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Old 12-30-2003, 10:16 PM   #1
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Where The Show Has No Name - Episode 03 - The Wizard Of U2

(ok crappy tittle)

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Episode 3: The Wizard Of U2
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Bono : so i'm supposed to follow this yellow brick road and i will get my sunglasses back
*RUSTLING IN THE BUSHES*
who's there?

Edge : oh bono its you
Bono : what the hell are you doing here?, where you're bennie
Edge : some wicked person stole it!, i'm off to see the wizard who can give me my bennie back
Bono : well thats where i am heading , lets go

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Later
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Edge : hey whats that up ahead?
Bono : Larry?
Larry : oh hi guys what are you doing here?
Bono : were going to see the wizard who can get my shades back
Edge : ah bono?
Bono : oh yeah and edges bennie, what are you doing here larry
Larry : i've lost one of my drum sticks, i'm also going to see the wizard
Edge : thats where we are going
Larry : i'll tag along
Bono : ok lets get going

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Later
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Voice : help me
Larry : that sounds familar
Bono : hmmm
Edge : over here guys
Bono : oh its adam!
larry : whats wrong adam
Adam : ohhhhh need ciggarets!
Bono : what'd he say?
Adam : some basterd stole my ciggarets
Edge : oh here we go (:lmao i love that bit)
Adam : anyway i was on my way to see the wizard
Larry : it just so happens that were going to visit him also!
Adam : i'll join up then
Edge : lets get going
Wicked Voice : HEHEHHEHE
Larry : sonds like a witch
Bono : dont tell me you've been watching charmed again larry?
Bono : who the hell are you?
Wicked Voice : i'm the wicked bootleger from the east
Edge : the what now
Wicked Bootleger : (smokes ciggaret)
Adam : son of a!
Wicked Bootleger : HEHEHE
Bono : what are you doing here?
Wicked Bootleger : i'm on my way to sell U2 bootlegs HHEHEH
Bono : why you little!! if i find out where you park your car
Larry : ah i think you mean broomstick
Bono : oh c'mon larry!
Wicked Bootleger : *Dissapears*
Larry : well we'd better get going

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At Wizard
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Edge : i think we are here
Bono : where is the wizzard?
Voice : i am here
Edge : wheres here
Adam : uh guys, over here
Bono & Edge : *shrug* oh
Adam : hey you look familar
Bono : oh yeah he looks like Paul our manager
Edge : well well well
Paul : oh ok, what are you here for?
Adam : *coughs* i need a pack of ciggarets
Edge : i need my beenie
Larry : somone took my drumstick
Bono : i need my shades back
Edge *bumps bono* and!
Bono : oh yeah to get back home
Paul : very well you shall all be given everything, execpt for you bono
Bono : what!!
Paul : you look ridculous in those shades
Adam *smoking* thank god!
Paul : but bono i will allow you to go home, all you have to say is
Its a beautiful day, dont let it get away 3 times
Bono : easy enough, Its a beautiful day dont let it get away, Its a beautiful day dont let it get away, Its a beautiful day dont let it get away

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Bono wakes up
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Bono : Its a beautiful day dont let it get away
Edge : bono wake up!!!
Adam : yeah your singing songs from the old album!
Bono : i just had the weirdest dream
Edge : thats great bono, but look where you are, your in the studio where we record our music, not were me make ZZ's
Bono : sorry guys, but you were all in my dream
Larry : we're trying to finish the album bono!
Edge : yeah and you feel asleep again!
Bono : whats wrong with adam
Edge : someone stole his smokes
Larry : yeah she goes by the name of the wicked bootleger of the east
Bono : Huh!!?

(DU DUN DU DUN *dramatic music* )
THE END

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Old 12-31-2003, 10:05 PM   #2
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Re: Where The Show Has No Name - Episode 03 - The Wizard Of U2

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Wicked Voice : HEHEHHEHE
Larry : sonds like a witch
Bono : dont tell me you've been watching charmed again larry?
...

Also, can anyone else totally see Edge breaking into song and going, "If I only had a beanie...", or is it just my imagination going crazy? .

This was cute. .

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