Video Bloopers

[MonaVox]

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BD:
BONO: *thru--

CAMERA: *SMASH*

BONO: Aw fookamoofin

DIRECTOR: CUT.

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ONE
ADAM: Don't you think my dress could be a bit shorter?

DIRECTOR: Em....

ADAM: Don't be prudish. Get me scissors. NOW.

BONO: Adam, don't you--

ADAM: *tantrum*

DIRECTOR: CUT.

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DICOTHEQUE:
BONO: Larry we all have to do it......

LARRY: I won't.

EDGE: Come on, Lar.

DIRECTOR: What's wrong?

BONO: Larry doesn't want to play.....

DIRECTOR: Alright well

LARRY: I'M NOT COMIN' OUT DRESSED LIKE THIS.

DIRECTOR: OK Let's do the first sequence again then.

BONO: *thru--

CAMERA: *SMASH*

BONO: Fookamoofin!

DIRECTOR: CUT.
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alright now please someone think of a funny one.
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[MonaVox]

[COLOR=royal blue]STUCK:
EDGE: *walks across Nacho tray without falling

DIRECTOR: CUT.

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ISHFWILF
BONO: *smooches random women....* *proceeds to smooching random men* *back to the women* *starts to unbutton shirt*

DIRECTOR: CUT.

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ELEVATION:
ADAM: (to giraffe) Can I have a ride? I've always wanted to be a....

DIRECTOR: CUT. [/COLOR]

 

[MonaVox]

[COLOR=royal blue]WITH OR WITHOUT YOU
BONO: *sweat* *glisten*

CAMERALADY: *thud*

DIRECTOR:....maybe we shouldn't hire females for this... CUT!!!!!!!!!

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STUCK
LARRY: WTF is that fecking pink rabbit doin' thar?

DIRECTOR: CUT.

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ONE the buffalo version
BONO: EDGE!!!!!!!! Get off the set!!! The bison are headed right for you!!!!!!

EDGE'S HAT: *flies off in slo-mo*

DIRECTOR: CUT.
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[Ashley]

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ISHFWILF
BONO: *smooches random women....* *proceeds to smooching random men* *back to the women* *starts to unbutton shirt*

DIRECTOR: CUT.

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lol!!!

WTSHNN

Bono: "Where the streets have nooooo name, where the streets have..."
Police: "Hey, you can't play that up here!"

Director: CUT.

***************

Oh wait, that really happened......

 

[MonaVox]

Bono: "Where the streets have nooooo name, where the streets have..."
Police: "Hey, you can't play that up here!"

Director: CUT.

***************

Oh wait, that really happened......

It's funny 'cos it's true

 

[clarityat3am]

LOL! I like this thread!

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

WGRYWH
Bono: wait, what are the lyrics? Oh, yer filming this? Fook. Wait, I've got it. No, I don't. I quit.

 

[elizabeth]

GRRR!!! DAMN!! i want soo much to post something but i cant think of damn thing!!!!

it's these new cheesy taco flavored pizza rolls...they distract me...

BTW--- these are hilarious!!!
MORE MORE MORE MORE!

 

[Ashley]

I Will Follow

Bono: *does the robot*

Director: CUT.

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[Ashley]

DISCOTHEQUE

Bono: *thrust* *thrust on camera*

WHACK!!

Bono: *clutches crotch* *falls over in pain*

Director: CUT.

ok, so that was a bit evil...

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DISCOTHEQUE (again)

Director: "Now just lay there and do nothing while she dances, ok?"
Larry: "Yah, sure, no problem" *lies down*
Girl: *dances*
Larry: "What the hell?!?! You expect me to just lie here and do nothing while she does that?!?!" *points*

Director: CUT.

 

[Kristie]

Gloria

Bono: Gloooriaaaa *crouches down*
Pants: RRRIIIIPP

Director: CUT

 

[Liesje]

ok, here goes my lame-o attempt:

WGRYWH

Bono: *sings*...cus I asked you to..*thinks* U2, hehe, DOH! DONT GIGGLE DONT GIGGLE!!!!


wow, i suck *bows*

 

[verte76]

 

[hippy]

New Year's Day

Bono: *lipsynchs badly*

Rest of U2: *crack up*

Director: CUT!

Adam: *giggle* I'm so sorry...I just can't help but laugh when he does those eyes...

Stay

Bono: *leaps off statue*

THUD!

Bono: *weakly, from the ground* Um...not to be rude...but did someone forget to put down the soft, padded thing?

Larry: *wink*

 

[BrattyIrishPunk]

Gloria

Bono: Gloooriaaaa *crouches down*
Pants: RRRIIIIPP

Director: CUT

wuhahaha

 

[u2loopy]

I Will Follow

Bono: *does the robot*

Director: CUT.

LMFAO!!!! What a visual!!!!!!

Very funny stuff people!!!!

 

[ZooEuropa]

THESE ARE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!

 

[Queen Betty]

I love this thread, MonaVox! Umm... lemme try to think of one...

Pride (the one with the Dublin Harbor aerials)

Edge is walking

Larry joins him, and they walk in stride

Edge nudges Larry with his elbow

Larry nudges Edge back harder

Edge pushes Larry with his hand

Larry pushes back harder

Edge: Damn it!

Edge shoves Larry

Larry shoves Edge so hard he falls into the water

Edge: You bastard!

Larry: Oops.

Director: Goddamn it, you two... CUT!!

Well, I tried!!

 

[teehee]

Hilarious!

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Keep 'em comin' ladies

Musings on ISHFWILF

Bono: *spits in Edge's ear*

Edge: *eyes roll back into head* *has seizure*

Director: CUT!

*******

Bono: *hurls self onto hood of car*

windshield: *shatters*

Director: CUT!

 

[jala]

this is so hilarious!!! I am so glad i'm at work bymyself!!!

 

[u2loopy]

My lame-o attempt.......

ISHFWILF

Bono: *randomly kissing girls*

Last girl kissed: *SLAP*


Cut!!!!!

 

[Queen Betty]

Hilarious!

You like mine? I'm going to try for another one:

With or Without You

Bono leans forward

Bono (singing): With or without yooouuuu...

Bono stumbles, waves arms about to try to regain balance

Bono: Whoah!

Larry laughs so hard he drops his tamborine

Director: CUT!

Okay, if that was bad, note that I'm getting a writer's block now.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

EBTTRT

: I like the whole idea of the rotating camera, but when it goes underneath me, it makes my ehhh hummm....well.....my package looks smaller! Don't you think? Larry, come here, look, doesn't my package look smaller?!?

: You're one sick fook.

director: CUT!!!

 

[souLnation2002]

my lame ass attemp - please do not throw things at me!!

Elevation:

Director: you just have to jump from this motorcycle to the other one, changing direction in the process. got it?

Larry: err.... wouldn't it hurt going that fast?

Director: no, no!! don't be silly

Larry: okay!!!

*does the jump thing, misses the other motorcycle and falls flat on the ground*

Larry: urghhh..... help, anyone? *raises one arm weakly in the air*

Director: okay... cut.... we've got to take it from the top

Larry: do we have to??

 

[MonaVox]

BD:
BONO: *gets run over*

STAY:
BONO: *gets run over*

STUCK: (the one where they're playing Frogger)
BONO: *gets run over*

hm....

 

[Queen Betty]

BD:
BONO: *gets run over*

STAY:
BONO: *gets run over*

STUCK: (the one where they're playing Frogger)
BONO: *gets run over*

hm....

Aww... poor Bono.

tosses him a roll of gauze, a bottle of isopryl alcohol, and a box of Band-Aids

Umm...

condensed First Aid kit lands just beyond Bono's reach, gets run over by a red sedan

Oh... Well, I tried.

 

[MonaVox]

Aww... poor Bono.

tosses him a roll of gauze, a bottle of isopryl alcohol, and a box of Band-Aids

Umm...

condensed First Aid kit lands just beyond Bono's reach, gets run over by a red sedan

Oh... Well, I tried.

He's like Wile E Coyote now!

*kissitmakeitbetter*

 

[Queen Betty]

He he he.

He's like Wile E Coyote now!

*kissitmakeitbetter*

I'm going to repeat something I said in another thread:

I'll lick and make better.

Ahahahaha...

speeds away on her motor scooter (her name's Hemoglobin!), laughing like a hyena