bono_man2002
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ok, here goes, 3 episodes written for this new look of the show.
Bono : Bootlegers, are trying to leak our album, one day before its released. I'm Bono, or well thats my nickname. My real name is
Paul Hewson, lead singer of U2, also involved in...
Stage Guy: get on with it bono!
Bono: oh sorry. Peopl in my band, or even the people who work around the band could be involved. this is going to be the longest day of my life.
Events occour in real time.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12AM and 1AM
12:00:00
Adam : 'Snoring'
12:00:05
Bono : 'Snoring'
12:00:25
Edge : 'Asleep' "oh here we go"
12:00:40
Larry : 'Snoring'
12:01:05 (Bonos House)
Phone Rings...
Ali : Are you going to get that?...hello?
(Bono Pretends to be sleeping)
oh for gods sake, who would ring at this time of night anyway?
(Picks up phone)
Hello?
Voice : hello, sorry to call so late.
Ali : Acturly you are early!
Voice : ah yes, is bono there?
Ali : ah yea, hes "Sleeping" (nuges bono), get up
Bono : oh the phone was ringing?
Ali : its for you
Bono : Hullo?
Voice : theres an emegency Bono, wake up the rest of the band and come into CTU2, ASAP (Hangs Up)
Bono : thats odd.
Ali : whats up?
Bono : i gotta go, into CTU2, some emergency., i'd better get ready an go (Bono Calls Edge)
Edge : oh, whos this?
Bono : i dont have enough time to explain. all i've been told is that there is an emergecny and you have to get to CTU2 ASAP.
Edge : bono you just explained everything!
Bono : very funny, just call larry and get here asap.
Edge : i'm on it.
12:10:07
12:25:15
(Larry Snoring) Phone Rings.
Larry : who the bloody hell is ringing at this hour!
Edge : larry , this is Edge. get to the Studios ASAP and call Adam (Edge Hangs up)
Larry : hey edge could ya slow down a bit mate, hmmm
(calls adam)
Adam Recorded Message : Hello, Hello, you've reached a phone called Vertigo, please leave a message after the beep.
Larry : GET UP, and get down to CTU2 soon as you get the message, its an emergecny (Hangs UP)
I wonder whats going on?
12:30:00
12:45:07
Bono : where is adam?
edge : and larr...oh here he is!
(Larry pulls in on his motor bike)
Larry : alright, whats going on?
Edge : we barley know ourseleves.
Paul MG : ok guys , where's adam?
Edge : larry did you get onto him?
Larry : i left a message.
Paul MG : Ok, bono try call him again
Bono : ok (dials adam)
'Adam Snoring, wakes, answers phone'
Adam : hullo?
Bono : adam where are you?
Adam : no sorry i didnt order a pizza, you have the wrong number.
Bono : adam wait! (adam hangs up) arrgh!
Edge : is he ok?
Bono : he's still sleeping
Larry : why does that no surpise me.
Bono : Paul, send somone out to get adam in here.
Paul MG : i'm afraid we have no staff avalible, one of you three will have to go.
Bono : ok, i'll go (heads for car)
12:50:29
12:55:37
(Man dressed in black hanging around adams house)
'SMASH'
Adam : (wakes) HUH!, what was that? (Walks out into the living room) hello, anyone there?
(hears footsteps behind him.)
Adam turns around.
Adam : what the? AAAAAAHHHHAAHH
1:00:00
Written By : bono_man2002 (Aka Daniel Almond)
A Nuts Production 2004 (C)
comments please!
Bono : Bootlegers, are trying to leak our album, one day before its released. I'm Bono, or well thats my nickname. My real name is
Paul Hewson, lead singer of U2, also involved in...
Stage Guy: get on with it bono!
Bono: oh sorry. Peopl in my band, or even the people who work around the band could be involved. this is going to be the longest day of my life.
Events occour in real time.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12AM and 1AM
12:00:00
Adam : 'Snoring'
12:00:05
Bono : 'Snoring'
12:00:25
Edge : 'Asleep' "oh here we go"
12:00:40
Larry : 'Snoring'
12:01:05 (Bonos House)
Phone Rings...
Ali : Are you going to get that?...hello?
(Bono Pretends to be sleeping)
oh for gods sake, who would ring at this time of night anyway?
(Picks up phone)
Hello?
Voice : hello, sorry to call so late.
Ali : Acturly you are early!
Voice : ah yes, is bono there?
Ali : ah yea, hes "Sleeping" (nuges bono), get up
Bono : oh the phone was ringing?
Ali : its for you
Bono : Hullo?
Voice : theres an emegency Bono, wake up the rest of the band and come into CTU2, ASAP (Hangs Up)
Bono : thats odd.
Ali : whats up?
Bono : i gotta go, into CTU2, some emergency., i'd better get ready an go (Bono Calls Edge)
Edge : oh, whos this?
Bono : i dont have enough time to explain. all i've been told is that there is an emergecny and you have to get to CTU2 ASAP.
Edge : bono you just explained everything!
Bono : very funny, just call larry and get here asap.
Edge : i'm on it.
12:10:07
12:25:15
(Larry Snoring) Phone Rings.
Larry : who the bloody hell is ringing at this hour!
Edge : larry , this is Edge. get to the Studios ASAP and call Adam (Edge Hangs up)
Larry : hey edge could ya slow down a bit mate, hmmm
(calls adam)
Adam Recorded Message : Hello, Hello, you've reached a phone called Vertigo, please leave a message after the beep.
Larry : GET UP, and get down to CTU2 soon as you get the message, its an emergecny (Hangs UP)
I wonder whats going on?
12:30:00
12:45:07
Bono : where is adam?
edge : and larr...oh here he is!
(Larry pulls in on his motor bike)
Larry : alright, whats going on?
Edge : we barley know ourseleves.
Paul MG : ok guys , where's adam?
Edge : larry did you get onto him?
Larry : i left a message.
Paul MG : Ok, bono try call him again
Bono : ok (dials adam)
'Adam Snoring, wakes, answers phone'
Adam : hullo?
Bono : adam where are you?
Adam : no sorry i didnt order a pizza, you have the wrong number.
Bono : adam wait! (adam hangs up) arrgh!
Edge : is he ok?
Bono : he's still sleeping
Larry : why does that no surpise me.
Bono : Paul, send somone out to get adam in here.
Paul MG : i'm afraid we have no staff avalible, one of you three will have to go.
Bono : ok, i'll go (heads for car)
12:50:29
12:55:37
(Man dressed in black hanging around adams house)
'SMASH'
Adam : (wakes) HUH!, what was that? (Walks out into the living room) hello, anyone there?
(hears footsteps behind him.)
Adam turns around.
Adam : what the? AAAAAAHHHHAAHH
1:00:00
Written By : bono_man2002 (Aka Daniel Almond)
A Nuts Production 2004 (C)
comments please!
