What you need to know about ScottPhisto

[Echo]

He looks like Bono.

Well, like a taller Bono.

Actually, like a taller, younger, blonde, green-eyed Bono.

Okay so he doesn't look a thing like Bono.

But he has a chin like Bono's.

If you squint.

While drunk.

He doesn't have an Irish accent, either.

But he loves each and every one of you. In a nice sanitary way.

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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
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[Gina Marie]

Does he really exist?

If so, I'd like to see his pic here-green eyed,blonde, tall

No Irish accent though-oh well, you can't have it all...

 

[Echo]

I guess I want to make it clear, ScottPhisto looks nothing like this:

Or this:

Or this:

Or this, for that matter:

As for what he DOES look like...well...

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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

*Flavia raises her hand*

I have a question: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING TO POST HIS PIC???!!! LOL

*Flavia*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:

but....but....ScottPhisto sent me his very own personalized desktop wallpaper and it was THAT picture and it said THIS IS ME, SCOTTPHISTO. I AM MONA'S SOULMATE.

He lied! Liar liar hot leather vest on fire!

P.S. I have SEEN ScottPhisto....I have SPOKEN with ScottPhisto. He has not yet come to me in my dreams, like Bono and Peter Gabriel and Houdini do.....but my *spider sense* is tingling and telling me that ScottPhisto is everywhere. Almost just like Brian Eno

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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono
Winner of 4 PLEBA awards
Most Prolific Poster
Most Likely to be Scandalized
Must inventive use/abuse of the English language
Best Loo Cleaner

Love me, give me soul.

 

[Echo]

Here he is, ladies, ScottPhisto! (Accompanied by a very Phisto-y looking Echo...)

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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure! http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious! http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-21-2001).]

 

[Ana]

What is he doing to you, Echo??

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Ana:
What is he doing to you, Echo??

<---- snorted a Baby Ruth bar up her brain


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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono
Winner of 4 PLEBA awards
Most Prolific Poster
Most Likely to be Scandalized
Must inventive use/abuse of the English language
Best Loo Cleaner

Love me, give me soul.

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
<---- snorted a Baby Ruth bar up her brain

Did you snorted or choked on the Babe Ruth Bar, Mona???

Am I sensing jealousy??

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Ana:
Did you snorted or choked on the Babe Ruth Bar, Mona???

Am I sensing jealousy??

*puts down fishing rod* I'll gut you later, ScottPhisto....

*with her camo hat on, sizes up Ana*

Wanna rumble?

*falls down because her shoes are untied*

Aw, feck it all to heck.

I come in peace

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimp Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[Ana]

LOL saved by the bell! Or should I say by the untied shoe laces???

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Ana:
What is he doing to you, Echo??

Oh, scandalizing me as usual.

But he scandalizes in a cute, loveable way...right Mona?



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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:
Oh, scandalizing me as usual.

But he scandalizes in a cute, loveable way...right Mona?

*puts down baster*

What?

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimp Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*puts down baster*

What?

LOL Mona!

 

[Scottphisto]

Ye merciful gods...how on earth did I get here and why is there a duck on my head?

Okay, perhaps I should begin at the...um, well, the beginning.

Too set the scene...after a long day at work, occasionally and thankfully interrupted by the ramblings of both Echo and Mona, I get home.

SCOTTPHISTO: *sigh* Home, crap, home. Hmmm....time to play video games.
*kills thousands of brain cells, loses every single life he has in Mario Bros*
SCOTTPHISTO: Dammit. Oh well. Time to get food. Ho de hum, la de da...*saunters over to kitchen, grabs leftover teriyaki food...munch munch munch...*

SCOTTPHISTO: Ah, Much better. Hmm...time to see what the PLEBA girls are up to...

*clicks on computer*

*goes to PLEBA*

SCOTTPHISTO: Let's see..."Things to Do Today" by Mona..."Everything I Need to Know I Learned on PLEBA" by Echo...hmm...What's this then? "What you need to know about ScottPhisto???" BY ECHO?? This looks like trouble...

*click* <~~the click that sealed my fate

SCOTTPHISTO: Ho de dum...*reads*...

SCOTTPHISTO: By Bono's illuminated crotch...

*scrolls down*

*sees pic of self*

SCOTTPHISTO: O_O GADS!!

*scram!*

Here Endeth the Story. As far as the duck on my head in the beginning, well, that just occasionally...happens. I'm told it's better not to ask questions.


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ScottPhisto

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown


Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?

EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by Echo:


...but my *spider sense* is tingling and telling me that ScottPhisto is everywhere. Almost just like Brian Eno

Yes. I am everywhere. And you! Yeah, you! Get outta the shower!
Waitaminnit....stay!! Stay!!

*ahem*...Well, as you can see, unlike Brian Eno, I only use my powers for evil.

GOOD!! I MEANT GOOD!!

Aw, crap.



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ScottPhisto

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown


Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?

EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
SCOTTPHISTO: Ho de dum...*reads*...

SCOTTPHISTO: By Bono's illuminated crotch...

I don't know how he ever gets to sleep with that thing on all night...


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*Echo the Pimpstress*
Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-21-2001).]

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Echo:
I don't know how he ever gets to sleep with that thing on all night...

IT'S NOT A NITE=LITE!! IT'S SO I CAN SEE WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!! I DON'T WANT TO TRIP OVER THOSE U2 BOYS!!!

*sniff* And I'm not afraid of the dark...yuh...yuh...ya big jerk....*cuddles blanky*

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ScottPhisto

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown


Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?

EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:
I don't know how he ever gets to sleep with that thing on all night...

Turn it ooooooonnnnnn

Turn it on!

You turn me on!

mmm yeah

OMG That is my favorite song.

!!!!!! I just got an idea for a thread


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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimp Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[Scottphisto]

Why is it everything on PLEBA seems to lead back to Bono's crotch?

Waitaminnit...

Nevermind. I just answered my own question.

Oh, the glory of Crotch Illumination...

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ScottPhisto

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown


Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?

EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Turn it ooooooonnnnnn

Turn it on!

You turn me on!

mmm yeah

It glows in the dark!

Film-strip narrator voice: Soon the light from Bono's crotch will warm ALL our homes!

It's so bright! ACK!

Film-strip narrator voice: One day Bono's crotch will be too cheap to meter!


[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-21-2001).]