What my mom said about Adam!

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Julyfly

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We were in the car, on our way to another shopping excursion, and of course I brought the tunes. My Mom LOVES ATYCLB and so I brought it & some other U2 Cd's along- one of which was AB with THE infamous picture of Adam's willie, except it's covered up with the shamrock. We're at a stoplight & Mom is looking over at the pictures & sees Adam & makes this face:
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( as she is kinda conservative) & then she looks to me for an explanation. I tell her that "yeah, they've always said that Adam's willie was the 5th member of the band" ( I love to shock her sometimes!) and she goes
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again! Then I tell her "well, the European version doesn't even have the shamrock- it's the full monty!" and then she REALLY goes
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and I expect her to say, "Well, that's just AWWWWFUL, Hayley!" like she does at something shocking or inappropriate or when I say that a great big church looks like Six Flags Over Jesus...but she pauses & gets this mischievious gleam in her eye & says,
"Can WE get one?"!!
I just about FELL OUT!!! Then I couldn't stop laughing- this time SHE shocked me! Then she said, "Don't tell Dad!" & grinned!

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Originally posted by Julyfly:
but she pauses & gets this mischievious gleam in her eye & says,
"Can WE get one?"!!
I just about FELL OUT!!! Then I couldn't stop laughing- this time SHE shocked me! Then she said, "Don't tell Dad!" & grinned!
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LMAO...that is awesome...go Mom!...I think I would drive off a cliff if my mother were to ever say something like that...
 
hehe! My ma and I had a similar experience in the car too, cept, we almost had an accident. When we got home, I took her to my computer and said, "here ma, have a look." I'm surprised she didn't yell at lil ol me. hehe! She laughed.

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Dana

"U2 is hot."
-random girl from my math class.
 
Originally posted by Mrs.Clayton:
Lets try this one.....
adam4.jpg


The picture is small, there's a bigger one out there.
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I GOT IT! I GOT IT! Thanks, Mrs. Clayton!

Yeah, My Mamacita IS pretty cool- she's my best friend
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"... move on this moment... follow this feeling"
~* PLEBA-girl powers: ELEVATE!!! *~
** Official Minister of Swagger for L.E.A.T.H.E.R. **
 
lmfao

I don't know which is funnier---your mom's reaction or the term "six flags over Jesus." If you don't mind, I'll have to borrow that saying.

Hilarious story, though!

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Yeah, okay...since it's already been posted I don't feel so dirty
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Sometimes DotPhoto enlarging the pics is a good thing (and I honestly didn't mean that to have any sexual connotations
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Blargh it's late so forgive me for making this comment but...

PLEBA gals seem to make Adam's willy grow
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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
AM!!!!!!!!!
I thought you were the expert on Adam's Willie!!
I thought you knew........
Ask your husband for us!!!
 
WHOA, MOMMA! NOW we're talkin'!!! Thanks, guys for the pics! Nope, haven't shown Mom yet, but I will tonight! I can just see it now- she'll act all shocked & innocent, but she'll still keep on looking
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Heartland Girl ~ feel free to use the saying cause it IS a good one! There's another one that I use ( it's slightly more well known):
"Get down off the cross- somebody needs the wood!" When I say that, Mom always says I'm "bein' right blasPHEmous!"
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I just tell her to chill out cause Jesus prolly thinks it's funny, too!

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"... move on this moment... follow this feeling"
~* PLEBA-girl powers: ELEVATE!!! *~
** Official Minister of Swagger for L.E.A.T.H.E.R. **

[This message has been edited by Julyfly (edited 02-08-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Julyfly:


Heartland Girl ~ feel free to use the saying cause it IS a good one! There's another one that I use ( it's slightly more well known):
"Get down off the cross- somebody needs the wood!" When I say that, Mom always says I'm "bein' right blasPHEmous!"
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I just tell her to chill out cause Jesus prolly thinks it's funny, too!
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Thanks for the permission! Six Flags over Jesus definitely applies to a church north of me. They got into this giant legal battle over whether or not they could erect a cross that could be seen from miles away. They built it, and this cross is HUGE. But in my humble opinion, if they took half the money they spent building that cross and used it to feed the hungry...you see my point.

Definitely let us know what happens when your mom sees the picture!!!

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U2 @ The Blooming Heart
 
Originally posted by Ana:
The circumcision doesn't matter at all... If... ya'know what I mean (And I'm sure you know)
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Okay, there's a whole lot of people in my teeny weeny dorm room and right now they can't see my screen... However, you're making it quite hard to keep a neutral expression on my face so they don't come and investigate!
 
Have we answered the question yet???
LMAO at "Getting off the cross 'cause someone needs the wood!!"
I'm still laughing!
 
a long time ago (like 2 months) i started a thread asking whether any of the boys were "european" (not circumcised) or.....american.

i don't think we ever resolved it.
 
I remember that thread...and you're right, I don't think anyone answered it.
How hard(hee hee) can this be to answer??
 
Originally posted by Mrs.Clayton:

How hard(hee hee) can this be to answer??
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Well that could be pretty hard i think we need some hands on experience in order to come to the proper conclusion.
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******I apologize for the blatantness of this post, but you have to admit, it's funny. Salome and Sicy, don't hurt me.



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MESH RULES!!!!!
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Love,
Emily

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Originally posted by madonna's child:
Well that could be pretty hard i think we need some hands on experience in order to come to the proper conclusion.
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Very well! Good Idea!

[This message has been edited by Mrs.Clayton (edited 02-08-2002).]
 
PLEBA gals seem to make Adam's willy grow
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hippy, he wouldn't have it any other way...

LMFAO this thread is killin' me...

EXCERPT FROM KROQ "POPInvasion" radio appearance, 1997 [ed. note -- Jed the Fish, the DJ, is a moron]:
DJ:Adam, I wanted to ask you, while we're talking about that giant video screen, have you guys ever played around sort of after a show...and thrown a big porno movie up on that big screen?

Adam: That's a very good idea, I'm sure we'll be doing that soon. [laughs]

DJ:I mean, who doesn't wanna see a nine-foot-wide clitoris? That's what I wanna know!

Adam: Well. Speak for yourself there, Jed. [laughs] The rest of use our imaginations. [laughter]
Bono: We actually built that screen just to fit...the fifth member.

DJ:The fifth member! -- "Member" -- get it??

Adam: I think it would be good to show an Andy Warhol movie or something at the end of the night, y'know, one of those nude things that he did. I think it's the appropriate place to show a Warhol movie.
Bono: How did you know to ask Adam that question? I'm just curious.

DJ:It was kind of a shot in the dark, actually. Something about seeing his legs up on the console --

Bono: 'Cause I actually saw his willy -- this very morning, I was there, sitting down with my kids, and the window opened, and there it was. And it's almost nine foot, even when it's not up on the screen. [laughter]

Adam: It's bigger the closer you are.
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ps I never saw the unmodified pic before -- my Canadian cassette has a simple businesslike black X on it. -- shamrock??? PLEBA RULES!

pps. adam is beeyootiful...

Deb D




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Originally posted by truecoloursfly:

EXCERPT FROM KROQ "POPInvasion" radio appearance, 1997 ed. note -- Jed the Fish, the DJ, is a moron]:
DJ:Adam, I wanted to ask you, while we're talking about that giant video screen, have you guys ever played around sort of after a show...and thrown a big porno movie up on that big screen?

Adam: That's a very good idea, I'm sure we'll be doing that soon. [laughs]

DJ:I mean, who doesn't wanna see a nine-foot-wide clitoris? That's what I wanna know!

Adam: Well. Speak for yourself there, Jed. [laughs] The rest of use our imaginations. [laughter]
Bono: We actually built that screen just to fit...the fifth member.

DJ:The fifth member! -- "Member" -- get it??

Adam: I think it would be good to show an Andy Warhol movie or something at the end of the night, y'know, one of those nude things that he did. I think it's the appropriate place to show a Warhol movie.
Bono: How did you know to ask Adam that question? I'm just curious.

DJ:It was kind of a shot in the dark, actually. Something about seeing his legs up on the console --

Bono: 'Cause I actually saw his willy -- this very morning, I was there, sitting down with my kids, and the window opened, and there it was. And it's almost nine foot, even when it's not up on the screen. [laughter]

Adam: It's bigger the closer you are.
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ps I never saw the unmodified pic before -- my Canadian cassette has a simple businesslike black X on it. -- shamrock??? PLEBA RULES!

pps. adam is beeyootiful...

Deb D


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WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO at this interview. If I heard this live and I was driving, I think this would have caused me to have had an accident. OMG to feckin funny.

BTW, I love this thread, you girls are making me laughing very hard...LOL!
 
Originally posted by AM:
maybe it?s just me, but is he circumsiced (spelling?)?
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LOL! Thank you! I'm glad I wasn't the only one who this question spontanteously occurred to upon seeing the enlarged photo.

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How the hell did I get this far?"
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