VIVA LA DIVA

[WildHonee]

BONO: That's right. I'm back. And I have a CAPE this time. Oh....this is my boy, Edge.

EDGE: Hiya.

MONA: You don't have a--

BONO: Listen, pokeys. I'm the diva here.

MONA: Um....no one said you weren't--

BONO: *taps scepter on floor* I SAID.

MONA: OK fine. Do what you want.


Maybe I should explain....see this week has been kind of OFF fer me. So I decided to take Bono in under my care. This started on Wednesday when I stayed home from school. I had nothing to do all day so Bono came over. Echo has watched this progress. And it hasn't been pretty.


MONA: OK guys, don't mess up the new linoleum....

BONO: *looks around* Who are you talking to?

MONA: ......the camera crew.

BONO: ...what?

MONA: DOOD. "MTV Cribs" is at my house!

BONO: Em....but no one's here except you and me.

MONA: OK well sometimes when no one else is around I talk to myself

GURUECHO: I do that. If no one is there to hear my philosophical--

MONA: Em....but I'm pretending I'm on "Cribs."


Anyway I guess Bono got kind of tired of that. He's been taking over. I mean....he's EVERYwhere.

BONO: Well not....EVERYwhere.

MONA: *sigh* No. Not EVERYwhere.

EDGE: *bluuuuuuuush*

BONO: On with the show! Spectacular Spectacular! *Snap snap!*

EWAN: Em...

BONO: I SAID. *SNAP. SNAP.*

MONA: Ye have the fingers of a brick layer.

BONO: Mona, before you dress up as a brick -- Edge. Snap my fingers for me.

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

?Naughty pop star? ~Bono Get on the Boos

 

[WildHonee]

We are a part of the rhythm nation!!!!!!!

 

[WildHonee]

Baby, don't you wanna dance upon me?

 

[WildHonee]

BONO: The brown M&Ms.....They're the most pure because since they're CHOColate, they don't need as much food coloring.

EDGE: But isn't it a candy--

BONO: !!

MONA: But isn't it a candy--

BONO: !!!! *taps scepter on floor* I SAID!!

JULIE: *imagines Edge in a candy shell*

BONO: *Crosses legs at the ankle EVER so disfainfully.*

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

?Naughty pop star? ~Bono Get on the Boos

 

[mmmBono]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
BONO: That's right. I'm back. And I have a CAPE this time. Oh....this is my boy, Edge.

EDGE: Hiya.

MONA: You don't have a--

BONO: Listen, pokeys. I'm the diva here.

MONA: Um....no one said you weren't--

BONO: *taps scepter on floor* I SAID.

MONA: OK fine. Do what you want.


Maybe I should explain....see this week has been kind of OFF fer me. So I decided to take Bono in under my care. This started on Wednesday when I stayed home from school. I had nothing to do all day so Bono came over. Echo has watched this progress. And it hasn't been pretty.


MONA: OK guys, don't mess up the new linoleum....

BONO: *looks around* Who are you talking to?

MONA: ......the camera crew.

BONO: ...what?

MONA: DOOD. "MTV Cribs" is at my house!

BONO: Em....but no one's here except you and me.

MONA: OK well sometimes when no one else is around I talk to myself

GURUECHO: I do that. If no one is there to hear my philosophical--

MONA: Em....but I'm pretending I'm on "Cribs."


Anyway I guess Bono got kind of tired of that. He's been taking over. I mean....he's EVERYwhere.

BONO: Well not....EVERYwhere.

MONA: *sigh* No. Not EVERYwhere.

EDGE: *bluuuuuuuush*

BONO: On with the show! Spectacular Spectacular! *Snap snap!*

EWAN: Em...

BONO: I SAID. *SNAP. SNAP.*

MONA: Ye have the fingers of a brick layer.

BONO: Mona, before you dress up as a brick -- Edge. Snap my fingers for me.

Am I the only one here that thinks Ewan McGregor and Bono look alike?
LOL......great story...thanks for that.
oxoxo
Autumn

 

[WildHonee]

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

 

[martha]

Originally posted by mmmBono:

Am I the only one here that thinks Ewan McGregor and Bono look alike?

Bono as Obi-Wan Kenobi?



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She's a little lightheaded, so check on her in a few minutes -- my podiatrist, about me (again), 2-11-02

 

[FallDownJulie]

!!!

dude! i have a picture of sting that looks like bono! does he count as a diva?

*licks edge's candy shell*

*runs off*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[Naya]

LMAO WildHonee

Well well what do we have here...*drool*
Must...replace...Nicole's face...with MINE!!!

Originally posted by WildHonee:

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Tender is the night
Lying by your side
Tender is the touch
Of someone that you love too much
Tender is the day
The demons go away
Lord I need to find
Someone who can heal my mind

*Blur*

My photo website

 

[WildHonee]

I......am the GREATEST singer in AALLL THE LAAANNNDD!!!

(cheers, Fishy

)

 

[mmmBono]

Originally posted by martha:
Bono as Obi-Wan Kenobi?

LOL!!
Seriously!!
I think they look alike...Ewan in normal mode..not Obi-Wan....anywhooo...maybe I'm fucking nuts but I see a resemblance...
Goddamn he's hot.
And yes...check out the movie Velvet Goldmine...Ewan plays a rock and roll diva.
LOL!!

oxoxo
Autumn

 

[WildHonee]

BONO: Well Mona has to go to bed now. I'm supposed to go into the closet or something now. Until the morning, then -- DANCE, cowboys, DANCE!!

GAYDANCINGCOWBOYS: Yes, Diva Bono.

EDGE: Is that all fer today, then, Diva Bono?

BONO: Yes. Yes it is.

MONA: .....we're just ending the day with Gay Dancing Cowboys?

BONO: Yes. Yes we are.

ADAM:

MONA: That's not very original. I mean.....I could do that.

BONO: Listen.....I could be a genius if I wasn't so lazy.

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

?Naughty pop star? ~Bono Get on the Boos

 

[FallDownJulie]

mmmmmmmm......


i'm in the mood for a mango...

*wanders off*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[martha]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:


*licks edge's candy shell*

I was going to say something about melting, but I won't.

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She's a little lightheaded, so check on her in a few minutes -- my podiatrist, about me (again), 2-11-02

 

[u2loopy]

Mona!!! Thanks for that whole thread!!! You need to post more things like that around here.



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What are we going to do now It's all been said,
No new ideas in the house and Every book has been read....

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:


dude! i have a picture of sting that looks like bono! does he count as a diva?

Can we see it?? Pleeeeeeze. I love Sting and Bono so I think that I would like StingBono!!

Great thread guys!! I am LMAO!!!


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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:


dude! i have a picture of sting that looks like bono! does he count as a diva?

Can we see it?? Pleeeeeeze. I love Sting and Bono so I think that I would like StingBono!!

Great thread guys!! I am LMAO!!!

!!!!!! Shaaaare

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by martha:
I was going to say something about melting, but I won't.

!! OMG!! i SO didnot think of that!! lol!!

*Blushes a la Edge*

i wouldn't mind trying it out!

*Blushes even more*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[FallDownJulie]

ok the sting pic... i'm not sure i still have it! i have no idea where it is.

i can go and hunt, tho....

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
BONO: That's right. I'm back. And I have a CAPE this time. Oh....this is my boy, Edge.

Lol at that picture.

Bono, sweety, I have your cape. Come n' get it.

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"I have a dragon, and I know how to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge!" -Shrek

Happy Birthday, Adam!

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

 

[JennyBean]

LMAO!
Mona! You need to post more threads like this. I miss your wacky stories, they always crack me up!

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

BONO: I SAID. *SNAP. SNAP.*

MONA: Ye have the fingers of a brick layer.

BONO: Mona, before you dress up as a brick -- Edge. Snap my fingers for me.

lmao Mona, I miss you!

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Laura
~~~
Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
~~~

...what's a Bono?

 

[WildHonee]

Man.....I feel like....a woman. Um....

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by On The Edge:
lmao Mona, I miss you!

aw

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

?Naughty pop star? ~Bono Get on the Boos

 

[WildHonee]

Hit me baby one more time...er...I'm not that innocent! er.....

 

[wildhoney22]

A diva's gotta look her best

You gotta rub me the right way... uh, yeah...

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~*~?~*~ Katie ~*~?~*~
"Now America looks smart and, dare I say it, sexy again." ~ Bono, 2000

She is the dreamer
She's imagination

 

[Lilly]

Originally posted by mmmBono:
Am I the only one here that thinks Ewan McGregor and Bono look alike?
LOL......great story...thanks for that.
oxoxo
Autumn

Ok....the only reason I wanted to quote you was because I like your name and I haven't really seen ya before...so hi and I like your name.

I think we need to limit the days that Mona can stay home from school. I see she was allowed one, but methinks that was one too many....though I do like this thread....meh...

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Every question possesses a power that does not lie in the answer.

 

[Autumn454]

Mona, get over here quickly darling....

I've got a little problem in the loo....

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Autumn454:
Mona, get over here quickly darling....

I've got a little problem in the loo....

!!!!!! O_O !!!!!!! O MY BACON!!!

*tries to think of a song about plunging* wait.

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

?Naughty pop star? ~Bono Get on the Boos

 

[mmmBono]

Originally posted by Lilly:
Ok....the only reason I wanted to quote you was because I like your name and I haven't really seen ya before...so hi and I like your name.

I think we need to limit the days that Mona can stay home from school. I see she was allowed one, but methinks that was one too many....though I do like this thread....meh...

Hey Lilly...
I'm here often...but not everyday...the 'puter is addicting and takes me away from things I *really* need to get done!!LMAO!
But hi back at ya....I tend to read more than I post...but thanks for the compliment...everytime I see Bono, it's a natural reaction...."mmmmmm"
LOL!
oxoxo
Autumn



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