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Old 11-26-2001, 06:54 PM   #1
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Which member of U2 would you most like to give you a massage?

Not even a sexual one...or maybe

Though I love Bono, I'd say Edgeie-wedgie-poo-poo. He's got those magic fingers.



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Old 11-26-2001, 06:59 PM   #2
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OK, I LOVE Edge AND Larry, but, if I have to choose ONE..

LARRY!!! Just to have those hands on me- *dies* and I'd have to give him one too

Um, gotta leave PLEBA now-this thread is TOO HOT

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Well I'm happily spoken for, so I would just want a normal massage. Therefore, Larry would be my therapist of choice, he's the only one I wouldn't be wondering what he was doing back there...Unlike some alter egos I can think of.
We should open the "U2 massage parlour...LOL"
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It would have to be a tie between Adam and Larry...they have the rhythm with their hands, so I am sure they can give a damn good massage...
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I was lucky enough to have the foresight to program the knowledge of five hundred and twelve massage techniques from around the world into Animatronic Edge...some purely organic...some not so....

*BZZZZT!*

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It would have to be a tie between Adam and Larry...they have the rhythm with their hands, so I am sure they can give a damn good massage...
I'm afraid Larry would hurt me....all that pounding on the drums...he might apply too much pressure!

Bono would probably in depth talk about every muscle and why it hurt.

The Fly...would go straight for the sensitive areas...aggghh!!

MacPhisto--would somehow end up making me massage HIM

and Adam would give the most sensual massage EVER...oooh...gotta go

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I'm afraid Larry would hurt me....all that pounding on the drums...he might apply too much pressure!


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If Larry wants to apply pressure to me, than he can go right ahead...
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If Larry wants to apply pressure to me, than he can go right ahead...
LMAO! Same here!

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MacPhisto--would somehow end up making me massage HIM
That's too funny!!!!

For me, it would have to be Bono! I just love him so much not to pick him. Larry would be a very close second though.



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I agree...that is the funniest thing I've read all night!
Just for morbid curiosity I'd like to get a massage from Macphisto. LOL. I'm doing chem, I must resist the urge to:
a) defect to the Edge-camp! It's the silly faces, they just KILL me.. (but do they hold, thrill, or kiss?)
b) write a skit...NO SKIT WRITING! ONLY CHEMISTRY!
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I agree...that is the funniest thing I've read all night!
Just for morbid curiosity I'd like to get a massage from Macphisto. LOL. I'm doing chem, I must resist the urge to:
a) defect to the Edge-camp! It's the silly faces, they just KILL me.. (but do they hold, thrill, or kiss?)
b) write a skit...NO SKIT WRITING! ONLY CHEMISTRY!
-Bluey the wavering
b)

*lol* I was just WAITING for you or Mona to write a script...puh-lease? *gives ya the puppy dawg eyes* Besides, I'm supposed to be doing Chem too...who needs chem? Really...

Here I'll help:

The Fly: So you say your back hurts? Why don'y you just take off your shirt so that I can get a better look....(it's the 'hands on' approach)

Mona: *is scandalized*

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Larry....hands...massage...massaging Larry...*THUD* *back* I would love to give Bono one...he groans and moans yummily. :-P

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Larry....hands...massage...massaging Larry...*THUD* *back* I would love to give Bono one...he groans and moans yummily. :-P
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*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssshhhhhhh* Phona's posting again....weirdo.

I thought that I gained some kind of immunity after watching "American Beauty." I thought that AFTER ALL THAT I was immune to being scandalized. This thread, however, has me blushing up a storm. I feel like Edge.

.....No, Echo and Julie...I did not say I FEEL EDGE.

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Edge a-course!!! Except for some reason, yeah, I'm thinking Adam would be nice...
But Edge, yes indeed.
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Even though I am a Bono girl, I think Adam would give a good massage, as long as he did have a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth.
Yeah, I am supposed to be writing fake lesson plans for fake students right now...yea, well it looks as if I am going to have to wing it in my fake high school classroom tomorrow...

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