Mullen-Girl
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Ok i'm bored so I decided to write a story
Intro: As weekend approaches PLEBA mansion gets ready for a house party to relieve the stress from the week.
MullenGirl: C'mon girls we have to get the place ready for when the boys get in.
Echo: Well we don't have to do anything really?
MullenGirl: Why's that?
Echo: Oh AE is already programmed to clean and fix the place up.
*AE is busily cleaning, blowing up ballons and hanging up streamers*
MullenGirl: You're a genious Echo!
*Mona and Julie are busy in the kitchen, while Niamh, bluey, and Mrs. Edge are getting ready upstairs*
Mona: Why don't we make tamales!
Julie: You always want to eat tamales, let's make something else.
*Meanwhile outside PLEBA Mansion*
Bono: Ah crap! My zipper broke!
Larry: That's what you get for having an "elevation" all the time *snarl*
Bono: I wouldn't say anything if I were you button popping boy.
Larry:*snarl* *button pops off and hits Bono in the crotch*
Bono: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOUCH!
Edge: *bluuuuuuuush*
Adam: Ok ok let's knock on the door I want to get inside already!
*Bono tries to hide the fact that his zipper is open, while elevated. Edge covers his eyes not to look at it and Larry is busily sewing another button on his shirt while Adam knocks*
MullenGirl: *opens the door and looks down at Bono right away* AY AY AY!!!! OMG Bono did you know that *tries not to look* Your erm zipper is um nonexistant and you're erm peeking out?
Bono: *covers himself* Yes yes I know
*Mona comes out from the kitchen along with Julie and both gasp as they see Bono*
Mona:*passes out*
Julie: Oh gawd not again *sigh*
*Echo comes out from the living room with AE*
Echo: Oh my
AE:*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*
Echo: Awwwww did that scare you honey? cover your eyes now
*Niamh, Bluey and Mrs. Edge come running down the stairs as soon as they hear the door knock, all 3 stop in their tracks*
Niamh: Dios mio! *drools uncontrollably*
Bluey:*giggle* Hmm nice pants there Bono
Mrs.Edge:*raises eyebrow* Oh my
Bono: Yes look at it girls isn't it majestic?
MullenGirl:*laughs really loud and falls to the ground rolling around laughing*
Larry: Oh now you did it this time you so called Romeo!
Edge:*tries not to look at Bono's pants* *bluuuuuuush*
Adam: Oh c'mon girls you know my willie is bigger than that.
*MullenGirl picks herself off the ground*
MullenGirl:*giggle* why don't you *giggle* guys come *laughs loud* in?
*All 4 guys walk into the living room, followed by the girls*
(More to come)
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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.
THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
www.angelfire.com/tx2/KITIYU2
Question from Caller:we want to know how he's maintained his youthful looks. we think he looks so much younger than the rest of the band
Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.
D&C: That's a funny story. How come you've managed to slow down the aging process?
LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.
Intro: As weekend approaches PLEBA mansion gets ready for a house party to relieve the stress from the week.
MullenGirl: C'mon girls we have to get the place ready for when the boys get in.
Echo: Well we don't have to do anything really?
MullenGirl: Why's that?
Echo: Oh AE is already programmed to clean and fix the place up.
*AE is busily cleaning, blowing up ballons and hanging up streamers*
MullenGirl: You're a genious Echo!
*Mona and Julie are busy in the kitchen, while Niamh, bluey, and Mrs. Edge are getting ready upstairs*
Mona: Why don't we make tamales!
Julie: You always want to eat tamales, let's make something else.
*Meanwhile outside PLEBA Mansion*
Bono: Ah crap! My zipper broke!
Larry: That's what you get for having an "elevation" all the time *snarl*
Bono: I wouldn't say anything if I were you button popping boy.
Larry:*snarl* *button pops off and hits Bono in the crotch*
Bono: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOUCH!
Edge: *bluuuuuuuush*
Adam: Ok ok let's knock on the door I want to get inside already!
*Bono tries to hide the fact that his zipper is open, while elevated. Edge covers his eyes not to look at it and Larry is busily sewing another button on his shirt while Adam knocks*
MullenGirl: *opens the door and looks down at Bono right away* AY AY AY!!!! OMG Bono did you know that *tries not to look* Your erm zipper is um nonexistant and you're erm peeking out?
Bono: *covers himself* Yes yes I know
*Mona comes out from the kitchen along with Julie and both gasp as they see Bono*
Mona:*passes out*
Julie: Oh gawd not again *sigh*
*Echo comes out from the living room with AE*
Echo: Oh my
AE:*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*
Echo: Awwwww did that scare you honey? cover your eyes now
*Niamh, Bluey and Mrs. Edge come running down the stairs as soon as they hear the door knock, all 3 stop in their tracks*
Niamh: Dios mio! *drools uncontrollably*
Bluey:*giggle* Hmm nice pants there Bono
Mrs.Edge:*raises eyebrow* Oh my
Bono: Yes look at it girls isn't it majestic?
MullenGirl:*laughs really loud and falls to the ground rolling around laughing*
Larry: Oh now you did it this time you so called Romeo!
Edge:*tries not to look at Bono's pants* *bluuuuuuush*
Adam: Oh c'mon girls you know my willie is bigger than that.
*MullenGirl picks herself off the ground*
MullenGirl:*giggle* why don't you *giggle* guys come *laughs loud* in?
*All 4 guys walk into the living room, followed by the girls*
(More to come)
------------------
The U2 revolution has been reinstated.
THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
www.angelfire.com/tx2/KITIYU2
Question from Caller:we want to know how he's maintained his youthful looks. we think he looks so much younger than the rest of the band
Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.
D&C: That's a funny story. How come you've managed to slow down the aging process?
LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.
