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Old 11-21-2001, 07:04 PM   #1
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What you need to know about ScottPhisto

He looks like Bono.

Well, like a taller Bono.

Actually, like a taller, younger, blonde, green-eyed Bono.

Okay so he doesn't look a thing like Bono.

But he has a chin like Bono's.

If you squint.

While drunk.

He doesn't have an Irish accent, either.

But he loves each and every one of you. In a nice sanitary way.

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Old 11-21-2001, 07:09 PM   #2
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Does he really exist?

If so, I'd like to see his pic here-green eyed,blonde, tall

No Irish accent though-oh well, you can't have it all...
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Old 11-21-2001, 07:13 PM   #3
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I guess I want to make it clear, ScottPhisto looks nothing like this:


Or this:


Or this:


Or this, for that matter:


As for what he DOES look like...well...

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Old 11-21-2001, 07:15 PM   #4
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*Flavia raises her hand*

I have a question: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING TO POST HIS PIC???!!! LOL

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Old 11-21-2001, 07:19 PM   #5
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but....but....ScottPhisto sent me his very own personalized desktop wallpaper and it was THAT picture and it said THIS IS ME, SCOTTPHISTO. I AM MONA'S SOULMATE.

He lied! Liar liar hot leather vest on fire!

P.S. I have SEEN ScottPhisto....I have SPOKEN with ScottPhisto. He has not yet come to me in my dreams, like Bono and Peter Gabriel and Houdini do.....but my *spider sense* is tingling and telling me that ScottPhisto is everywhere. Almost just like Brian Eno

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Old 11-21-2001, 07:29 PM   #6
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Here he is, ladies, ScottPhisto! (Accompanied by a very Phisto-y looking Echo...)



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Old 11-21-2001, 07:49 PM   #7
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What is he doing to you, Echo??

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Old 11-21-2001, 07:55 PM   #8
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What is he doing to you, Echo??

<---- snorted a Baby Ruth bar up her brain


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Old 11-21-2001, 07:58 PM   #9
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<---- snorted a Baby Ruth bar up her brain


Did you snorted or choked on the Babe Ruth Bar, Mona???

Am I sensing jealousy??

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Old 11-21-2001, 08:00 PM   #10
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Did you snorted or choked on the Babe Ruth Bar, Mona???

Am I sensing jealousy??

*puts down fishing rod* I'll gut you later, ScottPhisto....

*with her camo hat on, sizes up Ana*

Wanna rumble?

*falls down because her shoes are untied*

Aw, feck it all to heck.

I come in peace



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Old 11-21-2001, 08:04 PM   #11
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LOL saved by the bell! Or should I say by the untied shoe laces???

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Old 11-21-2001, 08:06 PM   #12
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What is he doing to you, Echo??

Oh, scandalizing me as usual. But he scandalizes in a cute, loveable way...right Mona?



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Old 11-21-2001, 08:09 PM   #13
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Oh, scandalizing me as usual. But he scandalizes in a cute, loveable way...right Mona?
*puts down baster*

What?

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Old 11-21-2001, 08:19 PM   #14
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*puts down baster*

What?


LOL Mona!
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Old 11-21-2001, 09:09 PM   #15
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Ye merciful gods...how on earth did I get here and why is there a duck on my head?

Okay, perhaps I should begin at the...um, well, the beginning.

Too set the scene...after a long day at work, occasionally and thankfully interrupted by the ramblings of both Echo and Mona, I get home.

SCOTTPHISTO: *sigh* Home, crap, home. Hmmm....time to play video games.
*kills thousands of brain cells, loses every single life he has in Mario Bros*
SCOTTPHISTO: Dammit. Oh well. Time to get food. Ho de hum, la de da...*saunters over to kitchen, grabs leftover teriyaki food...munch munch munch...*

SCOTTPHISTO: Ah, Much better. Hmm...time to see what the PLEBA girls are up to...

*clicks on computer*

*goes to PLEBA*

SCOTTPHISTO: Let's see..."Things to Do Today" by Mona..."Everything I Need to Know I Learned on PLEBA" by Echo...hmm...What's this then? "What you need to know about ScottPhisto???" BY ECHO?? This looks like trouble...

*click* <~~the click that sealed my fate

SCOTTPHISTO: Ho de dum...*reads*...

SCOTTPHISTO: By Bono's illuminated crotch...

*scrolls down*

*sees pic of self*

SCOTTPHISTO: O_O GADS!!

*scram!*

Here Endeth the Story. As far as the duck on my head in the beginning, well, that just occasionally...happens. I'm told it's better not to ask questions.


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Old 11-21-2001, 09:24 PM   #16
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[quote]Originally posted by WildHonee:
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Quote:
Originally posted by Echo:


...but my *spider sense* is tingling and telling me that ScottPhisto is everywhere. Almost just like Brian Eno

Yes. I am everywhere. And you! Yeah, you! Get outta the shower!
Waitaminnit....stay!! Stay!!

*ahem*...Well, as you can see, unlike Brian Eno, I only use my powers for evil.

GOOD!! I MEANT GOOD!!

Aw, crap.



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Old 11-21-2001, 09:25 PM   #17
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SCOTTPHISTO: Ho de dum...*reads*...

SCOTTPHISTO: By Bono's illuminated crotch...

I don't know how he ever gets to sleep with that thing on all night...


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Old 11-21-2001, 09:29 PM   #18
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I don't know how he ever gets to sleep with that thing on all night...

IT'S NOT A NITE=LITE!! IT'S SO I CAN SEE WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!! I DON'T WANT TO TRIP OVER THOSE U2 BOYS!!!

*sniff* And I'm not afraid of the dark...yuh...yuh...ya big jerk....*cuddles blanky*

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Old 11-21-2001, 09:33 PM   #19
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I don't know how he ever gets to sleep with that thing on all night...

Turn it ooooooonnnnnn

Turn it on!

You turn me on!

mmm yeah

OMG That is my favorite song.

!!!!!! I just got an idea for a thread


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Old 11-21-2001, 09:49 PM   #20
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Why is it everything on PLEBA seems to lead back to Bono's crotch?

Waitaminnit...

Nevermind. I just answered my own question.

Oh, the glory of Crotch Illumination...

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