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Old 01-28-2004, 06:22 AM   #1
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Where The Show Has No Name - Episode 05 - U2 Monopoly

long time no new episode.....

here goes, maybe the shortest episode i've written yet!

Episdoe 05 - U2 Monopoly
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Adam : your turn larry
Bono : i thought i was my go!
Edge : no no!, bono we're going clockwise
Bono : oh now you tell me!
Adam : for the fifth time
Edge : *shakes his head* just roll larry!
Larry : Alrighty *rolls Seven *Moves Car* oh chance
Bono : oooooh
Larry : *picks up card* you won first prize in beauty contest, collect $10, why does that not surpisise me?
Edge : oh here we go! *sighs*
Adam : just give him the money
Edge : its now your turn bono
Bono : *rolls dice* eleven *moves ship* go to jail!!!
Adam Laughs
Bono : hey whats so funny mr.millionare? what is this game!?
Larry : its monopoly bono
Bono : thats not what i meant!
Edge : ok ok, cool down bono, lets take a coffee break
Bono : oh right just when i start winning!
Edge : ah bono, your down to your last $15 and your in jail, and you only have old kent road left!
Bono : shh!, i'm in jail, dont talk to me until your visiting!
Adam : geez bono its only a game
Bono : (sarcastic voice) geez bono its only a game
Edge : tell ya what bono, we'll let ya get out of jail free.
Bono : allright....sorry guys, its just i'm loosing my hair
Edge : *coughs* are you?
Bono : yes its true
Larry : your not shaving like on popmart?
Bono : no...you might say its "Going Gone, soon will be GONE!"
Adam : well....
Bono : GOTCAHS, and while i had you fooled i stile $1000 from the bank!
Edge : oh thats it i'm outa here! , i'm going out to the pub for a drink, wanna come larry and adam?
Adam & Larry *nod*
Bono : what about me?
Edge : you'll proberbely still our drinks!
Larry : seya bono!
-Ali comes from downstairs-
Ali : what are they leaving so early for?
Bono : they caught me cheating on monopoly again
Ali : ah the old loosing your hair trick, you know that only really worked before you guys went on that popmart tour, you came home and you lost all your hair, well atleast it gives us some alone time
Bono : your not serious?
Ali : i am, well *yawns* i'm tried goodnight
Bono : d'oh

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Written By bono_man2002 (aka Daniel Almond)

any comments...please post them
next episode is bono on who wants to be a millionare, hopefully not so long to wait!
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:45 AM   #2
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that was kinda funny...
but isnt Bono already a millionaire???
but that's ok...
nice story. sounds like Bono was having a bad day.
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haha, that was great
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that was kinda funny...
but isnt Bono already a millionaire???
but that's ok...
nice story. sounds like Bono was having a bad day.
its a celebrity edition of Millionare...doesn the money usrally go to charity?
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Old 01-30-2004, 04:58 AM   #5
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hahah i just relized....Ali had the sortest part in the episdoe...and she had the longest line, proberbley since i started this thing!
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LOL.........that's great!
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