Which member of U2 would you most like to give you a massage?

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

Not even a sexual one...or maybe

Though I love Bono, I'd say Edgeie-wedgie-poo-poo. He's got those magic fingers.



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[Gina Marie]

OK, I LOVE Edge AND Larry, but, if I have to choose ONE..

LARRY!!! Just to have those hands on me- *dies*

and I'd have to give him one too

Um, gotta leave PLEBA now-this thread is TOO HOT

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[blueeyes]

Well I'm happily spoken for, so I would just want a normal massage. Therefore, Larry would be my therapist of choice, he's the only one I wouldn't be wondering what he was doing back there...Unlike some alter egos I can think of.
We should open the "U2 massage parlour...LOL"
-Boring Bluey

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[Party Girl_75]

It would have to be a tie between Adam and Larry...they have the rhythm with their hands, so I am sure they can give a damn good massage...

 

[Echo]

I was lucky enough to have the foresight to program the knowledge of five hundred and twelve massage techniques from around the world into Animatronic Edge...some purely organic...some not so....

*BZZZZT!*

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[The_Sweetest_Thing]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress:
It would have to be a tie between Adam and Larry...they have the rhythm with their hands, so I am sure they can give a damn good massage...

I'm afraid Larry would hurt me....all that pounding on the drums...he might apply too much pressure!

Bono would probably in depth talk about every muscle and why it hurt.

The Fly...would go straight for the sensitive areas...aggghh!!

MacPhisto--would somehow end up making me massage HIM

and Adam would give the most sensual massage EVER...oooh...gotta go

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[Party Girl_75]

Originally posted by The_Sweetest_Thing:
I'm afraid Larry would hurt me....all that pounding on the drums...he might apply too much pressure!


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If Larry wants to apply pressure to me, than he can go right ahead...

 

[wildhoney22]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress:

If Larry wants to apply pressure to me, than he can go right ahead...

LMAO! Same here!

Larry: Is here good?

Katie: *lower*
*lower*
*now, down just a little bit*
*lower*
*keep going....*

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Larry

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[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

Originally posted by The_Sweetest_Thing:

MacPhisto--would somehow end up making me massage HIM

That's too funny!!!!

For me, it would have to be Bono! I just love him so much not to pick him. Larry would be a very close second though.



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[blueeyes]

I agree...that is the funniest thing I've read all night!
Just for morbid curiosity I'd like to get a massage from Macphisto. LOL. I'm doing chem, I must resist the urge to:
a) defect to the Edge-camp! It's the silly faces, they just KILL me.. (but do they hold, thrill, or kiss?)
b) write a skit...NO SKIT WRITING! ONLY CHEMISTRY!
-Bluey the wavering
b)

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

Originally posted by blueeyes:
I agree...that is the funniest thing I've read all night!
Just for morbid curiosity I'd like to get a massage from Macphisto. LOL. I'm doing chem, I must resist the urge to:
a) defect to the Edge-camp! It's the silly faces, they just KILL me.. (but do they hold, thrill, or kiss?)
b) write a skit...NO SKIT WRITING! ONLY CHEMISTRY!
-Bluey the wavering
b)

*lol* I was just WAITING for you or Mona to write a script...puh-lease? *gives ya the puppy dawg eyes* Besides, I'm supposed to be doing Chem too...who needs chem? Really...

Here I'll help:

The Fly: So you say your back hurts? Why don'y you just take off your shirt so that I can get a better look....(it's the 'hands on' approach)

Mona: *is scandalized*

muhahahahahaha


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He's volunteering for me!

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[Foadie]

Larry....hands...massage...massaging Larry...*THUD* *back* I would love to give Bono one...he groans and moans yummily.

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[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Foadie:
Larry....hands...massage...massaging Larry...*THUD* *back* I would love to give Bono one...he groans and moans yummily.

Heheh OH, WHOOPS thought that was MY leg.....
don't be shy, Towel Boy...

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[WildHonee]

*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssshhhhhhh* Phona's posting again....weirdo.

I thought that I gained some kind of immunity after watching "American Beauty." I thought that AFTER ALL THAT I was immune to being scandalized. This thread, however, has me blushing up a storm. I feel like Edge.

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ECHO: You don't? Well then I can! Do you want me to?! I'm GONE, baby!!! *runs away to feel Edge* Teach ME how to screw! Woo!!

O my.....

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[mocool12]

Edge a-course!!! Except for some reason, yeah, I'm thinking Adam would be nice...
But Edge, yes indeed.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Even though I am a Bono girl, I think Adam would give a good massage, as long as he did have a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth.

Yeah, I am supposed to be writing fake lesson plans for fake students right now...yea, well it looks as if I am going to have to wing it in my fake high school classroom tomorrow...

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[ultraviolet299]

Larr Larry Larry!!!!

 

[Bonavoix]

OOOOOO!! What an idea!!

Well, Larry's gotta have pretty strong hands.

Then again, if Edge can make a guitar talk the way he does, imagine what he can do for your aching muscles.

Adam... mmmmmmmmmmm... Adam massage.

Bono... well there'd be a massage and a little post-massage activities as well.

MacPhisto... massage with a few bonus features.

The Fly: couldn't handle a massage. He'd never get started because he'd be too busy talking.

But my top choices would be Larry and Edge.

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[Discoteque]

Mmmmmmassssage....gawd, I could use one about now...

I think I'd like Edge or Adam, they seem like they'd be sort of "into it" and would be more, um...attentive than "it's all about me" Bono, and "I don't have time for that crap" Larry.

A. Edge would be great too...cos he'd have EXTRA strong hands to get into some deep tissue massage....mmmmmmm....*thunk*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LARRY!!! Of course!

You know I bet he would give lovely massages, I mean all the wonderful stuff he does with his hands....when I shook his hand he had quite a tight yet gentle grip....kinda like i'm going to break your hand off gently...t'was lovely

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[LuvLady]

It's gotta be Mr Mullen....

 

[madonna's child]

not bono, he'd probably get to excited and hurt me. not adam, he'd probably try smoking a ciggie in the middle of my massage and end up burning me.

edge or larry.

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[Ana]

although Bono says those hands he got they're good for nothing, I'd love to receive a massage from Him. If he's never work a day like he says, I bet those hands are smooooooth and would give excellent results...

 

[icelady]

Well I don't know about you but...

Starting at the head and working their way down would be(why break up a winning combination)

Sparky massaging the tempral lobes- cause he is cerebral don't you know

Edge massaging the shoulder but would take a break to massage the legs-cause well he's got the hands of a mighty fine guitar player so I bet he's do wonders for me

Bono massaging the midriff-cause well it's my dream and I like it
Larry massaging the feet-cause I love foot massages and I bet he would do me proud - he has such a firm grasp of his sticks

the feet would just come naturally. OOOhhh I can feel it now

Oh I'm relaxing already - where do I sign up

 

[UV2001]

Bono or Edge???????
Bono!!!!!!

 

[dizzy]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
OK, I LOVE Edge AND Larry, but, if I have to choose ONE..

LARRY!!! Just to have those hands on me- *dies*

and I'd have to give him one too

Um, gotta leave PLEBA now-this thread is TOO HOT

ROFL! OMG, me too! but, i guess either of them would do! *faints*

 

[Foadie]

Originally posted by Ana:
although Bono says those hands he got they're good for nothing, I'd love to receive a massage from Him.

Oh no!!! We really DO think he's God!! *a bit
horrified, a bit tickled, a bit scandalized!*