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Old 11-16-2001, 09:17 AM   #1
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Weekend at PLEBA Mansion

Ok i'm bored so I decided to write a story

Intro: As weekend approaches PLEBA mansion gets ready for a house party to relieve the stress from the week.


MullenGirl: C'mon girls we have to get the place ready for when the boys get in.

Echo: Well we don't have to do anything really?

MullenGirl: Why's that?

Echo: Oh AE is already programmed to clean and fix the place up.

*AE is busily cleaning, blowing up ballons and hanging up streamers*

MullenGirl: You're a genious Echo!

*Mona and Julie are busy in the kitchen, while Niamh, bluey, and Mrs. Edge are getting ready upstairs*

Mona: Why don't we make tamales!

Julie: You always want to eat tamales, let's make something else.

*Meanwhile outside PLEBA Mansion*

Bono: Ah crap! My zipper broke!

Larry: That's what you get for having an "elevation" all the time *snarl*

Bono: I wouldn't say anything if I were you button popping boy.

Larry:*snarl* *button pops off and hits Bono in the crotch*

Bono: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOUCH!

Edge: *bluuuuuuuush*

Adam: Ok ok let's knock on the door I want to get inside already!

*Bono tries to hide the fact that his zipper is open, while elevated. Edge covers his eyes not to look at it and Larry is busily sewing another button on his shirt while Adam knocks*

MullenGirl: *opens the door and looks down at Bono right away* AY AY AY!!!! OMG Bono did you know that *tries not to look* Your erm zipper is um nonexistant and you're erm peeking out?

Bono: *covers himself* Yes yes I know

*Mona comes out from the kitchen along with Julie and both gasp as they see Bono*

Mona:*passes out*

Julie: Oh gawd not again *sigh*

*Echo comes out from the living room with AE*

Echo: Oh my

AE:*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

Echo: Awwwww did that scare you honey? cover your eyes now

*Niamh, Bluey and Mrs. Edge come running down the stairs as soon as they hear the door knock, all 3 stop in their tracks*

Niamh: Dios mio! *drools uncontrollably*

Bluey:*giggle* Hmm nice pants there Bono

Mrs.Edge:*raises eyebrow* Oh my

Bono: Yes look at it girls isn't it majestic?

MullenGirl:*laughs really loud and falls to the ground rolling around laughing*

Larry: Oh now you did it this time you so called Romeo!

Edge:*tries not to look at Bono's pants* *bluuuuuuush*

Adam: Oh c'mon girls you know my willie is bigger than that.

*MullenGirl picks herself off the ground*

MullenGirl:*giggle* why don't you *giggle* guys come *laughs loud* in?

*All 4 guys walk into the living room, followed by the girls*

(More to come)

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Question from Caller:we want to know how he's maintained his youthful looks. we think he looks so much younger than the rest of the band

Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.

D&C: That's a funny story. How come you've managed to slow down the aging process?

LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.
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Old 11-16-2001, 09:37 AM   #2
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*All the girls and guys go into the living room and take a seat*

Bono:*covering crotch* You all did a lovely job decorating this place.

Echo: Yes AE fixed it all up nicely

AE:*blusssssssssh*

Mona:*finally wakes up and walks into the living room, looking down at Bono* OMG Hot tamale elevation!

MullenGirl: Calm down Mona at this rate we're going to need to put padding on the floor

Niamh:*standing behind Bono and looking down, snapping pictures for PLEBA's next elevated thread*

Mrs.Edge: Well you're looking really good tonight Edge

Edge:*bluuuuuush* Why thank you

Julie:Would you like something to drink?

Bono: I think i'll get something from the bar *stands up slowly*

*All the girls gasp again with a giggle coming from MG*

Larry: Gawd Bono you just want to show your manhood off *snarl*

Edge&AE:*bluuuuuuuuush*

Adam: I'll take some champagne

*Bono walks to the bar as all the girls follow him with their eyes*

Larry:*button flies off in the direction of the snacks* *tries to find it digging into the snacks* If somebody feels something hard in their mouth...

Edge&AE:*bluuuuuuuuuuush*

Larry: Tis me button

*From the corner of Bluey's eye who does she see? Mr. Mac walking quickly across the hall*

Bluey:*gets up quickly* I'll be right back *runs out into the hall*

*Bono comes back with champagne for everybody and hands it to each one of the girls*

Mona:*eyes open widely* Thank you *swallows hard* (LMAO you dirty minded girls not in that way)

*MullenGirl has made her way over to Larry, and sits next to him*

MullenGirl: Why Larry you're looking as hot as ever today *smile*

Larry:*snarl* Thanks, when do I not? *pauses* Did I just say that out loud?

MullenGirl:*giggles*

Larry:*button pops off his shirt and hits MG right between the eyes*

MullenGirl:*Passes out*

Larry:*gasps* Oh my

*Meanwhile Mona and Niamh have made their way and sit beside Bono one on each side*

Niamh:*giggles* What happened to your pants?

Bono:Well the doctor says that it might be me having my "elevation" all the time *points at his crotch*

*Both girls look and pass out at the same time*

Bono:*sigh* *tries to cover crotch again*

(still more to come, after I get home)

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Question from Caller:we want to know how he's maintained his youthful looks. we think he looks so much younger than the rest of the band

Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.

D&C: That's a funny story. How come you've managed to slow down the aging process?

LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 11-16-2001).]
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Old 11-16-2001, 09:45 AM   #3
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YAY!
Thanks for putting me in there MG...it's true, I am like a "glamour-seeking missle!"
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Old 11-16-2001, 10:41 AM   #4
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Yaaay! I got to make a cameo in one of these things at last!!!!

I don't know how you and Echo and Mona and Julie and Bluey come up with this stuff, but it is SO CREATIVE!!!!!!
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Old 11-16-2001, 11:23 AM   #5
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Why I can't write stories like that??. :P

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Old 11-16-2001, 11:30 AM   #6
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
*Larry:*button flies off in the direction of the snacks* *tries to find it digging into the snacks* If somebody feels something hard in their mouth...

Edge&AE:*bluuuuuuuuuuush*

Larry: Tis me button

OMG! Why does this button stuff always make me laugh so much?!?!? I wouldn't care if Larry's button hit me in the eye!
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Old 11-16-2001, 12:07 PM   #7
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Ok ok I'll continue now that I am at home

Julie: I have to check on the food. Mona why don't you come with me?

Mona:*drooling uncontrollably* Nuh uh

Julie: yeeeeees you have to come with me right now *peers*

Mona:*not taking her eyes off of Bono* No!

Julie:*grabs Mona by the ear and pulls her away from him* I said now!!!

Mona:*walking* ok ok *looking at Bono and says dramatically* I will be back my love

Niamh:*rolls eyes* Yeah right, now i've got him all to myself *giggle*

*While Mona and Julie are in the kitchen, everybody else is with their favourite u2 member, chatting up a storm when suddenly..*

Julie: ADAM!!!!

Adam:*grinning* Yes?

Julie: Did you steal all the spoons again??

*Everybody turns and looks at Adam*

Adam: ME??? Nah I didn't steal the spoons

Julie:Well that's odd cos well, none of the spoons are in the kitchen, including the stirring spoons, cooking spoons, any type of spoon known to humanity that were in this house disappeared suddenly. *raises eyebrow* Now how did that happen?

Adam: I'm innocent I tell you!

Larry:*snarl* well then stand up then you skirt wearing freak!

Adam:*standing up slowly* See nothing to see here

*Everybody notices something poking through Adam's sarong (skirt)*

Edge&AE: *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

Bono: Geez Adam looks like you have a case of elevation yourself *laughs*

Mrs. Edge: Now if my eyes don't decieve me *grin* I believe the spoons are under his sarong

MullenGirl:*looks at the girls* there's only one way to find out

Niamh:*grinning* Yes! Tickling time!!!

Adam:*looking nervously* NO NO NO PLEASE DON"T DO THAT!

*All the girls tickle him at the same time then all of a sudden all the spoons come out from his sarong, forming a mountain underneath him*

Julie: There they are! See I knew you had them!

Adam:*breaks down crying* I'm soooo sorry! It's just that I can't fight this *solitary spotlight on Adam as lights dim* I have an obsession with spoons, what causes me to love them I don't know....

Bono: Oh cut the crap!

*lights turn back on*

MullenGirl:*helping the girls pick up the spoons* If I were you i'd wash these before using, Lord knows what they touched

*Larry also helps picking up the spoons when suddenly, all the buttons on his shirt pop off and his shirt tears away a la Hulk, the girls drop the spoons and stand there*

MullenGirl:*drools uncontrollably* Oh my. If that isn't the most beautiful sight, i've ever seen in my life.

Larry:*snarl* Oh gawd I hate when that happens *tries to cover himself*

MullenGirl:*raises her eyebrow and thinks to herself* Oh what i'd like to do with that man *grin*

Larry:*looks nervously at MullenGirl* Erm I think I need a new shirt, i'll be right back

*Larry quickly runs out of the living room with MG running after him*

Niamh: Oh gawd, I should have expected that

Bono:*starts to stand up* Anybody want another drink

Everyone:*at the same time* NO NO NO NO

Bono:Whaaaat?

Edge:*bluuuuuuuuush*

Mrs.Edge:I'll get them pleeeeease don't get up *ahem* I mean, stay seated *giggles nervously*

(more to come, feel free to add if you'd like)

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Question from Caller:we want to know how he's maintained his youthful looks. we think he looks so much younger than the rest of the band

Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.

D&C: That's a funny story. How come you've managed to slow down the aging process?

LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.
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My sides hurt from laught so much!

Larry: That's what you get for having an "elevation" all the time *snarl*
Bono: I wouldn't say anything if I were you button popping boy.
Larry:*snarl* *button pops off and hits Bono in the crotch*
Bono: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOUCH!
Edge: *bluuuuuuuush*

Poor Bono!

Adam:*breaks down crying* I'm soooo sorry! It's just that I can't fight this *solitary spotlight on Adam as lights dim* I have an obsession with spoons, what causes me to love them I don't know....
ADAM: My name is Adam and I am obsessed with spoons.

LMAO!


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Why I can't write stories like that??. :P

Well, I don't know about the other girls, but...

SATAN: So let me get this straight - you want the ability to write hilarious U2 scripts that will make the other PLEBA girls worship you for your talents.

ECHO: You make it sound so trivial.

SATAN: And for this ability you're giving me your immortal soul.

ECHO: Well, I wasn't using it.

SATAN: (Looks at contract) Well...

ECHO: Is there a problem.

SATAN: I just have this terrible fear that this deal will...work too well in your favor.

ECHO: What do you mean?

SATAN: Well, you see, once you have the admiration of the PLEBA girls...It's really only a matter of time before you move on...to EYKIW, to the Lemonade Stand...and once you've won the hearts of Interference, I mean the sky's pretty much the limit.

ECHO: Wow, I never thought of it that way.

SATAN: I mean, I don't want to have you challenging me for Lord of the Underworld a few years from now.

ECHO: I'd like to think I'd be a benevolent ruler.

SATAN: I don't think I can make this deal with you.

ECHO: Aw, come on, dude, be a sport. I PROMISE I'll keep it in PLEBA.

SATAN: Well...

ECHO: Pretty please?

SATAN: Oh, FINE. (Scribbles signature)

ECHO: Woo hoo!

SATAN: Now where's that soul.

ECHO: Here ya go, buddy (Writes "Echo's soul" on a piece of paper and hands it to him)



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lmao!!!!!!! Am I that predictable?! Geez, man!!

Good thing about Bono in duct tape: When we remove it (and yes, we WILL remove it) all his hairyness will come off with it! Yee-haw!!!!! Smoooooooth!

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Old 11-16-2001, 04:51 PM   #11
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should make a movie with this story! Can u imagine that girls? That would be soooooo cool! We could get Wim Wenders to direct it and of course the boys would be in charge of the soundtrack..Good idea,huh?

And by the way...Cristy, stop describing me as a sex maniac!!!! LOL


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*Blueeyes walks back into the room, carrying an empty champange bottle and notices Bono sittng on the couch...and everyone else's fixation on his pantal region.*
Blueeyes:Oh for the love of...Bono your Fly is down!
Bono: Yeah...he's been feeling kind of blue lately
*In the corner, the Fly sits crying into his drink and smoking brokenly*
The Fly: I just feel so..hopeless baby!
Blueeyes: *Rolls her eyes and pulls a roll of duct tape from her jacket.* Stand up Bono.
*Bono stands up and Blueeyes winds the duct tape around his hips several times until he is finally covered decently. She looks at him for a second and with two swift movements rips the legs of his pants off so that he is wearing a duct tape mini-skirt*
Bono: Wooooo Hooooo!
*Larry come back downstairs in a new shirt, the buttons just-a-straining*
Blueeyes: Watch out! He's gonna BLOW!
Edge and AE: *SUPER BLUSH*
Blueeyes: Put your arms up Larry.
Larry: *Snarl* Why!? *He does it anyway and Blueeyes runs around him several times with the duct tape. She rips the rest of the shirt away so Larry is wearing a kind of duct tape tube top.*
Larry: Oh wow! Thanks Blueeyes, me buttons were driving me crazy!
Bono:*Jealous* HEY! I want a duct tape bra too! Bluuuuuuueeeeeeeyeeeeees! Duct tape meeee!
Blueeyes: Fine.
*Blueeyes gives Bono a duct tape bra like Larry's. He now looks like some bizarre hardware store go-go dancer.*
Blueeyes: Excuse me girls, I'm wanted in the kitchen
AE and Edge: *BLUSH*


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