No, seriously, Julie, you have to come down here and see this! YOW! Have you got a license for that thing?

ECHO: Mona, can you keep it down?

MONA: Why would I want to do that?

ECHO: I mean keep the NOISE down.

MONA: Oh, right.

JULIE: (Points at Animatronic Edge) So where's his kitten tonight?

ECHO: Oh, we have to hide it while we're here (She points to the side pocket of Animatronic Edge's cargo pants)

JULIE: Oh, I see.

MONA: (From under table) YEE-HA!!! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!

ECHO: Oh now that's just silly. There is not enough room under this table to engage in any activity that warrants the statement "Ride 'em, cowboy"...(Lifts tablecloth and looks) Whoa...well, so I was wrong....

LARRY: Hey! I ASKED if anyone wanted my meat!

EDGE and ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *blush!*

ADAM: *sniff* No one ever wants MY meat...

LARRY: Oh, don't say that, Adam. It looks like the cat does...

(While Adam was looking away, the kitten snuck out of Animatronic Edge's pocket and is nibbling Adam's chicken)

ECHO: Edge! Put that thing back in your pants!

EDGE and ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *blush!*

ECHO: You can take it out and play with it later!

EDGE and ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *bluuuusssshhh!*

ECHO: (to Julie) It's very cute, you know. I admit I'm often tempted to take it out in public and play with it myself.

EDGE and ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *BLUUUSSSSHHH!*

ECHO: They grow so fast, you know...

EDGE and ANIMATRONIC EDGE: ****BLLLUUUUUUUSSSHHH!!!!!******

ECHO: And it has such soft hair...

EDGE: *combusts*

ECHO: Ah...(pats Animatronic Edge) good thing I had the anti-combust mechanism installed last week...

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Old 11-13-2001, 12:30 AM   #2
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Quote:
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LARRY: There's something crawling around between my legs.

ADAM: Maybe you should see a doctor about it.
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EDGE: *combusts*

ECHO: Ah...(pats Animatronic Edge) good thing I had the anti-combust mechanism installed last week...

ROTFLMFAOCAMSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Echo: Will this adventure in the restaurant continue?

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Old 11-13-2001, 12:36 AM   #3
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ROTFLMFAOCAMSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Echo: Will this adventure in the restaurant continue?

Well, that's kind of up to Mona and Julie, if you know what I mean...


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LMFAO YOU GIRLIES!!!!!! I swear ya'll make me laugh so hard that I cry

LARRY: (is horrified to find beef on his plate) Yech. Does anyone want my meat?

YESSSSSSS uhh I mean...um um...

LARRY: There's something crawling around between my legs

lmfao!!!

LARRY: Hey! I ASKED if anyone wanted my meat!

YES YES YES..um...*ahem*

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Old 11-13-2001, 08:43 AM   #5
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ADAM: *sniff* No one ever wants MY meat...

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Aww...poor Adam...just for that cute comment...I'd take his meat...


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echo, you're freakin hilarous. i'm sitting here bitting my thumb so as not to burst out laughing. (there are jocks and other annoying people lurking throughout my school library.)

keep writing, julie and mona won't be here for awhile!

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ADAM: (to Larry) Psst! I'll trade you my fork for your spoon!

LARRY: Um...okay...

ADAM: Hee hee.

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*lmao*!!!!!

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That was so feckin hilarious. I couldn't help but laugh out loud (which isn't good in an office).

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Old 11-13-2001, 09:28 PM   #9
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*BUMP* for Mona!
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How I loveth thee, Echo!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Echo:
MONA: (Looking at menu) No tamales??? Well, I'll have the lobster spaghettini.

LARRY: (is horrified to find beef on his plate) Yech. Does anyone want my meat?

EDGE and ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *blush!*

MONA: *Faints. She slides out of her chair and under the table. When she wakes, she is overjoyed to find out where she is. She crawls over and yanks Bono's napkin from off his lap.*

BONO: Hey! Where'd my napkin go? (Crawls under the table to retrieve it)

MONA: WOO HOO YOU'RE MINE NOW VINTAGE-BOY!

(Muffled noises from under table.)

LARRY: There's something crawling around between my legs.

ADAM: Maybe you should see a doctor about it.

JULIE: Hey, Mona, is there any more room left under there?

MONA: Well, there was a minute ago, but not anymore! WOO!!!! EL-E-VA-TION!

ECHO: Mona!

MONA: No, seriously, Julie, you have to come down here and see this! YOW! Have you got a license for that thing?

ECHO: Mona, can you keep it down?

MONA: Why would I want to do that?

ECHO: I mean keep the NOISE down.

MONA: Oh, right.

MONA: (From under table) YEE-HA!!! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!

ECHO: Oh now that's just silly. There is not enough room under this table to engage in any activity that warrants the statement "Ride 'em, cowboy"...(Lifts tablecloth and looks) Whoa...well, so I was wrong....

ECHO: Edge! Put that thing back in your pants!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


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WAITER: Madam...

ECHO: What's THIS? I didn't order this...

WAITER: The...person over there sent it for you. *gestures to shadowy fiigure*

ECHO: WTF....

WAITER: It's macaroni and cheese...I believe....

ECHO: Who would send me this...?

MONA: *from under table* O crap...I stayed after school to finish a test, and I don't know if I stapled it together..

ECHO: *looks down at plate* stapling testicles... *drops fork*

ADAM: *dives* Mine!!!! I will no longer have just nine!!!! O...it's just a fork.

BONO: *still under table* I'm stuck!!

EVERYONE: *drops silverware*

BONO: The chair's on me shirt, is what I mean...heheh

EVERYONE: *whew*

BONO: Good thing I wore me shorts today...

EVERYONE: *drops silverware*

BONO:....It's just hot in here, is all....

MONA: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

EDGE: *bluuuuuussssssh* O wait, I combusted already....never mind.

LARRY: *lifts up table cloth* Outta the way, Mona! Let me down in there now.

EVERYONE: *drops silverware* *pushes chairs away from table* *runs to bathroom and outdoors*

LARRY: I was just gonna pick up the fork, is all!!! Pervs.

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LARRY: So, where'd th' fork go? I just need to get this meat outta the way.

MONA: *jumps up* HOO-AH, what?!

LARRY: *is holding a slab of steak* *backs away*...Em....*bluuusssh* *gets shy*

BONO: *ahem* Who's gonna clean up the mess*

LARRY: *buttons spontaneously wilt and fall away in surprise* whhaaaa--

BONO: ...because...Edge combusted...you see....and...well.....it's...a mess...

LARRY: Oh...of course....*AHEM*....

MONA: OK, BonoBaby. We've hit
1. Echos bathroom
2. Echo's kitchen counter
3. the restaurant floor
where else?

BONO: Em...

LARRY: I should...go...now...to...find me buttons...eh....

BONO: Oh, Lawrence! If you see the chef, tell him--

ADAM: *has his eyes covered* Em... scuse me *uncovers eyes without warning* Did I leave me spoon in here?

BONO: --tell him to hold the zucchinis.

EVERYONE except Adam: *bluuuuuussssssh*

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Too much funny stuff to point out.
You gals are hilarious!!!!! Keep it up!!
*bluuuusssshhhhh!*
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Lol I just took over the thread.

*rewinds*
1.) Edge is still in one piece
2.) Bono and I are apart from each other
3.) Larry's still griping about his meat

carry on! ignore me!!!!

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YAY! another story! LMFAO at your story Echo!!! "Edge! put that back in your pants!" lol!!!

ok, here's my addition...

EVERYONE: *peeks around corners and chairs to see if it's safe to return*

LARRY: it's alright everyone! just gettin' me meat! *stabs with fork* here we go!

A. EDGE: *BLUUUSH! and FAINT*

ECHO: *turns to see what caused him to faint thusly so* OH! Larry!

LARRY: eh? *looks at fork* Gah!!!! *flings fork and the underwear attatched to it across the room*

ALL OF RESTAURANT: *dodge Bono'ds flying undies and leap up from their tables*

JULIE: Em....Echo? what exactly is it that your Animatronic Edge eats?

ECHO: well, WD-40 is his favorite, but any kind of oils, cleaners, or things of the like. oh, and in extreme cases he'll often snack on... OH NO!!

*from under table*
MONA: Bono, where'd you put my shirt?

BONO: me? where are me pants? and shirt? did you hide me socks?

ECHO: *to the couple under the table, with out looking down there* Em, i have an idea where your clothes may have gone....

ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *suddenly realizing what his little meal had caused...* *BLUUUUUSH!*

ECHO: *sigh* here, use the tablecloth.

MONA: *applies, toga style*

BONO: *crawls out from under table and collects parsley from the plates to hide his "area", finding that doesn't suffice, fashions a lioncloth from a pair of napkins*

MONA: oh, dear!

*Bono looks down, blushes*

BONO: well, i guess THAT wasn't quite enough either! Excuse me. *goes to a nearby table and whips off the table cloth without disturbing the dishes, and applies toga-style to match Mona* That's better.

LARRY: so, where'd my meat go?

KITTEN: *sits in someone's mashed potatoes at a neighboring table* mew!

ANIMATRONIC EDGE: *rises to collect his kitten at its call*

ADAM: Shite! Spilled gravy on meself! Not to worry! i always carry a spare skirt! *magically whips out a tutu* waiiiiiiit.... that's not right! ....eh, well *shrugs and proceeds to change in the middle of the restaurant*

JULIE: *looks down at pieces of combusted Edge* *frowns* what do we do about him?



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eh, well, i posted before reading mona's last post. but we can leave edge in one piece! ok with me!!!!!



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Old 11-14-2001, 01:59 AM   #17
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I'm sorry, did you make my Animatronic Edge eat Bono's clothes?!

That's terrible!

You people oughta be locked up!



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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls off chair spontaneously and rolls around laughing*
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Bono and I are wearin' togas. Yeeeah.

Lol me in the car "This is the remix...y'all..."

EVERYONE ELSE: *laughter*

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LMAO continuously...

Echo, get this, the very FIRST thing I thought of this morning when I woke up was this thread...I must have walked around the house muttering "Lettuce...lettuce...love you lettuce..." for 10 minutes, laughing my ass off (at my own silliness)....

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