Bbug
Acrobat
The boys were in movies, but movies that'd been PLEBA-cized??? Like, I dunno..."Bono Poppins" or something...hang on, I can't really explain it...
EXAMPLE:
"bono poppins: the magic hyper nanny who teaches kids to be tidy and use their imaginations!"
FEATURING:
Bono Hewson, as title character
BONO: Come on get happy! YEAH! *bono boogie*
CHILDREN: Em, can't we just go clean our rooms?
BONO: Okay, but first we have to drink coffee and sing a song! *plugs in MR COFFEE*
JANE: Run for it, Michael!
MICHAEL: No!! Don't be a hero!
Larry Mullen Jr, as hunky surly chimeney sweep.
LARRY: *snarl at camera as dance scene goes on behind him*
BONO: Never need a reason, never need a rhyme, Bono Poppins step in time!
LARRY: *snaps and pounds bono with drumsticks* GAH! Bloody-- that's exactly what you need, you wanker!!*
JANE: *mesmerized by Larry's good looks*
MICHAEL: *calls 911*
Edge, as professor of aeronautics/designer of kites
EDGE: Let's go fly a kite...come on kids! Come on Bono, grab one and let's go!
BONO: *tangled up in kite string* No, go on ahead without me!
CHILDREN: Silly Bono Poppins, all tangled up! *giggle*
BONO: No, i'm writin' a song kids! Go on now...have fun!
Adam, as that eccentric guy who laughs a lot
ADAM: *holding funny little cigarette* I love to laugh, hahaha! heeehehheeheheh! WOHOOHOOOHOOHOO!
CHILDREN: Bono Poppins, what's that smell!?
BONO: Never you mind...let's go to the park...
Ali, as the bird lady
ALI: For only TUPPENCE---tuppence, tuppence a bag--- you can help to save the endangered cock-eyed Dublin pigeon! Please, think of our ecosystem and the delicate balance of life...
CHILDREN: Please Bono Poppins, please can we feed the birds!?!
BONO: em, okay I guess...*gives tuppence to each kid* *takes off shades to polish them* *spots Ali and begins to chat her up* Hey angel baby, what cloud d'you fall from!?
CHILDREN: EW!! Bono Poppins has a girlfriend!
MICHAEL: Girls are icky, Bono Poppins!
ALI: No they aren't! VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME!!!
*dance number: larry, edge, adam, ann, morleigh, suzy appear.*
ANN: Come on love, DANCE!
LARRY: Dammit, I don't like to! This is bloody ridiculous!
BONO: LARRY! Pottymouthed drummers have to sit in Time-Out!
LARRY: *brandishes stick*
okay, do you get the idea?? What do you think!?
EXAMPLE:
"bono poppins: the magic hyper nanny who teaches kids to be tidy and use their imaginations!"
FEATURING:
Bono Hewson, as title character
BONO: Come on get happy! YEAH! *bono boogie*
CHILDREN: Em, can't we just go clean our rooms?
BONO: Okay, but first we have to drink coffee and sing a song! *plugs in MR COFFEE*
JANE: Run for it, Michael!
MICHAEL: No!! Don't be a hero!
Larry Mullen Jr, as hunky surly chimeney sweep.
LARRY: *snarl at camera as dance scene goes on behind him*
BONO: Never need a reason, never need a rhyme, Bono Poppins step in time!
LARRY: *snaps and pounds bono with drumsticks* GAH! Bloody-- that's exactly what you need, you wanker!!*
JANE: *mesmerized by Larry's good looks*
MICHAEL: *calls 911*
Edge, as professor of aeronautics/designer of kites
EDGE: Let's go fly a kite...come on kids! Come on Bono, grab one and let's go!
BONO: *tangled up in kite string* No, go on ahead without me!
CHILDREN: Silly Bono Poppins, all tangled up! *giggle*
BONO: No, i'm writin' a song kids! Go on now...have fun!
Adam, as that eccentric guy who laughs a lot
ADAM: *holding funny little cigarette* I love to laugh, hahaha! heeehehheeheheh! WOHOOHOOOHOOHOO!
CHILDREN: Bono Poppins, what's that smell!?
BONO: Never you mind...let's go to the park...
Ali, as the bird lady
ALI: For only TUPPENCE---tuppence, tuppence a bag--- you can help to save the endangered cock-eyed Dublin pigeon! Please, think of our ecosystem and the delicate balance of life...
CHILDREN: Please Bono Poppins, please can we feed the birds!?!
BONO: em, okay I guess...*gives tuppence to each kid* *takes off shades to polish them* *spots Ali and begins to chat her up* Hey angel baby, what cloud d'you fall from!?
CHILDREN: EW!! Bono Poppins has a girlfriend!
MICHAEL: Girls are icky, Bono Poppins!
ALI: No they aren't! VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME!!!
*dance number: larry, edge, adam, ann, morleigh, suzy appear.*
ANN: Come on love, DANCE!
LARRY: Dammit, I don't like to! This is bloody ridiculous!
BONO: LARRY! Pottymouthed drummers have to sit in Time-Out!
LARRY: *brandishes stick*
okay, do you get the idea?? What do you think!?