bono_man2002
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heres the 4th episode
The U2 sitcom is filmed infront of a live audience
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Episode 4 - Chef Bono
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Ali : Alright, i'll be back in a couple of days
Bono : ok, have fun bye kids
Ali : make sure the house is still here when i come home, specaily the kitchen
Bono : (sighs) just because i cant cook! (walks inside) Allrighty , time to order some pizza (dials phone)
Phone Message : the phone number you have dialed has been disabled
Recorded Ali Message : your not having pizza while i'm gone!
Bono : d'oh!
(edge walks in)
Edge : hey bono whats wrong?
Bono : Ali and here stupid phone thingy
Edge : ah, the old disabled phone trick ey?
Bono : what!, you know about that too?
Edge : yeah its happend to me, on many occasions
Bono : well, i should be able to cook up something myslef
Edge: (coughs) sure you could
Bono : what was that?
Edge : uh nothing, oh look heres larry
Bono : oh so soon as the wife goes everyone just barges in
Larry : sooorry!
Edge : say larry, adam usurally arrives when you do?
Larry : yeah i havent seen him around
Bono : maybe theres a limited edition spoon in australia and hes gone to steal it
(ALL LAUGH)
Adam : hey guys, whats so funny (adam holding spoon)
Edge : haha uh nothing
Bono : anyway, since you are all here , i'm gonna cook something up tonight, you guys wanna come around?
Larry : do we have to bring crash helmets?
Edge : good call!
Bono : ha-ha very funny, any ideas as to what i could cook up
Edge : how about frozen pizza
Adam : (laughs) yeah, you just have to put that in the oven for 20 mins
Edge : oh here we go................
Bono : well i might be able to cook my own pizza
Larry : good on you, alteast your confident
Bono : c'mon guys!
Larry : geez bono, where just having a bit of fun
Bono : oh wel lguys just come around at 7 , and i will have something cooked up
Adam : and the firebrigade wont be around either!
(Edge, Adam & Larry Laugh)
Bono : very funny
--Later--
Bono : (checks fridge) alighty, what have we got in here...oh here (grabs) nice big chicken, thats what i'll cook up tonight
--Later--
Knock at door
Bono : that must be the rest of U2 (opens door)
Edge, Larry, Adam dressed in crash helmets
Bono : oh you guys have the wrong house, the village people live next door...and we finihsed the disotheque video in 97!
Edge : funny bono, were just playing with you
Larry : so what did you cook up bono (walking inside)
Adam : yeah? , i'm dying for a good fed
Edge : then you're going to die here!
(adam giggles)
Bono : come into the kitchen guys, i've made chicken, its just still cooking
Edge : (points) and you put it int the microwave
Bono : yeah, so whats wrong with that?
Adan : HEY!, look its alive!
Edge : EVERYBODY DOWN!
(Bono, Edge, Adam , Larry drop to the floor)
*Chicken Explodes in microwave landing all over the floor*
Edge : see, told you he couldnt cook anything
(Larry hands edge $10)
Edge : see bono, we keep telling you to buy your own helmet
Bono : well it looks like pizza's back on the menu
Credits :
Written By : Daniel Almond (aka bono_man2002)
A Nuts Production (C) 2004
The U2 sitcom is filmed infront of a live audience
--
Episode 4 - Chef Bono
--
Ali : Alright, i'll be back in a couple of days
Bono : ok, have fun bye kids
Ali : make sure the house is still here when i come home, specaily the kitchen
Bono : (sighs) just because i cant cook! (walks inside) Allrighty , time to order some pizza (dials phone)
Phone Message : the phone number you have dialed has been disabled
Recorded Ali Message : your not having pizza while i'm gone!
Bono : d'oh!
(edge walks in)
Edge : hey bono whats wrong?
Bono : Ali and here stupid phone thingy
Edge : ah, the old disabled phone trick ey?
Bono : what!, you know about that too?
Edge : yeah its happend to me, on many occasions
Bono : well, i should be able to cook up something myslef
Edge: (coughs) sure you could
Bono : what was that?
Edge : uh nothing, oh look heres larry
Bono : oh so soon as the wife goes everyone just barges in
Larry : sooorry!
Edge : say larry, adam usurally arrives when you do?
Larry : yeah i havent seen him around
Bono : maybe theres a limited edition spoon in australia and hes gone to steal it
(ALL LAUGH)
Adam : hey guys, whats so funny (adam holding spoon)
Edge : haha uh nothing
Bono : anyway, since you are all here , i'm gonna cook something up tonight, you guys wanna come around?
Larry : do we have to bring crash helmets?
Edge : good call!
Bono : ha-ha very funny, any ideas as to what i could cook up
Edge : how about frozen pizza
Adam : (laughs) yeah, you just have to put that in the oven for 20 mins
Edge : oh here we go................
Bono : well i might be able to cook my own pizza
Larry : good on you, alteast your confident
Bono : c'mon guys!
Larry : geez bono, where just having a bit of fun
Bono : oh wel lguys just come around at 7 , and i will have something cooked up
Adam : and the firebrigade wont be around either!
(Edge, Adam & Larry Laugh)
Bono : very funny
--Later--
Bono : (checks fridge) alighty, what have we got in here...oh here (grabs) nice big chicken, thats what i'll cook up tonight
--Later--
Knock at door
Bono : that must be the rest of U2 (opens door)
Edge, Larry, Adam dressed in crash helmets
Bono : oh you guys have the wrong house, the village people live next door...and we finihsed the disotheque video in 97!
Edge : funny bono, were just playing with you
Larry : so what did you cook up bono (walking inside)
Adam : yeah? , i'm dying for a good fed
Edge : then you're going to die here!
(adam giggles)
Bono : come into the kitchen guys, i've made chicken, its just still cooking
Edge : (points) and you put it int the microwave
Bono : yeah, so whats wrong with that?
Adan : HEY!, look its alive!
Edge : EVERYBODY DOWN!
(Bono, Edge, Adam , Larry drop to the floor)
*Chicken Explodes in microwave landing all over the floor*
Edge : see, told you he couldnt cook anything
(Larry hands edge $10)
Edge : see bono, we keep telling you to buy your own helmet
Bono : well it looks like pizza's back on the menu
Credits :
Written By : Daniel Almond (aka bono_man2002)
A Nuts Production (C) 2004
...
! Poor Bono...
