Where The Show Has No Name - Epsiode 02 - Bono The Shopper

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heres the second epsisode hot off the press :)

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Episode 2 : Bono The Shopper

Ali : can you help me unpack the shopping paul?,...paul?,
--10 Mins Later--
Bono : oh hi your home (kisses ali) how was your day?
Ali: well i asked you to help me put the shopping away, when i got home
Bono: (laughs) oh yeah, i was uh outside uh gardening
Ali : oh sure you were
Bono : oh ok, look i'm sorry, but hey!! , i'll make it up to you...
Ali : oh yeah and how will you do that exactly?
Bono : i'll do the shopping next week
Ali : (supprised) wel oh ok if you really want to
Bono : i do
Ali : ok, i'll give you a list by next week

--Next Week--
Ali : (yells out) dont forget the shopping!
Bono : i wont!
Edge: so your shopping now hey?
Bono : for this week i am anyway
Edge : the old "i'm doing the gaderning trick" didnt work this time?
Ali : what was that?
Edge : oh, uh nothing
Bono : yeah edge was just said, i wont get the gardern fixed in time...
Ali : what for?
Bono : for uh eves birthday
Ali : i see
Bono : well i've got some shopping to do
edge : good luck
Bono : i'm gonna need it mate!

--shopping--
Bono : well i've made it, i've found a park...now for the hard part
'Bono goes to grab milk and is spotted by fns'
Fan1 : is it really him?
Fan2 : i think it is!
Bono : (thinks : oh here we go) Hi guys!
'fast forward to checkouts, massive line of autographs'
Bono : ok just one more autograph

--bono arrives home--
Ali : you sure took your time, and whats this, you've manged to fit all the shopping in just one bag!
Bono : well uh, lets just say when somone famous walks into a shopping center, dont expect to go unoticed!
Ali : so what were you doing for 2 hours?
Bono : (holds his hand) signing autographs
Ali : well i dont know how the 5 of us are going to survive on milk and a few biscuts for the week
Bono : why dont we get edge to do the shopping today
Ali : why?, woudlnt he just get noticed like you
Bono : not if he wasnt wearing his beenie
Ali : oh i never thought of that!

Credits:
Written by : bono_man2002 (aka daniel almond)
A nuts produtcion (C) 2003

what ya think of this one?
 
bono_man2002 said:
Ali : well i dont know how the 5 of us are going to survive on milk and a few biscuts for the week

Hehehe...and the best thing about this is that I could actually see a conversation like this going on in Bono's home. :).

Originally posted by bono_man2002
Bono : why dont we get edge to do the shopping today
Ali : why?, woudlnt he just get noticed like you
Bono : not if he wasnt wearing his beenie

:lol: :hmm:...good point.

Angela
 
new epsidoe coming soon....unsure of the title yet but...its a spoof of the wizard of oz during one of bonos dreams...
i'll post that soon...meantime i have to get some ideas for new epsiodes
 
bono_man2002 said:
new epsidoe coming soon....unsure of the title yet but...its a spoof of the wizard of oz during one of bonos dreams...
i'll post that soon...

LOL, oh, no, that oughta be interesting...

Originally posted by bono_man2002
meantime i have to get some ideas for new epsiodes

Cool. Looking forward to them. :).

Angela
 
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