Which Bono Would You Sleep With?

[GibsonGirl]

The stomach flab is puuuurrrrrfect. HAHAHAHA!

That's because Bono has NO flaws and is a PERFECT human BEING.

 

[MattFromNYC]

SHUT UP!! He's been in my dreams alllllll niiiight looong. *throbs* What with his sexy ass and hair plugs where can you go wrong? **throbs again**

omg111

man, you are a cranky lady, arent ya?


i thought this was a bono fanclub, not a bashfest? no wonder the man is self-conscious.

 

[Souly]

Do you swing both ways, Matt

 

[MattFromNYC]

That's because Bono has NO flaws and is a PERFECT human BEING.

do i smelly sarcasm?

didnt get enough Midol today, huh?

 

[GibsonGirl]

OH MY GOD. why is that so sexxiii???? My brain has explooooded into little bits of icing suga. Ohhhh Ohhhh!!!

Sexie like the Silver Fox, rite? RITE?

 

[one4u2]

 

[U2Girl1978]

That's because Bono has NO flaws and is a PERFECT human BEING.

We're one, we're beautiful, but we're not the same.

 

[Tiger Edge]

omgggggggggggggggg SLIVER FOX

SLIVER SLIVER SLIVER FOX!

 

[MattFromNYC]

Do you swing both ways, Matt

No... I am a married, straight man, but sometimes Bono (well, MacPhisto) can get me thinking unnatural thoughts, if you know what I mean.

 

[one4u2]

man, you are a cranky lady, arent ya?


i thought this was a bono fanclub, not a bashfest? no wonder the man is self-conscious.

 

[GibsonGirl]

We're one, we're beautiful, but we're not the same.

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[Souly]

omgggggggggggggggg SLIVER FOX

SLIVER SLIVER SLIVER FOX!

:sexonabeach:

 

[GibsonGirl]

omgggggggggggggggg SLIVER FOX

SLIVER SLIVER SLIVER FOX!

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR SILVER FOXIES TODAY? THEY'RE GRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAAT!

 

[Tiger Edge]

No... I am a married, straight man, but sometimes Bono (well, MacPhisto) can get me thinking unnatural thoughts, if you know what I mean.

UNNATURAL THOUGHTS BEGETS UNNATURAL BEINGS!!!!

 

[MattFromNYC]

i mean, come on... whats with the mega-degrading comments about bono?? and not just him, she/he/it seems to be mocking other fans on here... and its not funny.

 

[geegeelovesadam]

Despite being barely coherent, this has to be one of the funniest threads EVAR.

*rates 5 stars... totally*

 

[MattFromNYC]

UNNATURAL THOUGHTS BEGETS UNNATURAL BEINGS!!!!

are you calling me an evil, alien reptile?


WELL ARENT YOU JUST A RAY OF SUNSHINE AND A BOWL OF FLOWERS!!!!

 

[GibsonGirl]

Plaaaaa, you are my suuuuuuuuuunshiiiiine! My only sunshine!

 

[U2Girl1978]

i mean, come on... whats with the mega-degrading comments about bono?? and not just him, she/he/it seems to be mocking other fans on here... and its not funny.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

 

[MattFromNYC]

please pass me the piss and vomit buckets....

 

[Tiger Edge]

OMG, I luff you Steph!

Holy Trinity with Bahno tonight, fer sure!

 

[Souly]

do i smelly sarcasm?

didnt get enough Midol today, huh?

There is no sacrasm!!! BONO is obviously a saint! SEnt from GOD himself!!!

 

[GibsonGirl]

There is no sacrasm!!! BONO is obviously a saint! SEnt from GOD himself!!!

U R so RITE!

 

[one4u2]

WTF did you hijack my thread for!?! Seriously, don't let the door hit you on the way out!

 

[MattFromNYC]

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

i think its the other way around, sunshine....

and GibsonGirl... and um.. plaa...

 

[Souly]

No... I am a married, straight man, but sometimes Bono (well, MacPhisto) can get me thinking unnatural thoughts, if you know what I mean.

Ooooo, what kind of thoughts?

 

[Tiger Edge]

are you calling me an evil, alien reptile?


WELL ARENT YOU JUST A RAY OF SUNSHINE AND A BOWL OF FLOWERS!!!!

It's only a Chupacabra. COME ON! COME ON!

CHUPACABRA!

 

[MattFromNYC]

WTF did you hijack my thread for!?! Seriously, don't let the door hit you on the way out!

moi?

 

[Souly]

It's only a Chupacabra. COME ON! COME ON!

CHUPACABRA!

Goat sucker