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bono_man2002

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Bono : People are trying to leak our new album , they could be part of the band, or even mangement. this will be the longest day of my life
Producer : and cut
Bono : i think i nailed it!
Produer : ah bono turn off your microphone
Bono : oh son of a ....

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1AM and 2PM
on the day before the Release of the new U2 Album.

Adam : aaaaahh its you bono!
Bono : were you attacked by anyone?
Adam : no why?
Bono : someone must have broken into your house
Adam : so thats what the smash was, i thought it was you.
Bono : nope, i've got a key!
Adam get ready, we've got to head to the studio.
Adam : Ok.
1:03:16
Larry : so what exactly is going on here?
Edge : yeah, i'm missing my beauty sleep.
Larry : ah, you stole my line!
Paul MG : Settle down you two, haha get it!!
"Sound of Crickets"
Edge : ah yes.....
Paul MG : anyway, we belive that somone is going to leak the album today!
Larry : what really!?
Paul MG : We are 99% sure of it!
Edge : sheez, so what are we gonna do?
Larry : stop if of course, genious
Paul MG : thats the plan
(Pauls Phon Rings)
hello, McGuniess?
Bono : someone broke into adams place.
Paul MG : what!, (larry , edge look puzzled)
Bono : yeah, at this staye i've found nothing thats been stolen or anything.
Paul MG : Check adams new album cupbord.
Bono : why?
Paul MG : somones going to leak the album today.
Bono : are you serious?, i'll check it out.
Adam : ok, i'm ready to go.
Bono : i'll get back to you Paul (hangs up)
Adam where is you new album cupboard?
Adam : over here
1:15:09

1:24:45
Adam : here it is
Bono : it took us almost 10 minutes to walk a few meters!, man your house is really....Oh....my ....god
Adam : what? (bono points)
Bono : (calls Paul MG) Its gone!
Paul MG : no!, damn. get back here as soon as you can.
Bono : on our way.

Larry : whats happend?
Paul MG : Adams copy of the album is stolen.
Larry + Edge : what!!?
Edge : i'll be he forgot to lock the doors again.
Larry : yeah, he did the same with the Discotheque single years back.
Edge :thats adam for you
Paul MG : Edge, see if ou can get any sattelite footage of Adams place recently.
Edge : OK.
Paul MG : Larry, you check out Adams, have a look around.
Larry : Mam, yes mam!
Paul MG : this is serious
Larry : geez, wheres your sense of Humor!
1:30:05

1:36:52
Adam : so what exaclty is going on today?
Bono : people are trying to leak the new album
Adam : cant they wait another 24 hours.
Bono : doesnt seem like it
Adam : i guess not.
hey look , Basken and Robbin, Bono can we stop for ice cream?
Bono : i dont see why not (lauging)
Adam : haha you watched that simpsons episode too last night!
Bono : classic!
"sound of crickets in background"

1:39:17
Paul MG : any luck finding anything edge?
Edge : well a motor bike just left not long after bono arrived. and it was in quite a hurry.
Paul MG : Number plate?
Edge : VERTI-0975
Paul : big number plate for a bike.
Edge : i'll say.
Paul MG : Let larry know. hes on his way out there
Edge : Mam, yes mam!
Paul MG : oh please larry already used that one today.
Edge : damn
1:45:23

1:55:00
Larry : Alright, edge you hear me?
Edge : loud and clear.
Larry : i've found the plates on that bike you were telling me about during the ad break.
i'm going in.

(Dark Room)
Voice 1 : have you got it?
Voice 2 : did you ever doubt me?
Voice 1 : well done, now hand it over, and you'll recive your payment
Voice 2 : What was it?, 20 or 30 thousand
Voice 1 : some crazy ammount of bootlegs like that.
"BANG"
Larry : alrighty, whats goin on here!!

2:00:00
 
:lmao:
Adam : here it is
Bono : it took us almost 10 minutes to walk a few meters!, man your house is really....Oh....my ....god
Voice 2 : What was it?, 20 or 30 thousand
Voice 1 : some crazy ammount of bootlegs like that.


Hilarryous!
 
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C'mon BMan2002, this is great, I even see it in multi - scene windows LOL! We need more!!!

Previously, on U24...

:crack: :crazy: ~Ultra (fellow 24 freak!)
 
Sorry...i've just had school exams, should get the next episode done tonight, and post it tommrow.

:lol: at the Multi Windows

I really dont have an ending for the series....ideas would be cool!!
 
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